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Dash Graci
@dreadpiratedash.bsky.social
Indie fantasy author. Dragon enthusiast. Pirate Apologist. Definitely not three goblins in a trenchcoat. I write about fairies and their dubious life choices.

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Hi, yes, it is I. Your favorite internet pirate and nerdy fantasy writer: Dash Graci. I am very bad at the whole self-promotion thingy, but did you guys know I have a book coming out next year? That's on Amazon for preorders right now? And I'm looking for beta and ARC readers? 1/?
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Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.

Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.

Do not.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I love this! I write in notebooks and then type them up, too. Let's hear it for notebooks and journals and writing on post-its! (IYKYK) 📝
That's why I keep proof of my stuff on file, in case I need it.

No way to spoof a manuscript like mine.

No way to read it without a magnifying glass, but...
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Looking forward to her turn as Roxie Hart
Couldn’t even wait a year before whipping out the gold sequins
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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used to be like "ha ha how could people fall for snake oil" and now it's like "oh everyone falls for every kind of snake oil possible all the time including billionaires and politicians, just guzzling up snake oil at a horrifically alarming rate and vomiting out onto the rest of us" 🫠🙃
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So, I may have stumbled upon Twenty One Pilots performance of Seven Nation Army for the White Stripes induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and just screamed in utter delight at this shirt. Also, I need this shirt post haste.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Glad tidings from me, your local deist pagan. Saw this today at the church down the road.

"If you're more fortunate than others, build a longer table not a higher fence."
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Writer: It's about the friends you made along the way.

Main character: Which means I get to keep those friends until the end, right?

Writer:

Main character: … My friends will be okay, right?
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hi, yes, it is I. Your favorite internet pirate and nerdy fantasy writer: Dash Graci. I am very bad at the whole self-promotion thingy, but did you guys know I have a book coming out next year? That's on Amazon for preorders right now? And I'm looking for beta and ARC readers? 1/?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Practicing radical honesty this year 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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“this balloon is so large, hoda, that you could fit actually 85 black bears inside. but i’m not sure that would be a good idea.”

“no.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How I'm (not) rolling up to Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Nothing like reading series I've owned for years, never read and then finding you don't enjoy them. 🤣🤣 I mean....I can fit more books after I donate them so.....
a cartoon of a wizard holding a wand and a purple pot
ALT: a cartoon of a wizard holding a wand and a purple pot
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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impressive of penn state to fight that hard for the interim and put up a fight. maybe under their next coach they'll be able to throw punches with the big boys like indiana
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'

e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.

Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Gee, I can’t imagine why…
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I think very often people do not realize the sheer *scale* of government, particularly the US government.
There are already food banks/depositories in every district & a ton of Democrats have been doing events to support them, but if no one besides a staffer posts about it, no one knows about it.

Even with a massive support, it's not replacing $100 billion in SNAP. We need a functional government!
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.”

www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Srsly. Signal-boost, like/comment. And a big part of that support?

If they made something you like, buy it.

Independent artists aren't Wal-Mart; you can't just come back next week and expect what you were looking at to still be available for sale.
Support the artists you like now because tomorrow you might not be able to find them.
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The only kings I like:
king crab
king cake
drag kings
King for a Day
King of the North
King Street in Charleston
B.B. King
Stephen King
Martin Luther King
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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me: gee i'm frustrated with my difficulties in trying this new activity in front of strangers

brain: hey so you're actually in middle school. everyone is laughing at you. someone is trying to set you on fire. they are going to kill you. you are literally going to die. now. right now
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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tear the party apart?? the citizenry in PA is ready to dump him on his ass let's goooooooo
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Oct 16
SCOOP: Top Democrats in Pennsylvania are maneuvering to run against Sen. John Fetterman in a 2028 primary, threatening to tear the party apart in the biggest battleground state in the nation.
Scoop: Dems plot Fetterman ouster
He's still popular with Pennsylvania voters, even as Democrats turn on him.
www.axios.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Thank god
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM