DuckDaBlackSwan
@duckdablackswan.bsky.social
TT refugee - Mostly WTA - Will watch ATP if I really don't have anything better to do.
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I am my own starter pack.
Has there ever been a 20 year old tennis player who made the right hair style choices? I have yet to find one.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Has there ever been a 20 year old tennis player who made the right hair style choices? I have yet to find one.
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Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
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"Winning boxing matches is gay." - Andrew Tate, probably
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
"Winning boxing matches is gay." - Andrew Tate, probably
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Marillion.
Oh wait…
Oh wait…
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Marillion.
Oh wait…
Oh wait…
Alexander Blockx into NextGen final. Will play an American. So he should win this.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Alexander Blockx into NextGen final. Will play an American. So he should win this.
I’ll eat my hat if Blockx isn’t top 50 by Wimbledon.
Or even something worse, like those terrible strawberries and cream they have.
Or even something worse, like those terrible strawberries and cream they have.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’ll eat my hat if Blockx isn’t top 50 by Wimbledon.
Or even something worse, like those terrible strawberries and cream they have.
Or even something worse, like those terrible strawberries and cream they have.
First two service games from Blockx: 6 aces.
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
First two service games from Blockx: 6 aces.
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
If anything in the past year has struck me, it’s this.
Country of loud mouths, just saying: ‘Yes sir. As you wish, sir.’
Country of loud mouths, just saying: ‘Yes sir. As you wish, sir.’
Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If anything in the past year has struck me, it’s this.
Country of loud mouths, just saying: ‘Yes sir. As you wish, sir.’
Country of loud mouths, just saying: ‘Yes sir. As you wish, sir.’
Will only watch if the have a doubles match of pickleball players v javelin throwers.
Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone.
Trump just announced his own Hunger Games
In case you needed a reminder that we're living in a fascist hellscape.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Will only watch if the have a doubles match of pickleball players v javelin throwers.
Alexander Blockx first into the semis of NextGen.
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Alexander Blockx first into the semis of NextGen.
What's the point of the 25th amendment if you're not even going to use it in this very obvious case?
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What's the point of the 25th amendment if you're not even going to use it in this very obvious case?
The very, very last tournament of the season ends today. (Yes, WTA 125s have been going on till now.)
After that, tennis fans get a very well deserved two weeks off. 😂
After that, tennis fans get a very well deserved two weeks off. 😂
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The very, very last tournament of the season ends today. (Yes, WTA 125s have been going on till now.)
After that, tennis fans get a very well deserved two weeks off. 😂
After that, tennis fans get a very well deserved two weeks off. 😂
Liked him better as a composer anyway.
John Williams confirms his time coaching Taylor Townsend has ended. Their pairing began in 2021.
It's a big change for TT after biggest season of her career, reaching WTA #1 and winning AO in doubles + a US Open R16 in singles.
(News first posted on here by @blackspinglobal.bsky.social)
It's a big change for TT after biggest season of her career, reaching WTA #1 and winning AO in doubles + a US Open R16 in singles.
(News first posted on here by @blackspinglobal.bsky.social)
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Liked him better as a composer anyway.
What wide appeal?
📢 Tournament chief Craig Tiley says Kyrgios’ wide appeal with tennis fans means the Australian Open will always throw out the welcome matt for him.
Injury reduced Nick Kyrgios to six matches in the past three years, but his Open wildcard is waiting
www.smh.com.au
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What wide appeal?
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He’s projecting. The guy is dying and he knows it.
President Trump
if Europe keeps going the way it's going, in my opinion, many of those countries will not be viable countries any longer.
if Europe keeps going the way it's going, in my opinion, many of those countries will not be viable countries any longer.
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He’s projecting. The guy is dying and he knows it.
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ok this is interesting news for the tennis world
Breaking: Mercedes-Benz set to become the WTA’s new premier partner in record deal
With Mercedes onboard, the WTA gains cultural capital and commercial muscle at a ripe moment in women’s sports.
open.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ok this is interesting news for the tennis world
So both Verstappen and Lando have Belgian mothers. Odd coincidence.
a man wearing an orange hat is holding a microphone in front of a mclaren logo .
ALT: a man wearing an orange hat is holding a microphone in front of a mclaren logo .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So both Verstappen and Lando have Belgian mothers. Odd coincidence.
It's becoming clearer every day.
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's becoming clearer every day.
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One day the remote control device we put up Donald's ass will be the featured artifact at the KGB museum.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One day the remote control device we put up Donald's ass will be the featured artifact at the KGB museum.
How does someone become a Gianni Infantino?
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
How does someone become a Gianni Infantino?
A 25 year age difference between Zvonareva and Stojsavljevic.
Saturday at W100 Dubai
Mika Stojsavljevic vs Vera Zvonareva at 6:30
Mika Stojsavljevic and Olivia Gadecki vs Gao Xinyu and Mananchaya Sawangkaew 4th not before 11:30
www.itftennis.com/en/world-ten...
Mika Stojsavljevic vs Vera Zvonareva at 6:30
Mika Stojsavljevic and Olivia Gadecki vs Gao Xinyu and Mananchaya Sawangkaew 4th not before 11:30
www.itftennis.com/en/world-ten...
www.itftennis.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
A 25 year age difference between Zvonareva and Stojsavljevic.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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Belgium, Egypt, Iran, New Zealand. Dynamic price your way out of that, you pricks
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Belgium, Egypt, Iran, New Zealand. Dynamic price your way out of that, you pricks