dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Pinned
Feeling straight as hell in these ripped underwear. 🧍🏻♂️
Always fascinated by the coworkers who work the few days before Christmas as if it’s not a half-week to just chill at your desk and look at your phone.
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Always fascinated by the coworkers who work the few days before Christmas as if it’s not a half-week to just chill at your desk and look at your phone.
Waiting for the boxes of Christmas cookies all of you seem to be baking today. 🤤
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Waiting for the boxes of Christmas cookies all of you seem to be baking today. 🤤
Why would everyone let me eat an entire pizza and have 3 aperol spritz at 2 in the afternoon? Y’all know im prone to being a sleepy baby!
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why would everyone let me eat an entire pizza and have 3 aperol spritz at 2 in the afternoon? Y’all know im prone to being a sleepy baby!
Spritz-o’clock. 🍊
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Spritz-o’clock. 🍊
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Me, seeing your parents’ houses in your “back home for the holidays” selfies.
December 24, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Me, seeing your parents’ houses in your “back home for the holidays” selfies.
One of the best Christmas movies…
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of the best Christmas movies…
All I want for Christmas is for my tiny cast iron skillet to finally stop smoking and turning my studio apt into 2000’s Beijing every time I used it.
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
All I want for Christmas is for my tiny cast iron skillet to finally stop smoking and turning my studio apt into 2000’s Beijing every time I used it.
Pumpkin chocolate pancakes and Thundarr the Barbarian this Sat morn 🥞🤘🏼📺
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pumpkin chocolate pancakes and Thundarr the Barbarian this Sat morn 🥞🤘🏼📺
morning lüften ft print sounds like a lofi album.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
morning lüften ft print sounds like a lofi album.
Truly just in my stupid little office, trapped and unable to leave for the weekend because I’m waiting on one thing from one person and they’re taking their sweet fucking time.👴🏼
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Truly just in my stupid little office, trapped and unable to leave for the weekend because I’m waiting on one thing from one person and they’re taking their sweet fucking time.👴🏼
Just realized I’m not mentally ready for everyone’s insane and/or depressing “back home for the holidays” posts. 😩 Yall know you DON’T have to go back?? You’re an adult! You could go anywhere!
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just realized I’m not mentally ready for everyone’s insane and/or depressing “back home for the holidays” posts. 😩 Yall know you DON’T have to go back?? You’re an adult! You could go anywhere!
My bath bomb was Godzilla themed and I got a little Gigan out of it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My bath bomb was Godzilla themed and I got a little Gigan out of it.
Podcasts are so funny because the hosts are like “we hate Trump, trans rights forever, climate change is real” but then there’s an ad for AI programs and the new hp audiobook.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Podcasts are so funny because the hosts are like “we hate Trump, trans rights forever, climate change is real” but then there’s an ad for AI programs and the new hp audiobook.
And did the $17 smoothie fill me up? Did it soothe me? Did it elevate my mood? My status? 😿
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And did the $17 smoothie fill me up? Did it soothe me? Did it elevate my mood? My status? 😿
My color is a dusky mauve with bright, metallic turquoise flecks. I didn’t do any quiz and I don’t know or care what it means, but that’s what it is.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My color is a dusky mauve with bright, metallic turquoise flecks. I didn’t do any quiz and I don’t know or care what it means, but that’s what it is.
Turning off the Christmas station once they play a song by Christina Aguilera. I don’t need all that hooting and hollering.
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Turning off the Christmas station once they play a song by Christina Aguilera. I don’t need all that hooting and hollering.
“…is a Christmas movie.” 👮♂️🐈⬛✨☄️
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“…is a Christmas movie.” 👮♂️🐈⬛✨☄️
My hotel for Christmas in Stockholm just got a comp upgrade. 💕🎅🏻 Santa loves me more than others and I shouldn’t be ashamed of that!
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My hotel for Christmas in Stockholm just got a comp upgrade. 💕🎅🏻 Santa loves me more than others and I shouldn’t be ashamed of that!
Sometimes I make a drink that’s a little too strong for what I want on a weeknight, so I freeze the rocks glass for later and then just top it off when I’m ready. Is that weird? Don’t answer.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sometimes I make a drink that’s a little too strong for what I want on a weeknight, so I freeze the rocks glass for later and then just top it off when I’m ready. Is that weird? Don’t answer.
Made fun of so many friends and mutuals. Happy hour was a success.
December 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Made fun of so many friends and mutuals. Happy hour was a success.
Making happy hour plans at 8:30 in the morning because people are already testing me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Making happy hour plans at 8:30 in the morning because people are already testing me.
Hearing my straight neighbor couple giggle with each other through the wall and feeling the kind of deep, justified loathing The Grinch did for Whoville.
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hearing my straight neighbor couple giggle with each other through the wall and feeling the kind of deep, justified loathing The Grinch did for Whoville.
Thinking fondly of my last hotel’s cuck chair which was next to a full length mirror.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thinking fondly of my last hotel’s cuck chair which was next to a full length mirror.
I actually think 2026 should be the year we all dump Grindr. I know everyone is lazy and horny and also terrified of talking to other people like normal human beings, but this is so fucking bleak.
After controlling shareholders failed to take Grindr private, and controversies over data and the banning of the phrase “No Zionists,” Grindr’s CEO opens up about AI, privacy, and big expansion plans. www.wired.com/story/grindr...
Grindr Goes ‘AI-First’ as It Strives to Be an ‘Everything App for the Gay Guy’
After controlling shareholders failed to take Grindr private, and controversies over data and the banning of the phrase “No Zionists,” Grindr’s CEO opens up about AI, privacy, and big expansion...
www.wired.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I actually think 2026 should be the year we all dump Grindr. I know everyone is lazy and horny and also terrified of talking to other people like normal human beings, but this is so fucking bleak.
Looks like I’m in for another long week of excel sheets and envelope stuffing when I should be eating corndogs and crushing on boys at the mall. 😔
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Looks like I’m in for another long week of excel sheets and envelope stuffing when I should be eating corndogs and crushing on boys at the mall. 😔