Matthew Buttler 𓃶
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Matthew Buttler 𓃶
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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.
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It looks like a hotel, and not in the good way.
Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!
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Oof, hits VERY close to home.#Halloween
Haters waiting tables, even
We're off to see the desert,
The wonderful desert of Oz.

Because because because because of the works of despair he caused.
Folks, we couldn't keep COINTELPRO, MKULTRA, or Iran-Contra under wraps. Do you really think we could keep a fake moon landing secret?

It was easier to go to the moon than fake it. Look it up.
Buzz Aldrin actually punched someone in the mouth for saying this kind of shit. Buzz was 72 at the time.
Kim Kardashian says the Moon landing was fake

"Go to TikTok ... see for yourself ... Why is the flag blowing? ... Why are there no stars?"

NASA responds:

"Yes, we've been to the Moon before ... six times"
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There will be no sitcoms. There will only be Friends.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
Why do people "like that" always say shit like "Well it's better than an orange (PEDOPHILE!) fake tan. You AREN'T HELPING and you probably don't vote. You're HELPING get Drumph (PEDOPHILE!!) BACK in office!!!"

It's even weirder when they're from like... Toronto.
What I want is the "Audio MIDI Setup" which is now a utility... But... It's.... configuring some settings! The rest of these are definitely utilities.

Tim Cook, WTAF are your designers even doing? Jerkin' it to AI nudes?

Your products are progressively shitty.

They have become enshittified, even.
Searching for MIDI in the settings brings up the sound options with no MIDI knobs.

I did find an equalizer and... Ambient noise? These are in the accessibility options. You can have your computer constantly play rain or something. Neat, but weird.
Oh, right, I forgot macOS has that weird audio setup control panel that is no longer in system settings. It is only because of my four years in university that I even knew these settings existed in the first place, but why the fuck is it so buried and unlinked in the sound settings?
Bosty has been radicalized by hockey seating. Excellent.
I'm pretty sure you're getting fleeced here. Someone's trying to manipulate you into giving good press to a very dubious proposition.

I suggest digging a bit deeper.
Scientists: AI can help us process vast amounts of data.

Engineers: Here's an AI chatbot who fucks.
All I hear is the air rushing into this bubble.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
Beard Growing Intensifies
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth won’t meet with any “beardos” serving in South Korea.

Service members stationed in the Pacific recently received notice that enlistees with shaving waivers will not be allowed to attend Hegseth’s Camp Humphreys rally.
Pete Hegseth refuses to meet with bearded soldiers in South Korea
www.stripes.com
Bluesky: "Who asked you, anyway?"
Expert bovine craftsman shit
Ask my premier how well his Reagan post went.

Apparently, you're not allowed to quote Reagan if he directly contradicts the current Administration's ethos of isolationism and (gestures) everything else.
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