Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈
@dulcamarra.net
✨Mother nature’s dying, nobody’s keeping score I don’t wanna live in a man’s world anymore✨
Fanartist, open science soldier, knitter, lemur, space and octopus enthusiast 🐙🌌 anticapitalist, rage posting in French
Fanartist, open science soldier, knitter, lemur, space and octopus enthusiast 🐙🌌 anticapitalist, rage posting in French
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English speakers: today I went to a commission to tell people how important it is to help people who live on welfare benefits & apparently it went very well and I nailed it.
I told them how helpful it had been to find actual help and not just official reports.
My speech was apparently convincing 🫡
I told them how helpful it had been to find actual help and not just official reports.
My speech was apparently convincing 🫡
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
English speakers: today I went to a commission to tell people how important it is to help people who live on welfare benefits & apparently it went very well and I nailed it.
I told them how helpful it had been to find actual help and not just official reports.
My speech was apparently convincing 🫡
I told them how helpful it had been to find actual help and not just official reports.
My speech was apparently convincing 🫡
J'ai fait tout ça avec une pizza dans mon sac à main parce que j'ai pas eu le temps de la finir mdr la pizza de la chance t'sais
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
J'ai fait tout ça avec une pizza dans mon sac à main parce que j'ai pas eu le temps de la finir mdr la pizza de la chance t'sais
Je viens de passer devant une commission départementale pour expliquer mon parcours en tant qu'allocataire du RSA & témoigner de l'importance de l'accompagnement bienveillant pour l'insertion et le retour à l'emploi.
Ce fut stressant mais j'ai expliqué avec humour, j'espère que ça fera son chemin🤞
Ce fut stressant mais j'ai expliqué avec humour, j'espère que ça fera son chemin🤞
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Je viens de passer devant une commission départementale pour expliquer mon parcours en tant qu'allocataire du RSA & témoigner de l'importance de l'accompagnement bienveillant pour l'insertion et le retour à l'emploi.
Ce fut stressant mais j'ai expliqué avec humour, j'espère que ça fera son chemin🤞
Ce fut stressant mais j'ai expliqué avec humour, j'espère que ça fera son chemin🤞
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One of Paul Nicklen's coastal wolves
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
One of Paul Nicklen's coastal wolves
Reposted by Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈
Reposted by Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Yesterday I thought I needed a cushion cover
Today I bought the fabric and made it
Crafting is amazing
Today I bought the fabric and made it
Crafting is amazing
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Yesterday I thought I needed a cushion cover
Today I bought the fabric and made it
Crafting is amazing
Today I bought the fabric and made it
Crafting is amazing
Found some very cute fabric
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Found some very cute fabric
The two most beautiful things I own 🥹
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The two most beautiful things I own 🥹
I broke a sweat going to get my lunch and now I feel sticky and I cannot focus on anything else. I work from home but I cannot take the 30mn break required for a shower so I'm just 🧍🏼
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I broke a sweat going to get my lunch and now I feel sticky and I cannot focus on anything else. I work from home but I cannot take the 30mn break required for a shower so I'm just 🧍🏼
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Off and on it
![[Scene is heaven, in clouds. JESUS, acting as God’s PA, is briefing God, a big ball of light with arms sat at an executive desk, with a computer on it].
Jesus [holding a tablet computer]:
OK, so -
The next one to check in on is…
‘Earth’.
God: Spelling?
Jesus: E-A-R-T-H.
[God types into the computer]
tap-tap-tap-tap-tap. Tap.
God: F—ing hell.
What’s happened here!?
We need to complain - get me the manager.
Jesus: Uh, well, the most powerful one is…
[Jesus turns his iPad round to show God. We can’t see the screen]
God: What is that.
I mean, it’s been a while but that’s definitely not how I designed them. Are you sure we’ve got the right planet?
Jesus: Yes, this is the… top human.
God: Off and on it again
Jesus: I’ll book the meteor
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January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Off and on it
Tried a new little burger place next to my place and they offered me the dessert, my good sir you're in for a 5 stars review, I'm very easy to buy as long as the food is free
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Tried a new little burger place next to my place and they offered me the dessert, my good sir you're in for a 5 stars review, I'm very easy to buy as long as the food is free
Je prends le train pour aller en ville au lieu de la bagnole et c'est plus souvent des adultes qui regardent des TikToks (avec le son à fond et qui voient pas le problème) qui font chier quand t'essaie de lire
Quand même : j'ai pris le train des dizaines de fois et les rares cas ou des enfants étaient vraiment chiants se comptent sur les doigts d'une main. La plupart du temps c'est pas plus chiant qu'un adulte (qui des fois le sont même plus, hein toi avec ton McDo qui PUE ou ton téléphone de merde)
Du coup, maintenant qu'il y a une section "no-kids" dans les trains, on est d'accord qu'on a le droit de répondre à celleux qui font des réflexions sur le prétendu bruit de nos enfants d'aller se faire cuire le cul en classe Optimum, hein ?
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Je prends le train pour aller en ville au lieu de la bagnole et c'est plus souvent des adultes qui regardent des TikToks (avec le son à fond et qui voient pas le problème) qui font chier quand t'essaie de lire
POV: you're trying to knit
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
POV: you're trying to knit
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So the villager I hate the MOST in ACNH asked for a vacation home, and I was like "I'm gonna make the absolute worst villa anyone ever had" and I did my worst
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
So the villager I hate the MOST in ACNH asked for a vacation home, and I was like "I'm gonna make the absolute worst villa anyone ever had" and I did my worst
So the villager I hate the MOST in ACNH asked for a vacation home, and I was like "I'm gonna make the absolute worst villa anyone ever had" and I did my worst
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
So the villager I hate the MOST in ACNH asked for a vacation home, and I was like "I'm gonna make the absolute worst villa anyone ever had" and I did my worst
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Happy #werewolfwednesday
Going to need a lot of caffeine to get through today.
Going to need a lot of caffeine to get through today.
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Happy #werewolfwednesday
Going to need a lot of caffeine to get through today.
Going to need a lot of caffeine to get through today.
Work bestie ain't here today and it's boring af. Next week he won't be here at all, and I hate it.
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Work bestie ain't here today and it's boring af. Next week he won't be here at all, and I hate it.
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Vous voyez, à chaque fois que vous postez une merde en IA, même quand c'est un mème anti-Trump, je pense à ce genre d'info.
The world has entered “an era of global water bankruptcy” with irreversible consequences, according to a new United Nations report. https://cnn.it/4qxGTNX
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Vous voyez, à chaque fois que vous postez une merde en IA, même quand c'est un mème anti-Trump, je pense à ce genre d'info.
Aperture science 🎵
We do what we must
Because we can 🎵
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead 🎵
But there's no sense crying over every mistake 🎶
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake 🍰
And the Science gets done🎵
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive 🎶
We do what we must
Because we can 🎵
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead 🎵
But there's no sense crying over every mistake 🎶
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake 🍰
And the Science gets done🎵
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive 🎶
Harry Styles announces new single ‘Aperture’ out this Friday.
As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’
As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Aperture science 🎵
We do what we must
Because we can 🎵
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead 🎵
But there's no sense crying over every mistake 🎶
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake 🍰
And the Science gets done🎵
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive 🎶
We do what we must
Because we can 🎵
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead 🎵
But there's no sense crying over every mistake 🎶
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake 🍰
And the Science gets done🎵
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive 🎶
Les réponses me dépriment 😭 (mais j'en attendais pas moins malheureusement) j'espère que la chronique sera plus positive
Est-ce qu’il y a des scientifiques ici qui se sont mis à faire de la « slow science » ? Qui pensent s’y mettre ? Ou qui mettent en place tout autre moyen de lutte contre le fameux « publish or perish » ? Je vais en faire une chronique sous peu, merci pour vos partages d’expérience 🙏
"The target was numbers, and quality was mentioned only in terms of a journal’s prestige, never the work itself."
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Les réponses me dépriment 😭 (mais j'en attendais pas moins malheureusement) j'espère que la chronique sera plus positive
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"ho bah le bac il est donné maintenant" ça me rend ouf que mes collègues partent du principe que c'est parce que les jeunes sont plus cons qu'avant et pas parce que c'est un choix politique de dégrader l'enseignement
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 AM
"ho bah le bac il est donné maintenant" ça me rend ouf que mes collègues partent du principe que c'est parce que les jeunes sont plus cons qu'avant et pas parce que c'est un choix politique de dégrader l'enseignement
Look at this idiot exercising, I love him
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Look at this idiot exercising, I love him