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It's. Just. So. Loud.
... But I guess that's OK now?
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Happy any time I can talk about the Alabama-Miami Sugar Bowl. In this one I also get to bring up the 2006 Auburn-Florida game, just because. open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
Joke's on her, I don't have any
A woman will look directly at you… knowing she got plenty good money in her pocket
And
Still take yours
And
Still take yours
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Joke's on her, I don't have any
Great now Shania Twain's "The Woman in Me" is stuck in my head for the weekend
The DOG IN HIM Award
Journeyman of the year
YAC King
Havoc King
Hard Job coach of the year
Catch of the year
Your new favorite small-school offense
No-Bowl All-Americans
Before we get to the real awards, I created college football's ALTERNATIVE AWARDS for 2025: www.espn.com/college-foot...
Journeyman of the year
YAC King
Havoc King
Hard Job coach of the year
Catch of the year
Your new favorite small-school offense
No-Bowl All-Americans
Before we get to the real awards, I created college football's ALTERNATIVE AWARDS for 2025: www.espn.com/college-foot...
Connelly's alt-college football awards: Catch of the Year, "Dog in Him" and more
College football's official awards will go out this weekend. We're honoring more players.
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December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Great now Shania Twain's "The Woman in Me" is stuck in my head for the weekend
Not sure how to explain this but at some point this year I reached the point where I refuse to let my fingernails grow even a little.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Not sure how to explain this but at some point this year I reached the point where I refuse to let my fingernails grow even a little.
Started to reply with something about how Stanford was actually an ACC opponent, then realized how dumb that is, & moved on.
While we all await news of What Sherrone Did, enjoy some Notre Dame slander. www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
Notre Dame is sad, and that is good
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary isn't here for the Fighting Irish's tears.
www.sfgate.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Started to reply with something about how Stanford was actually an ACC opponent, then realized how dumb that is, & moved on.
oh gawd what now
The thing about being president...
if you cant make things better...Don't make things worse
if you cant make things better...Don't make things worse
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
oh gawd what now
I gotta stop listening to this in the car. The discussion of Brent Key's Pop Tart preferences nearly caused an interstate disaster.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I gotta stop listening to this in the car. The discussion of Brent Key's Pop Tart preferences nearly caused an interstate disaster.
Nobody "stole" a berth in the CFP. These are the rules that everybody agreed to. Jesus Christ, grow up.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Nobody "stole" a berth in the CFP. These are the rules that everybody agreed to. Jesus Christ, grow up.
One of the truly rewarding things about parenting is your kids *and* your spouse *and* your still alive parents can simultaneously tell you what an awful job you're doing at everything.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
One of the truly rewarding things about parenting is your kids *and* your spouse *and* your still alive parents can simultaneously tell you what an awful job you're doing at everything.
Way too many of y'all react to losses like children.
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Way too many of y'all react to losses like children.
Thrilled to hear Gameday demonstrating how Indiana is more physical at the line of scrimmage by showing footage of them running over Illinois & Purdue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thrilled to hear Gameday demonstrating how Indiana is more physical at the line of scrimmage by showing footage of them running over Illinois & Purdue.
Saw this today from @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social & feel like this paragraph should be shared with everybody.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Saw this today from @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social & feel like this paragraph should be shared with everybody.
In a faculty meeting where we're talking about the necessity of teaching our students AI & I really want to start shouting talking points from @edzitron.com but need to keep this job for today.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In a faculty meeting where we're talking about the necessity of teaching our students AI & I really want to start shouting talking points from @edzitron.com but need to keep this job for today.
From a UAB alum/supporter friend: "Word on the street is that the poor quality of candidates that were presented to the board may have been the final straw for Mark Ingram ...
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From a UAB alum/supporter friend: "Word on the street is that the poor quality of candidates that were presented to the board may have been the final straw for Mark Ingram ...
... no thank you
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
... no thank you
Robert would know because he ... went to Baylor, I guess?
I… huh… what does he believe Norte dame is???
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Robert would know because he ... went to Baylor, I guess?
Just posting this to remind you that Opelika is in the 7A state championship game open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
Opelika is in the 7A state championship game
Seriously, Opelika is in the 7A state championship game
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December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just posting this to remind you that Opelika is in the 7A state championship game open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
In central Alabama this week you can take in the Super 7 - Opelika-Thompson on Wednesday! - & see JSU in the CUSA championship on Friday. If you feel like driving to Atlanta on Saturday ... well
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
In central Alabama this week you can take in the Super 7 - Opelika-Thompson on Wednesday! - & see JSU in the CUSA championship on Friday. If you feel like driving to Atlanta on Saturday ... well
"I'd like to first of all give all glory to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"
"Fuck everybody, it's all about 'Bama"- Ty Simpson to his teammates before taking the field at Jordan-Hare Stadium
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"I'd like to first of all give all glory to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"
Was he doing ho things
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Was he doing ho things
I don't give a shit what you saw on Instagram today. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't give a shit what you saw on Instagram today. Happy Thanksgiving.
Figured it'd be easier to just put the #IronBowl content in one easy to find place open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
It's Iron Bowl week (God help us all)
Some big game content to pass the time
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November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Figured it'd be easier to just put the #IronBowl content in one easy to find place open.substack.com/pub/firewill...
hey don't google "Wicked video" if you have an office job
This is probably not a good time to note that I’ve never seen Wicked in any form
Ryan, is Wicked a Batman movie?
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hey don't google "Wicked video" if you have an office job
Since it's Auburn week (God help us) maybe enjoy this compilation of the last snaps from the series over the last 44 years or so youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Iron Bowl endings - YouTube
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November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Since it's Auburn week (God help us) maybe enjoy this compilation of the last snaps from the series over the last 44 years or so youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I'm almost positive this last bottle of hand sanitizer I bought is just tequila
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm almost positive this last bottle of hand sanitizer I bought is just tequila
Can't be more than 15-20 people who were going to attend this game anyway
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can't be more than 15-20 people who were going to attend this game anyway