Drew Judge
@drewjudge.bsky.social
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
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Are you familiar with the Terminator movies?
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Are you familiar with the Terminator movies?
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…”
Allons, allons, c'est un sujet futile et de niche, donc souvent évoqué sur les réseaux sociaux !
(petite photo que j'aime bien pour mettre en perspective)
(petite photo que j'aime bien pour mettre en perspective)
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe…”
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SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Many people are saying the Republicans shut down the government to bulldoze the White House without permission and build the Epstein ballroom.
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Many people are saying the Republicans shut down the government to bulldoze the White House without permission and build the Epstein ballroom.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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“You can’t call someone a traitor just because they have a better vocabulary than you.” An absolute brutal line. #ukcelebritytraitors
October 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“You can’t call someone a traitor just because they have a better vocabulary than you.” An absolute brutal line. #ukcelebritytraitors
Eight plus armed jackasses hanging around a corner until someone brown enough passes by to kidnap. This is just unbelievably fucked up.
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Eight plus armed jackasses hanging around a corner until someone brown enough passes by to kidnap. This is just unbelievably fucked up.
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Dies at the End
Gary Dies at the End
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Gary Syndrome
The Gary Syndrome
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Harold and Gary
Harold and Gary
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Dies at the End
Gary Dies at the End
In a field full of dumb, wasteful stunts… is this the dumbest and most wasteful?
August 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In a field full of dumb, wasteful stunts… is this the dumbest and most wasteful?
Lunch inspired by @scalzi.com, a massive burrito of various leftovers: pulled pork, roast potatoes, black beans, cheese, sour cream, and hot sauce!
August 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lunch inspired by @scalzi.com, a massive burrito of various leftovers: pulled pork, roast potatoes, black beans, cheese, sour cream, and hot sauce!
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COVID is the deadliest virus ever when they talk about the "lab leak" theory to gin up outrage, but just a mild little cold when they talk about masking and public health measures to gin up outrage.
FDA Commissioner Marty Makary accuses the NIH of funding a lab that "brewed up a virus that killed 20 million people"
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
COVID is the deadliest virus ever when they talk about the "lab leak" theory to gin up outrage, but just a mild little cold when they talk about masking and public health measures to gin up outrage.
I dunno Netflix. Kind of a complicated question.
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I dunno Netflix. Kind of a complicated question.
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Wife singing “Macho Man” by the Village People
Me (laughing): Remember when you first got to the States and thought the nacho hat was real?
Wife: You’re the one who told me it was real! You lied to me! You’re the villain in this scenario!
Me (laughing): Remember when you first got to the States and thought the nacho hat was real?
Wife: You’re the one who told me it was real! You lied to me! You’re the villain in this scenario!
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wife singing “Macho Man” by the Village People
Me (laughing): Remember when you first got to the States and thought the nacho hat was real?
Wife: You’re the one who told me it was real! You lied to me! You’re the villain in this scenario!
Me (laughing): Remember when you first got to the States and thought the nacho hat was real?
Wife: You’re the one who told me it was real! You lied to me! You’re the villain in this scenario!
