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dryheatgarrett

@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social

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Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾 Ludicrously 5’6” 📍 Chicago, currently

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · Mar 13

Feeling straight as hell in these ripped underwear. 🧍🏻‍♂️

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 17h

There is a crew of young, broccoli-headed, straight white male influencers on my flight to Tokyo so tbh I kinda hope we go down idc.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 19h

Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2025. 🎅🏻🪓 Fun, but lacks the midnight movie quality of the original. No sex, too little sleeze. Rohan continues to be a qt pie tho.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d

At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d

First play of the Christmas playlist today. 🎅🏻🎄

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 2d

I got all these things for you. 🎂

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 2d

Said “blessed be, kitty girl” and my bf said “what? what’s that?” 😤

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 3d

The good: I’ll be in Japan for 10 days starting Thursday. 🍙

The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 4d

I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 4d

Constant Nut November. You can’t stop nutting. It’s actually kind of serious. You see a doctor about it and they’re confused and afraid. They contact the CDC. Two hours later a tactical team from Umbrella Corporation take you away. You scream but no one helps you.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 5d

I would love a French bread pizza right now.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve inadvertently heard two Christmas carols this morning and idgaf it makes me so happy.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 6d

🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 6d

Strawberry Short King. 🍓

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 6d

Still debating my executive authority to wear my Santa Claus onesie a third year in a row because I am not made for these cold Halloweens.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 6d

Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d

One of those Friday the 13th recaps at the beginning of each sequel 😂

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d

On one hand, the final season of stranger things looks fun and I will watch. On the other hand, gun to my head I cannot summarize what the previous 4 seasons were about even though I watched them all 😂

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d

You’re all so weak, it’s embarrassing. No wonder we can’t advance as a progressive, accountable society. You can even commit to not seeing a movie.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

Wait. I thought we were all shunning #Scream7??? Or has pop culture caused you to flip flop again? 🤔

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

Finally binging the latest season of GBBO and hoping they don’t send home the guy I think is cutest even if his bakes are horrendous. ☺️

(Toby btw)

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

We, as a society, still need more:

• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??

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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

Soda from a ROBOT!? That’s satans work.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

I have been curious about that flavor. I can’t do any of the berry flavors but orange might not be too bad.

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d

I’m not a soda drinker, so I need everyone to understand how serious it is right now that I’m craving a Coke Zero Vanilla, which I don’t even think is made anymore.

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