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Max’s Dad
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I help people get out of debilitating debt & I don't make any money doing it. We're a nonprofit 501(c3) that's helped 500K working class people pay off $10B in debt since 1999. @debtfreederekw on Insta

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All that cocaine I did in my late 20s and early 30s would really be useful to me now in mid 50s. Not for partying but just to get up off the couch to do shit like clean the gutters or fix the fence in the back yard.
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
this happened - literally
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
it just levels me that in the two most popular television shows of the first 20 years of the 2000s had women in them who most critics & fans - at the time - deemed to be villains but upon careful rewatch many have realized they were simply victims of the selfish men the shows were centered upon.
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I will not accept lectures about political strategy from someone who owns a funko pop
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This has become my favorite account. As I scroll and get angry, sad, and then angry again, the ISS Piss Tracker pops up and lets me know that it’s getting close to Constellation Yer-ion time.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 46% full.
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
All these guys want to live in a past world they would last about seven minutes in.
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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i think about this use of ai from thursday night football a lot…a bunch of circles meant to show you where the pressure is coming from which you would be able to see for yourself if the stupid ai circles werent in the way and distracting you
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Just once I’d like Schumer and Jeffries to show up on tv and not sound like wet noodles. Today isn’t that day. We’re faced with fascist thugs trying to destroy everything we believe in and the both of them are playing out of the safe consultant playbook like it’s still 1993.
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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hello minnesota and beyond! thank you for your kind messages. it is very weird to be the news when you cover the news. i love this beautiful state and journalism, and i am hopeful for better days. but we will be forever changed bc of the last two months.
Meet Minnesota Bathrobe Lady Sam Stroozas of MPR News | Minnesota Public Radio
Earlier this week, an unexpected and fast-moving incident unfolded in St. Paul, Minnesota involving both federal and local law enforcement. As crowds gathered and questions mounted, one of our MPR New...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Every video based social media site has been overrun by garbage AI. Instagram is unusable and anyone who thinks seeing temu Spider-Man battling WalMart Captain America is the height of awesomeness is irredeemable and deserves all their devices taken away forever
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` everything is garbage '' .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a microphone and saying `` everything is garbage '' .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
There is no one so sure of themselves as someone who poasts all day.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This “article” from Esquire is fucking useless. I had to do a Google search & skim 2 other articles to find out this series premiers at the end of May. What the fuck is going on with the Entertainment press? I know “AI” but RELEASE DATE is a basic fucking ask of reporters “reporting” on TV & movies.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You were promised flying cars but instead you’re getting a 3 hour long morning argument with your toaster. Great job Silicon Valley Billionares.
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Naturalized citizens make up approximately 11% of workers in U.S. science and engineering occupations. Overall, foreign-born individuals account for roughly 23% of the total STEM workforce in the USA. In tech-heavy regions like Silicon Valley, up to 66% of tech workers are foreign-born.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another..."
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"If BLANK is the nominee I'm not voting for them because of BLANK" is a fucking West Wing-brained thing to argue in 2026 as I open the window and hear whistles in the distance.

Go the fuck outside.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
people who would have flown to epstein island if they were asked are the same people who would wear META glasses with facial recognition
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says tell me i 'm wrong
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says tell me i 'm wrong
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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who wrote this stupid shit?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
This fucking AI garbage isn’t just making mistakes - how the fuck can someone be “wrongly paroled?”

Everyone is who uses or relies on AI is a fucking dummy.
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
If there is a God, I hope He judges us not only on what we do, but what posts we "liked" on LinkedIn.
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Rewatching the Marvel movies in “chronological order” for a thing I’m writing and last night seeing Musk show up in Iron Man 2 made me want to vomit.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM