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dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾

Ludicrously 5’6”

📍 Chicago, currently
Agreed.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Agreed, but I watched a guy do it off the top of a urinal in the club once, so I guess there are worse options.
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I brought a 12 case of sugar free Red Bulls once and everyone wanted it. I also once brought a Cosby show porn parody on dvd, and no one wanted it, so…
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
guest set by minor peach
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Id watch it.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Good. This obsession with basic men you have NEEDS to be figured out.
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m known to be very smart.
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM