Derrick Sanskrit
@dsanskrit.bsky.social
Pop culture sommelier.
Present: IGN
Past: The AV Club, Orbit Books, Pitchfork, Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art, and others
Present: IGN
Past: The AV Club, Orbit Books, Pitchfork, Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art, and others
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Pete's so drunk even his nameplate is slurring its words
Pete Hegseth's name tag at the Cabinet meeting has a typo:
"SSECRETARY OF WAR"
"SSECRETARY OF WAR"
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pete's so drunk even his nameplate is slurring its words
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Today’s in-flight entertainment will be Marvel Cosmic Invasion and the rain.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Today’s in-flight entertainment will be Marvel Cosmic Invasion and the rain.
overheard from my elder nephew: “Bowser’s a princess, Princess Peach is a monster”
that’s deep, kiddo.
that’s deep, kiddo.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with pink eyes
Alt: Animated cartoon of Bowser from Super Mario Bros with hearts in his eyes and a silly smile across his face.
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
overheard from my elder nephew: “Bowser’s a princess, Princess Peach is a monster”
that’s deep, kiddo.
that’s deep, kiddo.
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Google: Evil is all we do now.
Google has been giving free advertising to anti-abortion groups targeting pregnant women in Scotland and across the UK, the Sunday National can reveal
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Google: Evil is all we do now.
FINALLY a Big Challenges shirt!
NEW! We’ve got Dust Bowl Blues and NO CHALLENGES both designed by @drewwise.bsky.social both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
FINALLY a Big Challenges shirt!
Caucasian culture was a mistake.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Caucasian culture was a mistake.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
This game made me cry so much. I was blown away by its ingenuity and the song “Friday” wrecked me for years.
Simogo Legacy Collection • Spotlight 6: The Sailor’s Dream
Available Dec 2! Wishlist:
Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3817040/...
Nintendo Switch www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Nintendo Switch 2 www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Available Dec 2! Wishlist:
Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3817040/...
Nintendo Switch www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Nintendo Switch 2 www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This game made me cry so much. I was blown away by its ingenuity and the song “Friday” wrecked me for years.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
The wõndėrfųl thīng aboůt tìggérs is tìggérs are wõndėrfųl thīngs. Thěįr tøps are mæde ǒut of rűbbêr, thěįr bœttöms are mæde ǒut of sprĩng.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The wõndėrfųl thīng aboůt tìggérs is tìggérs are wõndėrfųl thīngs. Thěįr tøps are mæde ǒut of rűbbêr, thěįr bœttöms are mæde ǒut of sprĩng.
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Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
the guy who wrote the liner notes for this album is really cool and i definitely don’t have incriminating photos of him that would make him seem even cooler to all you sickos
Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil Vinyl is $10.99 on The Yetee buff.ly/wa4xC10
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the guy who wrote the liner notes for this album is really cool and i definitely don’t have incriminating photos of him that would make him seem even cooler to all you sickos
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All these ads are like the thing where you write your crush’s last name next to your first name, except if you kept walking around school showing it to people, going “pretty cool, right?”
What is this for. Who finds this appealing. Why is so much money being spent on this. What is happening to peoples’ brains.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All these ads are like the thing where you write your crush’s last name next to your first name, except if you kept walking around school showing it to people, going “pretty cool, right?”
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It seems irresponsible to spend 5 paragraphs and a headline talking about the game without saying this is not developed by Grasshopper Manufacture.
Made with AI - Let it Die sequel Inferno discloses substantial generative AI use www.eurogamer.net/made-with-ai...
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It seems irresponsible to spend 5 paragraphs and a headline talking about the game without saying this is not developed by Grasshopper Manufacture.
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today i played with some animal crossing legos with my 7yo and showed him how we could use a video editor to make his idea
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
today i played with some animal crossing legos with my 7yo and showed him how we could use a video editor to make his idea
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kirby swallowed someone whose power was vagina
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
kirby swallowed someone whose power was vagina
Blippo+ makes for lovely in-flight entertainment. @blippo.plus @panic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Blippo+ makes for lovely in-flight entertainment. @blippo.plus @panic.com
Saw a dude at the airport wearing a Kirby hat. As we passed one another, I pointed at his hat, then at my Kirby shirt and said “I like your shirt.” He smiled. I instantly recognized my mistake but he was gone and I am stuck flying with shame.
a video game character named kirby is driving a white car
Alt: Kirby, the pink puff Nintendo character, faving backward, smiling and waving goodbye while zooming away on a Warp Star.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Saw a dude at the airport wearing a Kirby hat. As we passed one another, I pointed at his hat, then at my Kirby shirt and said “I like your shirt.” He smiled. I instantly recognized my mistake but he was gone and I am stuck flying with shame.
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Finished Blippo+
Total treat.
More games should just be a fun universe of TV from another planet.
Total treat.
More games should just be a fun universe of TV from another planet.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Finished Blippo+
Total treat.
More games should just be a fun universe of TV from another planet.
Total treat.
More games should just be a fun universe of TV from another planet.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
there’s been a high-pitched tone in our terminal at LAX for over two minutes already and all the babies are rightfully losing it
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
there’s been a high-pitched tone in our terminal at LAX for over two minutes already and all the babies are rightfully losing it
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