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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

Most of the elves are of the exaggerated milfy type: tall, curvaceous, muscular & improbably well-endowed 🍈 🍈

It’s censored w/ pixelated 🍆 & 🍩, which is unfortunately common.

I found this series pretty 🌶️ 🥵, so if it sounds interesting to you, check it out!

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

It’s pretty vanilla straight guy w/ lots of busty elf girls sex. A little (very little) femdom & humiliation/teasing. The story is delightfully absurd & doesn’t take itself seriously. The human guy is there to bang lots of elves, supposedly to impregnate them.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

The elf nations are “at war” which seems to mean a lot of taunting & threats & bad vibes.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

Protagonist McDweeb is summoned to a fantasy world to mate w/ all the elves. There are also dark elves who want his 🍆, but they are just darker-skinned & a bit more aggressive.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

E3: “An Elf vs Dark Elf All-Out Confrontation! ‘Lovey-Dovey Child-Making Showdown’ with the Messiah”

E4: “Child-Making with Elves & Dark Elves Getting Along Together! A ‘Harem Life’ with the Messiah”

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2h

Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e (Welcome! To the Forest of Lewd Elves)

The titles say it all!

E1: “Messiah, please impregnate all of us elves in the whole village”

E2: “I’m not gonna lose from a mere human cock…”

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#hentai #anime #isekai

Naked, generic hentai protagonist being sandwiched between a busty dark elf and a slender pink-haired elf. Subtitled: “Oh, but the way you're moving right now is sloppy.”

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 12h

It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Lego holiday catalog season!

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 13h

Tell me again about how military generals are such serious people. I’m listening.

Top US Army General Says He's Letting ChatGPT Make Military Decisions

The lead US military commander in South Korea told reporters he's becoming really close with ChatGPT lately.

futurism.com

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18h

I think they care & were comfortably unaware.

Look how many billionaire brains broke on social media, when their money couldn’t buy them the fawning adulation they surrounded themselves with.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18h

Totes not a bubble!

Walmart stock hits all-time high after announcing partnership with OpenAI

Walmart is the latest company to announce a partnership with OpenAI.

finance.yahoo.com

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Hagfish Day, a sacred holiday among my people.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18h

We are currently clean on OPSEC.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 2d

We are currently clean on OPSEC.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 4d

We are currently clean on OPSEC.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

It’s unlikely there’s anything magical or mystical about human cognition. However, it is a very complex physical system.

Anyone who says we’re close to replicating it, or even knowing what “it” is that we want to replicate, isn’t a scientist. They’re a snake oil salesman.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

If you don’t have a life, take someone else’s!

Paul Lê @paulle.bsky.social · 1d

I got to start saying this.

In Tiny Toon Adventures: Night Ghoulery, an antlered Babs tells an antlered man and others inside a tavern, "People, get a life and live it."

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

ASCII “porn” suggesting a woman’s hips and legs.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

Kaiju No. 8 Special: “Hoshina’s Day Off”

A goofy side ep to hang out w/ these lovable idiots on their day off. Ichikawa tails Hoshina on a bet, but becomes suspicious that Hoshina might be up to something shady.

I hope Hoshina is fucking w/ him 😂

#anime #KaijuNo8 #crunchyroll

Ichikawa and Furuhashi very subtly tailing Hoshina through a shopping mall.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

Kaiju No. 8 Special: “Hoshina’s Day Off”

A goofy side ep to hang out w/ these lovable idiots on their day off. Ichikawa tails Hoshina on a bet, but becomes suspicious that Hoshina might be up to something shady.

I hope Hoshina is fucking w/ him 😂

#anime #KaijuNo8 #crunchyroll

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

May I Ask for One Final Thing? S1 E3: “I Considered a Negotiated Resolution, but May I Biff & Pow Those Noblemen Instead?”

Scarlet infiltrates an underground slave trading network & gets invited to a slave auction, but in order to prove her suitability …

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#anime #villainess

A big beast guy trying to yank Scarlet with a spiked whip. She holds it in one hand, anchored in place. Subtitled: “You're nothing but a bitch and you're pissing me off”

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

… she has to sell a slave of her own first.

She only gets to beat up one jerk this ep, so I imagine she’s saving up for a good massacre at the auction.

Her pink-haired antagonist pops up at the end, setting up to be quite the nasty villain!

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

May I Ask for One Final Thing? S1 E3: “I Considered a Negotiated Resolution, but May I Biff & Pow Those Noblemen Instead?”

Scarlet infiltrates an underground slave trading network & gets invited to a slave auction, but in order to prove her suitability …

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#anime #villainess

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 7d

The Apothecary Diaries S2 E22: “Royal Guard”

Shisui entrusts Maomao w/ her plan w/out explicitly saying anything. She has more tricks up her sleeve.

The scene b/w Maomao & Shisui is very emotional 😭

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#anime #apothecarydiaries #crunchyroll

A smudged and dirty but still composed Concubine Loulan looks at Maomao with a determined expression.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

The Apothecary Diaries S2 E23-24: “The Shi Clan / The Beginning”

Wrapping up the season’s intrigues w/ some feels, good & bad. 💔 for best girl Shisui.

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#anime #apothecarydiaries #crunchyroll

A bandaged up Jinshi holding Maomao’s wrist as they lie down together, looking seriously at each other.

drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

Seems like Lakhan would want to keep her as a secret weapon.

I can’t wait for the spinoff, Shisui’s adventures in the west. (I wish!)

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

Ending was very much telegraphed but still enjoyable to see it all play out. I don’t think they would really have been so forgiving of Suirei; she did try to assassinate Jinshi at least twice! But she is a good character, even if weakened a bit by the end.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 1d

⚠️ MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️

Of course no resolution for Jinshi & Maomao. That won’t come for 974 more seasons. Dammit, anime romance.

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