Zaphod Beeblebrox
@dragonfudge.bsky.social
Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 || Sometimes nsfw 🔞
stede asking if ed wants to see stedes tit pics and ed going crazy stupid bouncing off the walls about it bc yes finally this is happening hell yeah and then stede sends pics of the birds
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
stede asking if ed wants to see stedes tit pics and ed going crazy stupid bouncing off the walls about it bc yes finally this is happening hell yeah and then stede sends pics of the birds
stede bonnet voice now come on, what have I always said you've got to feel the rain on your skin! no one else can feel it for you. only you can let it in.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
stede bonnet voice now come on, what have I always said you've got to feel the rain on your skin! no one else can feel it for you. only you can let it in.
Ed’s secret little pet name for stede is bun-bun bc it came from bonbon after bonnet but also stede is sooo bunny. So bun-bun. Also bunny. And also sometimes still bonbon
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Ed’s secret little pet name for stede is bun-bun bc it came from bonbon after bonnet but also stede is sooo bunny. So bun-bun. Also bunny. And also sometimes still bonbon
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A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴☠️🧟♂️
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴☠️🧟♂️
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
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for take twomonday night i want to remind all of you to read my tfem stede/tmasc ed fic now and forever at the wintergardsn archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
for take twomonday night i want to remind all of you to read my tfem stede/tmasc ed fic now and forever at the wintergardsn archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
Death to America always
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Death to America always
Everyone get more indian cinemapilled in 2026
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Everyone get more indian cinemapilled in 2026
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stede bonnet's big naturals
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
stede bonnet's big naturals
Urdu is so beautiful bc it treats with so much love and joy the two letters that english is most afraid of: q and z
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Urdu is so beautiful bc it treats with so much love and joy the two letters that english is most afraid of: q and z
made a lil bollywood rec list!! will be continuously adding to this as i watch more movies but this is just a lil list off the top of my head letterboxd.com/thistooisyur...
bollywood recs
non-exhaustive. based purely on vibes, contains multiple genres. mostly catered to my gay friends. some of these are personally not favs but are v cool and like, Iconic movies so I've added them anywa...
letterboxd.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
made a lil bollywood rec list!! will be continuously adding to this as i watch more movies but this is just a lil list off the top of my head letterboxd.com/thistooisyur...
Suddenly noticed my applause has gotten much better. Rlly getting in those clear, loud claps
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Suddenly noticed my applause has gotten much better. Rlly getting in those clear, loud claps
Guy who’s seen 3 standup comedians: standup sucks
Guy who’s seen 10 standup comedians: standup is the greatest thing ever
Guy who’s seen 100 standup comedians, is a huge fan of them, has done several successful standup sets of their own: standup sucks and needs to be banned
Guy who’s seen 10 standup comedians: standup is the greatest thing ever
Guy who’s seen 100 standup comedians, is a huge fan of them, has done several successful standup sets of their own: standup sucks and needs to be banned
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Guy who’s seen 3 standup comedians: standup sucks
Guy who’s seen 10 standup comedians: standup is the greatest thing ever
Guy who’s seen 100 standup comedians, is a huge fan of them, has done several successful standup sets of their own: standup sucks and needs to be banned
Guy who’s seen 10 standup comedians: standup is the greatest thing ever
Guy who’s seen 100 standup comedians, is a huge fan of them, has done several successful standup sets of their own: standup sucks and needs to be banned
was anyone going to tell me the term "hattrick" comes from cricket or was i going to have to find out from a youtube short of srk explaining this to alia bhatt on an old episode of koffee with karan myself
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
was anyone going to tell me the term "hattrick" comes from cricket or was i going to have to find out from a youtube short of srk explaining this to alia bhatt on an old episode of koffee with karan myself
Wdymmm katseye starting a dance trend with BOLE CHUDIYAN 😭😭😭😭 anyway stream youtu.be/IBvg3WeqP1U?...
Bole Chudiyan Full Video - K3G | Amitabh, Shah Rukh, Kajol, Kareena, Hrithik | Udit Narayan
YouTube video by SonyMusicIndiaVEVO
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wdymmm katseye starting a dance trend with BOLE CHUDIYAN 😭😭😭😭 anyway stream youtu.be/IBvg3WeqP1U?...
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let ed kill his dad in modern aus
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
let ed kill his dad in modern aus
Early on in the fandom i was talking to this person about bollywood aus and they were just sooo dismissive of the concept of watching bollywood movies. Like tell me why exactly you think theyre cheap and trashy. Go on.
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Early on in the fandom i was talking to this person about bollywood aus and they were just sooo dismissive of the concept of watching bollywood movies. Like tell me why exactly you think theyre cheap and trashy. Go on.
Everyone go watch Sholay (1975 dir Ramesh Sippy) right fucking now
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Everyone go watch Sholay (1975 dir Ramesh Sippy) right fucking now
Is anyone else having the experience of watching a movie on a streaming platform and then suddenly getting so many ig reels/youtube shorts about it
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is anyone else having the experience of watching a movie on a streaming platform and then suddenly getting so many ig reels/youtube shorts about it
ISIS is strongly opposed to the creation of a palestinian state and have killed many many muslims themselves bc they are sunni extremists who hate shia muslims but none of this matters to people whose sole agenda is to say “muslims bad”
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ISIS is strongly opposed to the creation of a palestinian state and have killed many many muslims themselves bc they are sunni extremists who hate shia muslims but none of this matters to people whose sole agenda is to say “muslims bad”
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i thinka daily wear butt plug and a half tab of klonopin every six hours could fix stede
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i thinka daily wear butt plug and a half tab of klonopin every six hours could fix stede
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just so smitten by the idea of a mouthy bratty sub stede getting a reputation amongst the local leather daddies as being high maintenance to an impossible degree and then ed swaggering in like: bet
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
just so smitten by the idea of a mouthy bratty sub stede getting a reputation amongst the local leather daddies as being high maintenance to an impossible degree and then ed swaggering in like: bet
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Hickey sharing wisdom with the Marines
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hickey sharing wisdom with the Marines
u have met me at a very desi time in my life i fear
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
u have met me at a very desi time in my life i fear
Regretfully i must say the og amitabh bachchan don movie is so much more fun to watch than the modern srk remake purely bc of how camp and fucking goofy it is. Srk undoubtedly better actor (v v low bar to cross) but the og one is just soooo silly
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Regretfully i must say the og amitabh bachchan don movie is so much more fun to watch than the modern srk remake purely bc of how camp and fucking goofy it is. Srk undoubtedly better actor (v v low bar to cross) but the og one is just soooo silly