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im a door. reviews games at https://doorplays.tumblr.com/ https://doorplays.substack.com/ also memes and life stuff at https://twitter.com/doorplays

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doors @doors.bsky.social · Jan 3

archives of threads i posted

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Frovostein @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

god: okay the day that is happening now is called today

angel: *writing* ok

god: and the day that just ended is called terday

angel: terday?

god: yes terday

angel: *writing* ok

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doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

updated title screen

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

stopping here

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

another color is brought back

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

wow

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

there's the title drop

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

pretty

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

a color has been brought back

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

nice art

doors @doors.bsky.social · 2d

trying gris

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2d

im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied

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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 3d

We’re not going anywhere!

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NOT A WOLF @sickofwolves.bsky.social · Nov 13

PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS

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doors @doors.bsky.social · 5d

cant sleep!!!

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 5d

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 6d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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Brian Smith @onemorebrian.bsky.social · 6d

"The Ark fell to Earth with a mighty impact -- an impact that would not be matched for more than 4 million years, until the release of the unrelated Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam.'"

Philomena Cunk, from "Cunk on Earth," a series which frequently segues into the unrelated 1989 Belgian techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam."

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doors @doors.bsky.social · 5d

lrt thats some monsters inc ass shit

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lho'to on the internet @epocanxiv.bsky.social · 8d

I am sometimes uncharitable towards ffxiv's narrative but "you see, we voidsent celebrate halloween because it fuels our praise kink" is the kind of writing you simply won't find anywhere else

Impresario: "Not so long ago, our ultimate goal was to drown this realm in blackest night and usher in a long-coveted legend among my kind: the Night of Devilry, where our leader, the Great Gourd, would rise again and strike terror into the hearts of men. But as a few voidsent compatriots have recently taught us, there lies a reward even sweeter than mortal fear. One that fills our hearts and satiates our souls─gratitude! One taste, they said, and we would be unable to deny the fulfillment it brought us. Thus, the Circus abandoned its malevolent ambitions to pursue honeyed words of appreciation instead."

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The Screaming Skull of Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 6d

i want more animated sex on screen

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doors @doors.bsky.social · 5d

cravin. weebaghetti

doors @doors.bsky.social · 6d

the graphics reminding me of horace doesnt help a;ldksfj

doors @doors.bsky.social · 6d

i think the vibe is for me to rest a fuckton

doors @doors.bsky.social · 6d

...no, idt it's the vibe rn

doors @doors.bsky.social · 6d

goddamn allergies