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drizon.bsky.social
Iogurte Flan Frutas Vermelhas
@drizon.bsky.social
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amedronta os covardes, enche os olhos dos corajosos
Ainda viciada em balas de limão.
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Iogurte Flan Frutas Vermelhas @drizon.bsky.social · Oct 23
Novo nome aqui
danielcesart.bsky.social Daniel Cesart crítico de novela ruim @danielcesart.bsky.social · Oct 21
Depois do dia do cabelo maluco, dia da mochila maluca, chegou o dia do briefing maluco.
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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noonechomsky.bsky.social
Vício em Korn é coisa séria
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h
TikTok speech is so funny because I thought dude just really loved corn for a minute
Still from a TikTok video showing a couple smiling taking a selfie with text that reads "I share a lot about my husband's 🌽 addiction and healing from betrayal trauma. I share the ugly parts, the real stuff. The healing that hurts before it helps, Addiction is not aesthetic, and recovery is not linear. You can pretend nothing is wrong. You can push it down and keep moving. But that is not healing. That is avoidance. Real growith starts when you stop running and face the ugly head on."
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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kirkie.bsky.social
A white pigeon with a black coloured chest which looks like a t shirt. Slayer band logo added in red
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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vuintrieri.bsky.social
a cara desse sujeito vai me assombrar pela eternidade
swy.bsky.social sui @swy.bsky.social · 22h
O correto é "Bovíno" por motivos, mas a dúvida me lembrou deste aulão:
January 27, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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marioinc.bsky.social
aparentemente o ingresso de my chemical romance é uma espécie de criptomoeda que todo mundo comprou e agora resolveu vender ao mesmo tempo
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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silentwalls.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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dr-sexypants.bsky.social
Ele sou eu hj
Passarinho de coloração avermelhada putasso entre as folhas
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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justkelly.bsky.social
“It took me a year to believe women”
- guy who thinks he’s not one of the men we were talking about
nickarvin.bsky.social Nick Arvin @nickarvin.bsky.social · 1d
To be fair, this kind of thing can happen if you've never actually talked to any women.
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion · 22h It is REALLY WEIRD. I still don't understand it. John Smith @johnsmithyson0 · Jan 24 It took me like a year to really see enough of it to believe them, but the feminists seem to have been right. A lot of dudes just really hate women. I didn't realize how many.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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orinoxide.bsky.social
I think about this post a lot.
Post by @jroberts.bsky.social‬: You look at every culture that's ever existed and the running theme is everyone pretty much just wants to play/dance to music, make art, eat stewed meat wrapped in flat bread, and tell stories about the shapes we find in the stars. Somehow we turned that into wars and overtime and profit margins.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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fillsyourniche.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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hanayuribashi.bsky.social
resposta pq obviamente eu quero ver a resposta então eu fui atras
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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wevertonolympic.bsky.social
A Fifa divulgou hoje a logo da Copa do Mundo de Futebol Feminino Brasil 2027

Gostaram?
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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cindilanti.bsky.social
Well 💅
mattlane.bsky.social Matthew Lane @mattlane.bsky.social · 1d
I've been trying to move a project on the security and privacy risks of AI agents. I had an expert say to me that one of the things they are worried about is what happens when an AI agent is used to testify against their owner.

Anyways it's already happening.
Tweet about a woman on a date who found out her date was married and cheating on his wife by asking ChatGPT on his phone about him. The man offered during this exchange.
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
drizon.bsky.social
Ontem mandei msg no LinkedIn para um alemão q eu peguei há 20 anos e não tinha mais contato.
E não é que ele respondeu?
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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headbroken.bsky.social
Pessoal, sei que tenho um alcance quase nulo, mas sei que a chance existe.

Estou precisando URGENTE trocar meu ingresso meia-entrada Pista Premium do My Chemical Romance do dia 06 (sexta) para o dia 05 (quinta).

Podem me ajudar compartilhando, por favor?

Estou em desespero rs
January 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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ggdg.bsky.social
can i say something? i haven't stopped thinking about the tom and jerry bra even once since my friend posted about it a while ago. can you just look at this with me please? thanks.
a light beige brassiere embroidered with an elegant floral pattern in teal and pink and gold, and also tom and jerry from the cartoon. tom's fingers fold delicately over the hem of the right bra cup while jerry's ear bends under the presumed weight of the left.
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
drizon.bsky.social
Eu já fiz isso de certa forma e foi libertador
caio.digital Caio @caio.digital · 2d
Babu podia meter um “tá decepcionado comigo? Então faz o seguinte: foda-se”.
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1778
Paddington at the Golden Globes (2026)
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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andrew.mcguiregis.com
Twitter screenshot. Text as follows: Remembering that thing in grad school when my professor, a great ornithologist, got a random call Drunk guy, bar noises in background: (text all caps) IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? My advisor: um...yes? Drunk guy (again, all caps) DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes * wild cheering over phone from bar *
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
drizon.bsky.social
Eu tive uns dias de energia meio baixa, um misto de preocupações com o trabalho + não sentir q estava sendo uma boa anfitriã para minha amiga q está visitando + bagunças mentais
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
drizon.bsky.social
I need a hero…
Gata frajola sentada de lado olhando para a varanda, desejando talvez que o batman apareça com petiscos?
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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numb.comfortab.ly
After seeing "fuck ICE" posts in a subreddit for people who pat their cats on the butt like bongos this shouldn't have been a surprise. It still was though.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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amyhoy.bsky.social
you’ll never guess what this was in reply to
mattzollerseitz.bsky.social Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 2d
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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likeazombie.bsky.social
one day you will find someone who is obsessed with you its probably be a demon but it is what it is
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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naomuito.bsky.social
eu amo como nesse país tudo que indica respeito ao outro em espaço coletivo é tratado como "elitismo"
mandyroldan.bsky.social Estrategista da Ferrari @mandyroldan.bsky.social · 2d
não é possível que eu li o take de que é elitismo pedir silêncio no cinema
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 PM