dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Waiting for the boxes of Christmas cookies all of you seem to be baking today. 🤤
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Waiting for the boxes of Christmas cookies all of you seem to be baking today. 🤤
Spritz-o’clock. 🍊
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Spritz-o’clock. 🍊
One of the best Christmas movies…
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of the best Christmas movies…
guest set by minor peach
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
guest set by minor peach
morning lüften ft print sounds like a lofi album.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
morning lüften ft print sounds like a lofi album.
My bath bomb was Godzilla themed and I got a little Gigan out of it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My bath bomb was Godzilla themed and I got a little Gigan out of it.
“…is a Christmas movie.” 👮♂️🐈⬛✨☄️
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“…is a Christmas movie.” 👮♂️🐈⬛✨☄️
Sometimes I make a drink that’s a little too strong for what I want on a weeknight, so I freeze the rocks glass for later and then just top it off when I’m ready. Is that weird? Don’t answer.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sometimes I make a drink that’s a little too strong for what I want on a weeknight, so I freeze the rocks glass for later and then just top it off when I’m ready. Is that weird? Don’t answer.
Thinking fondly of my last hotel’s cuck chair which was next to a full length mirror.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thinking fondly of my last hotel’s cuck chair which was next to a full length mirror.
Brought the spider plant into the bath with me and he got so erect in the steam. 🫦
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Brought the spider plant into the bath with me and he got so erect in the steam. 🫦
Toasty hotel is so toasty 😊
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Toasty hotel is so toasty 😊
Was this triple shot salted caramel iced latte with the 4° frost nip I got on my fingers and cheeks? Kinda. It slaps. 🤭❄️
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Was this triple shot salted caramel iced latte with the 4° frost nip I got on my fingers and cheeks? Kinda. It slaps. 🤭❄️
More holly jolly.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
More holly jolly.
Aging gracefully (turned 40 the other day).👴🏼
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Aging gracefully (turned 40 the other day).👴🏼
He was NOT about to let David do the leaned in “straight guy” hug. Tips were touched!
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He was NOT about to let David do the leaned in “straight guy” hug. Tips were touched!
Ho ho ho season
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ho ho ho season
Soaked up so much cold moon energy tonight. ❄️🌝❄️
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Soaked up so much cold moon energy tonight. ❄️🌝❄️
Posting an Instagram boomerang to Bluesky is kinda subversive probably.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Posting an Instagram boomerang to Bluesky is kinda subversive probably.
Pies before guys.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pies before guys.
The Totoro slippers stay on, btw.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Totoro slippers stay on, btw.
I know it’s Friday, but stop looking at cocks and instead look at ART (which also contains cocks) 🤷🏼♀️ Also, Chicagoland folks, I’ll be vending this Saturday at Jackhammer 2-8pm for the @dandyland.bsky.social pajama party! Come get some skanky gifts!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I know it’s Friday, but stop looking at cocks and instead look at ART (which also contains cocks) 🤷🏼♀️ Also, Chicagoland folks, I’ll be vending this Saturday at Jackhammer 2-8pm for the @dandyland.bsky.social pajama party! Come get some skanky gifts!!
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!