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Ew.
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Ew.
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All of my poasts are written with the average American in mind. A stone cold stupid.
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
All of my poasts are written with the average American in mind. A stone cold stupid.
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CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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Now we know why Trump liked the name Big Beautiful Bill.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Now we know why Trump liked the name Big Beautiful Bill.
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How bout all them wild text messages from the Young Republicans?!
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How bout all them wild text messages from the Young Republicans?!
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The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
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![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy@jpeg)
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writing crime haikus to my crime partner which i decorate with a crime drawing for his birthday card
September 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
writing crime haikus to my crime partner which i decorate with a crime drawing for his birthday card
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My take on three of the most known self help books.
September 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My take on three of the most known self help books.
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On Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and Cancel Culture in general
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and Cancel Culture in general
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MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
July 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
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Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com
Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com
Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
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The bigger the parade they give Trump if/when he goes to China, the more trade concessions Trump will give them. Easiest call ever.
July 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The bigger the parade they give Trump if/when he goes to China, the more trade concessions Trump will give them. Easiest call ever.
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Today I talk to Sarah Sherman on the show! Becoming Sarah Squirm, loving Fran Drescher, meat, Eric Andre, SNL. Great talk! Listen up! wtfpod.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Today I talk to Sarah Sherman on the show! Becoming Sarah Squirm, loving Fran Drescher, meat, Eric Andre, SNL. Great talk! Listen up! wtfpod.com
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
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It's possible protestors will be smeared regardless of whatever flag they wave, but if you think optics do not matter, I suggest you read up on the Civil Rights Movement. It was carefully orchestrated for media, legal action and ultimately public opinion.
June 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's possible protestors will be smeared regardless of whatever flag they wave, but if you think optics do not matter, I suggest you read up on the Civil Rights Movement. It was carefully orchestrated for media, legal action and ultimately public opinion.
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AIR COMING OUT OF THE US ECONOMY
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June 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
AIR COMING OUT OF THE US ECONOMY
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From today's Odd Lots newsletter.
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