Chris
@displaced.co.uk
British person who fixes old computers, plays old games, and makes things. Writes software and does DevOps-y stuff for money.
Sure, it’s the exact same photo. But that’s because Alex didn’t react in the slightest.
He is adorable though. Sometimes I can’t believe he’s real.
He is adorable though. Sometimes I can’t believe he’s real.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sure, it’s the exact same photo. But that’s because Alex didn’t react in the slightest.
He is adorable though. Sometimes I can’t believe he’s real.
He is adorable though. Sometimes I can’t believe he’s real.
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
Every Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Day), the Southeastern train network in the UK renames London St. Pancras train station to:
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Every Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Day), the Southeastern train network in the UK renames London St. Pancras train station to:
This is fantastic.
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is fantastic.
Imagine walking around all day every day thinking you’ve got a soul. Don’t get it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Imagine walking around all day every day thinking you’ve got a soul. Don’t get it.
The Constitution doesn’t seem to be worth the parchment it’s written on. Ellipsis.
Unconstitutional. Full stop.
Leaked Memo Lays Out Republican Effort To Elect Trump For A Third Term
www.comicsands.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Constitution doesn’t seem to be worth the parchment it’s written on. Ellipsis.
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
Ok, the Mexican version of the F1 music slaps.
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ok, the Mexican version of the F1 music slaps.
LET THE 3PM SUNSETS COMMENCE!
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
LET THE 3PM SUNSETS COMMENCE!
Me, at the pub after being left alone at the table:
“Fine. I’ll sit here and look attractive”
NARRATOR: He did not look attractive.
“Fine. I’ll sit here and look attractive”
NARRATOR: He did not look attractive.
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me, at the pub after being left alone at the table:
“Fine. I’ll sit here and look attractive”
NARRATOR: He did not look attractive.
“Fine. I’ll sit here and look attractive”
NARRATOR: He did not look attractive.
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
It’s:
Albany Park
Bexley
Crayford
Dartford
…but it’s not then:
Etone Crossing
Freenhithe
Gwanscombe
Horthfleet
Iravesend
Albany Park
Bexley
Crayford
Dartford
…but it’s not then:
Etone Crossing
Freenhithe
Gwanscombe
Horthfleet
Iravesend
October 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s:
Albany Park
Bexley
Crayford
Dartford
…but it’s not then:
Etone Crossing
Freenhithe
Gwanscombe
Horthfleet
Iravesend
Albany Park
Bexley
Crayford
Dartford
…but it’s not then:
Etone Crossing
Freenhithe
Gwanscombe
Horthfleet
Iravesend
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THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com
Oh. This sounds awfully familiar.
Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh. This sounds awfully familiar.
Something in my house just made a pleasantly soft double-beep sound. A bit like two Acorn Archimedes starting up a quarter of a second after each other.
Problem is, I have *no idea* what it could be.
Problem is, I have *no idea* what it could be.
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Something in my house just made a pleasantly soft double-beep sound. A bit like two Acorn Archimedes starting up a quarter of a second after each other.
Problem is, I have *no idea* what it could be.
Problem is, I have *no idea* what it could be.
Trottiscliffe.
The actual pronunciation of that only involves one of the syllables in the spelling.
The actual pronunciation of that only involves one of the syllables in the spelling.
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trottiscliffe.
The actual pronunciation of that only involves one of the syllables in the spelling.
The actual pronunciation of that only involves one of the syllables in the spelling.
In a parallel universe, IBM never sold their consumer PC line, Lenovo never existed, and some besuited IBM social media person responded to this in uncomfortable corporate-speak.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
In a parallel universe, IBM never sold their consumer PC line, Lenovo never existed, and some besuited IBM social media person responded to this in uncomfortable corporate-speak.
Perfect. No notes.
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Perfect. No notes.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
There’s a massive billboard ad on my train station platform for visiting the Adirondacks.
Looks beautiful, but a) no, for obvious reasons, and b) Gravesend is a really weird place to be advertising that. Strange times.
Looks beautiful, but a) no, for obvious reasons, and b) Gravesend is a really weird place to be advertising that. Strange times.
September 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
There’s a massive billboard ad on my train station platform for visiting the Adirondacks.
Looks beautiful, but a) no, for obvious reasons, and b) Gravesend is a really weird place to be advertising that. Strange times.
Looks beautiful, but a) no, for obvious reasons, and b) Gravesend is a really weird place to be advertising that. Strange times.
Three hours left until the end of R-Day (in BST.)
How long until all the puritans get Thanos’d and leave the rest of us to our mischief undisturbed?
How long until all the puritans get Thanos’d and leave the rest of us to our mischief undisturbed?
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Three hours left until the end of R-Day (in BST.)
How long until all the puritans get Thanos’d and leave the rest of us to our mischief undisturbed?
How long until all the puritans get Thanos’d and leave the rest of us to our mischief undisturbed?
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Trump at the UN:
"I look at London where you have a terrible mayor... Now they want to go to Sharia law."
This is entirely false. London Mayor Sadiq Khan is politically moderate and has never ever called for Sharia law.
This is Islamophobic propaganda and a bigoted attack on Khan.
"I look at London where you have a terrible mayor... Now they want to go to Sharia law."
This is entirely false. London Mayor Sadiq Khan is politically moderate and has never ever called for Sharia law.
This is Islamophobic propaganda and a bigoted attack on Khan.
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Trump at the UN:
"I look at London where you have a terrible mayor... Now they want to go to Sharia law."
This is entirely false. London Mayor Sadiq Khan is politically moderate and has never ever called for Sharia law.
This is Islamophobic propaganda and a bigoted attack on Khan.
"I look at London where you have a terrible mayor... Now they want to go to Sharia law."
This is entirely false. London Mayor Sadiq Khan is politically moderate and has never ever called for Sharia law.
This is Islamophobic propaganda and a bigoted attack on Khan.
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A trans woman invented the CPU in your phone
Multiple trans women have worked on your browser, your operating system, and likely the foundations this app you’re reading this one
There have been trans rabbis and priests
We are part of society at all levels, we always have been
We aren’t a threat
Multiple trans women have worked on your browser, your operating system, and likely the foundations this app you’re reading this one
There have been trans rabbis and priests
We are part of society at all levels, we always have been
We aren’t a threat
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A trans woman invented the CPU in your phone
Multiple trans women have worked on your browser, your operating system, and likely the foundations this app you’re reading this one
There have been trans rabbis and priests
We are part of society at all levels, we always have been
We aren’t a threat
Multiple trans women have worked on your browser, your operating system, and likely the foundations this app you’re reading this one
There have been trans rabbis and priests
We are part of society at all levels, we always have been
We aren’t a threat