Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
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Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
· May 11
Pequod, by alt+f4
11 track album
altf4wav.bandcamp.com
My album Pequod is finally out after 5 years of work. It's a very personal album that meditates on loss, grief, Life, love, and the cycles we find ourselves in. It's influenced by vaporwave, dance music, hip hop, and experimental music.
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
Here's a Ginger pic 🐱
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here's a Ginger pic 🐱
The cats can tell my wife's steel toes apart from the other people in the house and I cannot tell you how funny that is to me
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The cats can tell my wife's steel toes apart from the other people in the house and I cannot tell you how funny that is to me
Yes
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes
I love to drive my wife insane by reading Nuzzi excerpts, and when we got to the one with the "A blue blue," part she just blurted out the Mr. Krabs "A smell, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that... smells..." lmaooooooo
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love to drive my wife insane by reading Nuzzi excerpts, and when we got to the one with the "A blue blue," part she just blurted out the Mr. Krabs "A smell, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that... smells..." lmaooooooo
NO BOB
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
Must be the champagne. Stay here.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
NO BOB
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
I'm kinda bummed No More Fielders and Resleevables didn't show up on here, but I'm glad Daddy Grim was #1. Mormon Stories is an excellent place for morning coffee. Carah Burrell is someone I really enjoy who used to be with MSP, and I highly recommend her channel, too. Alyssa Grenfell is another!
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm kinda bummed No More Fielders and Resleevables didn't show up on here, but I'm glad Daddy Grim was #1. Mormon Stories is an excellent place for morning coffee. Carah Burrell is someone I really enjoy who used to be with MSP, and I highly recommend her channel, too. Alyssa Grenfell is another!
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One day, I'll make a minotaur tribal deck on MTGA and it'll be so fucking over for you hoes. Mark my words.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One day, I'll make a minotaur tribal deck on MTGA and it'll be so fucking over for you hoes. Mark my words.
I love getting the notification that I was put on a list called "Sus Chili Jokers (Turntable Confirmed 🙄)" or something incoherent to anyone not online 15 hours a day. Knowing a reply of mine sent some unwashed loser into a rage so bad that I end up on their enemies list is pure troll gold to me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love getting the notification that I was put on a list called "Sus Chili Jokers (Turntable Confirmed 🙄)" or something incoherent to anyone not online 15 hours a day. Knowing a reply of mine sent some unwashed loser into a rage so bad that I end up on their enemies list is pure troll gold to me.
Chris nailed it with this part at the end. Games really are just gambling sims and toys to most people. Games as art is a nice concept, but the industry will always see games as a product. Horses threatened the money in a very prudish moment, and it had to suffer for it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Chris nailed it with this part at the end. Games really are just gambling sims and toys to most people. Games as art is a nice concept, but the industry will always see games as a product. Horses threatened the money in a very prudish moment, and it had to suffer for it.
Who else but him
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who else but him
Time for me to know what I'm talking about
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Time for me to know what I'm talking about
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charlie kirk checking twitter one last time before going directly to hell
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
charlie kirk checking twitter one last time before going directly to hell
Some of you haven't watched a movie more extreme than a Tarantino film and it shows. I'm a big critic of sexual violence or misogynistic violence in art as it's the easiest low hanging fruit for edge. But that doesn't mean it can't be done at all or with purpose. Perfect Blue is an example.
Lotta leftists suddenly become weirdo free speech absolutists the moment someone takes issue with a depiction of rape, pedophilia, etc. I think there’s more nuance to this conversation than “all art is good” actually
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Some of you haven't watched a movie more extreme than a Tarantino film and it shows. I'm a big critic of sexual violence or misogynistic violence in art as it's the easiest low hanging fruit for edge. But that doesn't mean it can't be done at all or with purpose. Perfect Blue is an example.
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On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
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Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out.
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?