Dunce Cap Aficionado
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Semi-Professional Windmill Tilter. Majorana State Apologist. Mobile Affogato Truther. Language Vector Expert.
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My Marled River Rock- Felted Chore Coat is working out swimmingly.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
As a dumb straight man, my understanding is that Home Goods is an establishment that bases its business model around discount candles.
February 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
As a dumb straight man, my understanding is that Home Goods is an establishment that bases its business model around discount candles.
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I’d love to get every single Democrat on board with “abolish ICE and dismantle DHS” but you’re going to need some votes from folks who don’t want to embrace that particular rhetoric and good news “there’s just too much corruption we’ve got to dismantle it to solve the problem” is sitting right there
gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
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February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I’d love to get every single Democrat on board with “abolish ICE and dismantle DHS” but you’re going to need some votes from folks who don’t want to embrace that particular rhetoric and good news “there’s just too much corruption we’ve got to dismantle it to solve the problem” is sitting right there
Doubles Luge = seated rivalry
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Doubles Luge = seated rivalry
I want to watch a podcast as much as I want to listen to the dialogue from a silent film.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I want to watch a podcast as much as I want to listen to the dialogue from a silent film.
The new Topo Chico labels are unacceptable.
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The new Topo Chico labels are unacceptable.
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The AGI = 20 to 40% unemployment crowd is way off base and the proponents are likely economic noobs. Where is the subscription money going to come from to pay for all this AI capex if everyone’s unemployed anyway?
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The AGI = 20 to 40% unemployment crowd is way off base and the proponents are likely economic noobs. Where is the subscription money going to come from to pay for all this AI capex if everyone’s unemployed anyway?
Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was his best work tbh…
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was his best work tbh…
And YEAH I realized I was boned when I got to Computational Irreducibility yet-a-fucking-gain.
When you’re waiting for an agent to finish running a batch of a dozen or so notebooks and killing the time by diving into a random thought you had about relationships between system complexity and pliability of probabilistic distributions of system outcomes and look at the clock and FUCK.
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
And YEAH I realized I was boned when I got to Computational Irreducibility yet-a-fucking-gain.
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I feel bad for ivermectin, which genuinely is amazing stuff that won a deserved Nobel Prize but is now forever associated with crank antiscience
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I feel bad for ivermectin, which genuinely is amazing stuff that won a deserved Nobel Prize but is now forever associated with crank antiscience
When you’re waiting for an agent to finish running a batch of a dozen or so notebooks and killing the time by diving into a random thought you had about relationships between system complexity and pliability of probabilistic distributions of system outcomes and look at the clock and FUCK.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
When you’re waiting for an agent to finish running a batch of a dozen or so notebooks and killing the time by diving into a random thought you had about relationships between system complexity and pliability of probabilistic distributions of system outcomes and look at the clock and FUCK.
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
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So simple and yet somehow it got reversed.
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
So simple and yet somehow it got reversed.
It’s way easier to hate on literally every adviser of Biden’s.
Ill be honest, I dont really have it in me to hate Kamala Harris. Lady got stuck in an impossible situation, tried, failed, wasnt even really her fault, I just can't bring myself to be mad at her about it. Too much else going on to be worth it.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It’s way easier to hate on literally every adviser of Biden’s.
TO THE GENTLEMAN USING DEADLIFT STYLE WRIST WRAP GRIPS ON THE PLANET FITNESS 30 MIN WORKOUT LIFTING CIRCUIT MACHINES-
NO.
NO.
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
TO THE GENTLEMAN USING DEADLIFT STYLE WRIST WRAP GRIPS ON THE PLANET FITNESS 30 MIN WORKOUT LIFTING CIRCUIT MACHINES-
NO.
NO.
Are Unscrustables™️ the perfect pre-workout supplement?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Are Unscrustables™️ the perfect pre-workout supplement?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Since Balaclavas (the garment) were invented by the British at the battle of Balaclava (the port city) during the Crimean war….
Is their iconic use by the IRA arguably the only acceptable use of cultural appropriation?
Discuss amongst yourselves
Is their iconic use by the IRA arguably the only acceptable use of cultural appropriation?
Discuss amongst yourselves
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Since Balaclavas (the garment) were invented by the British at the battle of Balaclava (the port city) during the Crimean war….
Is their iconic use by the IRA arguably the only acceptable use of cultural appropriation?
Discuss amongst yourselves
Is their iconic use by the IRA arguably the only acceptable use of cultural appropriation?
Discuss amongst yourselves
The affogato is the world’s
Most Underrated mobile bevie.
Most Underrated mobile bevie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The affogato is the world’s
Most Underrated mobile bevie.
Most Underrated mobile bevie.
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
Beviiiiiiiiiiies
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Beviiiiiiiiiiies
My Marled River Rock- Felted Chore Coat is working out swimmingly.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
My Marled River Rock- Felted Chore Coat is working out swimmingly.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
::eats microwaved taquito::
I contain multitudes.
I don’t know who needs to hear this (other than me) but absolutely mother fucking Ban Hips, nah’mean?
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this (other than me) but absolutely mother fucking Ban Hips, nah’mean?
I see Roger Penrose is doing Roger Penrose things (respectfully).
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I see Roger Penrose is doing Roger Penrose things (respectfully).
Me, seemingly always.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Me, seemingly always.
Young men at the gym taking 2+ minute rests between 8 rep sets of 60 lb leg presses make me want do violence to people, and that’s the opposite of why I come to the gym.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Young men at the gym taking 2+ minute rests between 8 rep sets of 60 lb leg presses make me want do violence to people, and that’s the opposite of why I come to the gym.
When you suddenly fat finger a directory cmd and now have to live the ‘truth’ you claim to speak about the actually completely non-sensical MacOS system/file tree…
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
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January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
When you suddenly fat finger a directory cmd and now have to live the ‘truth’ you claim to speak about the actually completely non-sensical MacOS system/file tree…