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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈
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✨Mother nature’s dying, nobody’s keeping score I don’t wanna live in a man’s world anymore✨
Fanartist, working for science, knitter, lemur, space and octopus enthusiast 🐙🌌 anticapitalist, rage posting in French
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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · Dec 5
Reminder 📌
A Spanish speaking meme of a man slamming a card on a table during a card game. The caption on him reads: "yo" (me), the one on the card reads "el problema es el capitalismo" (the problem is capitalism) and the caption on the table reads "una conversación casual" (a casual conversation)
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Okay I can't believe I'm saying this but I should have trusted google, if you have smarttube on your tv, update it ASAP www.aftvnews.com/smarttubes-o...
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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When people ask about the alternates to the Web of Science and Scopus and you have the perfect image to answer but your job requires your to be articulate 😞
Will Smith showing the OpenAlex logo
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Tout va bien. L'hégémonie n'apporte que du positif hein?
... Hein?
afp.com Agence France-Presse @afp.com · 6h
Netflix, le géant du streaming, est entré en "négociations exclusives" pour acquérir le studio de cinéma et de télévision Warner Bros Discovery, ont rapporté les médias américains.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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L'arrivée de l'IA enterre définitivement le mythe des riches entrepreneurs qui "créent de l'emploi".
Ils ne créent pas de l'emploi, ils ont besoin de tirer parti du travail des autres pour se faire de l'argent. Dites à n'importe quel patron qu'il gagnera + grâce à l'IA et il licenciera direct.
Photo du logo HP sur un bâtiment avec le texte "Le groupe HP annonce supprimer 4000 à 6000 postes remplacés par l'IA" Article de L'humanité.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I had to fight a massive spider (we both won, no one died and everyone went their way) so I didn't want to strip naked after that to shower so I cleaned the floor as a buffer while having flu symptoms and now I'm finally in my beloved couch and all I can think of is "a happy floor is a clear floor"
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Bon on s'est bien amusés mais on va supprimer internet maintenant c'est bon on a fait le tour
Une pub Instagram pour des Amazon tours, venez à la rencontre d'Amazon profitez d'une visite gratuite pour explorer les coulisses blablabla. Avec un soupçon de Green washing: "notre engagement éco responsable dans les régions nous sommes implantées"
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It's so hard to listen to soda pop in the office without dancing
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I'll spam it every day if I have to
dulcamarra.net Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 6d
This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
This is a comics about defeating Cazador Szarr, Astarion's Master in Baldur's Gate 3. First panel shows Laezel, me as a lemur bard and Astarion discussing Cazador's weaknesses over a blueprint. Gale suggests to cast sunlight on Cazador, but he's reminded that he has the same HP as a paper sheet and he's an aggro magnet. Next panel: Karlach suggests mirrors so Gale can stay away from the fight and the mirrors can direct the sunbeam right on Cazador. Astarion judges the option "ridiculous" because since he's a vampire, he has a grudge against mirrors. Next panel, bard lemur suggests "the full concentrated power of the sun, aka a magnifying glass. She offers to dig a hole in the ground and open the heavy curtains to allow the sunlight to pierce through. Next panel shows bard lemur trying to burn Cazador with the magnifying glass, but he barely reacts and looks at her, jaded. Astarion: "you're going to need a bigger glass darling, he's an extremely powerful vampire on his way to ascend." Next panel: Shadowheart offers her help in something that also casts the light of the sun. She doesn't say what, only to trust her. Next panel: She casts moonbeam. Next panel: Cazador is hit by the moonbeam and starts burning, surprised and in distress. Next panel: Cazador: "You fool, I can just step OUT of your STUPID beam!" he says, doing so. Next: Shadowheart answers "yeah but I can also move it at my will" and she proceeds to move it on Cazador each time he moves, resulting in a lot of damage. Next: Shadowheart casts Sanctuary so no one can hurt her. Astarion is impressed by this level of bullying and tells her "I didn't know you had it in you!" Next: Astarion is relieved and freed of his master, moved to tears Next: Astarion: "AND NOW I WILL ASCE-" The entire party yells "NO !" Last panel: Astarion is tied up in ropes in a puddle of Cazador's blood as the lemur checks his quest out of her quest roll.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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We are having a Helldivers movie, after starship troopers??
By someone who never threw an Orbital 380MM HE Barrage at his feet by mistake or a 500kg eagle at his fellow Helldivers out of spite?
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d
'Helldivers' director Justin Lin is not a gamer

He leaned into this as a 'strength' when pitching his take on the film

His past projects include multiple 'Fast & Furious' films and 'Star Trek Beyond'

(via THR)
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Cons of working from home:
- not seeing or being able to talk to coworkers whose presence I need or enjoy
- being alone all day, sucks sometimes

Pros of working from home:
- NO MORE RUSHING EVERYTHING AT HOME TO FIT A SCHEDULE
- Being in pajamas ALL DAY
- Working from the couch like a potato
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I'm officially a civil servant today 🫡
a group of robots are walking in a line in a video game .
Alt: a group of battle droids from Lego Star Wars are dancing in a line in a video game .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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POV (I can barely breathe)
Close up on my cat, very close to my phone (and my face) Opposite POV, cat is literally on my face)
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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My 7 year old says we should send AI into space and let the aliens shoot it
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
This is a comics about defeating Cazador Szarr, Astarion's Master in Baldur's Gate 3. First panel shows Laezel, me as a lemur bard and Astarion discussing Cazador's weaknesses over a blueprint. Gale suggests to cast sunlight on Cazador, but he's reminded that he has the same HP as a paper sheet and he's an aggro magnet. Next panel: Karlach suggests mirrors so Gale can stay away from the fight and the mirrors can direct the sunbeam right on Cazador. Astarion judges the option "ridiculous" because since he's a vampire, he has a grudge against mirrors. Next panel, bard lemur suggests "the full concentrated power of the sun, aka a magnifying glass. She offers to dig a hole in the ground and open the heavy curtains to allow the sunlight to pierce through. Next panel shows bard lemur trying to burn Cazador with the magnifying glass, but he barely reacts and looks at her, jaded. Astarion: "you're going to need a bigger glass darling, he's an extremely powerful vampire on his way to ascend." Next panel: Shadowheart offers her help in something that also casts the light of the sun. She doesn't say what, only to trust her. Next panel: She casts moonbeam. Next panel: Cazador is hit by the moonbeam and starts burning, surprised and in distress. Next panel: Cazador: "You fool, I can just step OUT of your STUPID beam!" he says, doing so. Next: Shadowheart answers "yeah but I can also move it at my will" and she proceeds to move it on Cazador each time he moves, resulting in a lot of damage. Next: Shadowheart casts Sanctuary so no one can hurt her. Astarion is impressed by this level of bullying and tells her "I didn't know you had it in you!" Next: Astarion is relieved and freed of his master, moved to tears Next: Astarion: "AND NOW I WILL ASCE-" The entire party yells "NO !" Last panel: Astarion is tied up in ropes in a puddle of Cazador's blood as the lemur checks his quest out of her quest roll.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I would raise alpacas in a farm, dye and spin my own yarn. I would also get sheep and chickens
basicincomeaction.bsky.social Basic Income Action ↗️ @basicincomeaction.bsky.social · 6d
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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If you're feeling sad, especially for the baguettes www.instagram.com/reel/DRhNwWd...
Marine Geoffre on Instagram: "Chanson d'un petit poney heureux. #equestrian #horses #pony #humour #fyp"
2,130 likes, 14 comments - marinegeoffremontazaud on November 26, 2025: "Chanson d'un petit poney heureux. #equestrian #horses #pony #humour #fyp".
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November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Plus qu'un peu de lait et du sucre vanillé et on pourra en faire des crêpes
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I made the most gamer thing possible. I was supposed to go see my mom today so yesterday I had to choose between showering and playing Anno 117.
So I just showered at my mum's today like a proper gamer™️
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
This is a comics about defeating Cazador Szarr, Astarion's Master in Baldur's Gate 3. First panel shows Laezel, me as a lemur bard and Astarion discussing Cazador's weaknesses over a blueprint. Gale suggests to cast sunlight on Cazador, but he's reminded that he has the same HP as a paper sheet and he's an aggro magnet. Next panel: Karlach suggests mirrors so Gale can stay away from the fight and the mirrors can direct the sunbeam right on Cazador. Astarion judges the option "ridiculous" because since he's a vampire, he has a grudge against mirrors. Next panel, bard lemur suggests "the full concentrated power of the sun, aka a magnifying glass. She offers to dig a hole in the ground and open the heavy curtains to allow the sunlight to pierce through. Next panel shows bard lemur trying to burn Cazador with the magnifying glass, but he barely reacts and looks at her, jaded. Astarion: "you're going to need a bigger glass darling, he's an extremely powerful vampire on his way to ascend." Next panel: Shadowheart offers her help in something that also casts the light of the sun. She doesn't say what, only to trust her. Next panel: She casts moonbeam. Next panel: Cazador is hit by the moonbeam and starts burning, surprised and in distress. Next panel: Cazador: "You fool, I can just step OUT of your STUPID beam!" he says, doing so. Next: Shadowheart answers "yeah but I can also move it at my will" and she proceeds to move it on Cazador each time he moves, resulting in a lot of damage. Next: Shadowheart casts Sanctuary so no one can hurt her. Astarion is impressed by this level of bullying and tells her "I didn't know you had it in you!" Next: Astarion is relieved and freed of his master, moved to tears Next: Astarion: "AND NOW I WILL ASCE-" The entire party yells "NO !" Last panel: Astarion is tied up in ropes in a puddle of Cazador's blood as the lemur checks his quest out of her quest roll.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Gluestick and I on the couch. I'm under a plaid with camomille tea, in a yellow mug with lemurs on it
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Lol my Google Chromecast deleted my smart tube app. Google, owner of YouTube, did delete the add-blocking mirror app, because it was ✨dangerous✨
Sure babe. Anyway don't download smart tube because it's ✨dangerous✨ to remove all ads and sponsored messages from YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Finally home, showered and in my PJ (important update, I know 🫩)
dulcamarra.net Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 8d
It's too early to be waiting for a train to Paris
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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It's too early to be waiting for a train to Paris
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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When life gives you lemons... Squeeze them and make that comforting butternut soup with lemon juice in it
My butternut squash soup with tomatoes garlic, onion and all, roasted in the oven
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM