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i like roller coasters and amusement parks and having fun
📍PHL-ish
i like roller coasters and amusement parks and having fun
📍PHL-ish
this song makes me want to drive to my last failed situationship's house and beat the shit out of him
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this song makes me want to drive to my last failed situationship's house and beat the shit out of him
you got hay on your phone?
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you got hay on your phone?
it feels like the local chinese place is calling me fat when they send two forks and a single fortune cookie with my dinner entree for one. they're not wrong though
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it feels like the local chinese place is calling me fat when they send two forks and a single fortune cookie with my dinner entree for one. they're not wrong though
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
the rage i just felt hearing him chew a cardboard box under the bed. he just came out acting refreshed and renewed
anyone have tips for syringe feeding critical care that isn't a bun burrito? i'm scared i'm gonna kill my rabbit with the stress of it and none of the emergency vets in the area can see him till tomorrow (no exotic vets available rn). he's not eating at all, simethicone drops seem to help w pain tho
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the rage i just felt hearing him chew a cardboard box under the bed. he just came out acting refreshed and renewed
anyone have tips for syringe feeding critical care that isn't a bun burrito? i'm scared i'm gonna kill my rabbit with the stress of it and none of the emergency vets in the area can see him till tomorrow (no exotic vets available rn). he's not eating at all, simethicone drops seem to help w pain tho
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
anyone have tips for syringe feeding critical care that isn't a bun burrito? i'm scared i'm gonna kill my rabbit with the stress of it and none of the emergency vets in the area can see him till tomorrow (no exotic vets available rn). he's not eating at all, simethicone drops seem to help w pain tho
wow it's a good thing i always have a long weekend for surprise nightmare scenarios
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
wow it's a good thing i always have a long weekend for surprise nightmare scenarios
what happened to the peace in the middle east he referenced a few nights ago???
He's literally copying the movie "Wag the Dog" to distract from the Epstein Files
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
what happened to the peace in the middle east he referenced a few nights ago???
i love owning a rabbit because wdym i had to buy him socks for his sensitive little feet... little bunny socks...
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i love owning a rabbit because wdym i had to buy him socks for his sensitive little feet... little bunny socks...
🕯️🙏📿 may these young men never know the male loneliness epidemic as anything more than a concept amen 🕯️🙏📿
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
🕯️🙏📿 may these young men never know the male loneliness epidemic as anything more than a concept amen 🕯️🙏📿
every time i'm going into a 1:1 i'm like "well, this is it. this is where i hear i have been bad at my job for the entire time and i just didn't know."
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
every time i'm going into a 1:1 i'm like "well, this is it. this is where i hear i have been bad at my job for the entire time and i just didn't know."
nightmare blunt rotation
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
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look this might be a European Ford, but I know a good spot to listen to City Pop in the sun when I see it
heeltoecars.com/cars/1791330...
heeltoecars.com/cars/1791330...
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
look this might be a European Ford, but I know a good spot to listen to City Pop in the sun when I see it
heeltoecars.com/cars/1791330...
heeltoecars.com/cars/1791330...
the beginning of time by pink floyd scares me every listen without fail
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the beginning of time by pink floyd scares me every listen without fail
told a friend i'd consider checking out a tiktok smut book she loves and i think she's gonna hold me to it
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
told a friend i'd consider checking out a tiktok smut book she loves and i think she's gonna hold me to it
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if anyone even remotely suggests to me they won’t go after adults next, i’m going to just start shrieking in their ear like an exotic bird
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday. n.pr/44xQKdD
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz to announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
if anyone even remotely suggests to me they won’t go after adults next, i’m going to just start shrieking in their ear like an exotic bird
i watched the president's speech on CBS and in the middle a huge banner came on screen that said survivor will be right back
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i watched the president's speech on CBS and in the middle a huge banner came on screen that said survivor will be right back
he's delivering remarks
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
he's delivering remarks
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Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
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I just posted my first short(ish)-form video! it's about Trump's escalations in Venezuela. I theorize that not about drugs or even oil necessarily — it could be about beating China in the AI arms race and making up for a critical mineral shortfall. here's an excerpt! full video> youtu.be/jwH020jZZCA
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just posted my first short(ish)-form video! it's about Trump's escalations in Venezuela. I theorize that not about drugs or even oil necessarily — it could be about beating China in the AI arms race and making up for a critical mineral shortfall. here's an excerpt! full video> youtu.be/jwH020jZZCA
this is my pet sentient loaf of brown bread from cheesecake factory
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
this is my pet sentient loaf of brown bread from cheesecake factory
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getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
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- hogwarts legacy is free on epic
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
- hogwarts legacy is free on epic
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
- hp skins in fortnite
Yep, it's time to tap the sign
It's either us, the REAL PEOPLE in your life, or your shitty nostalgia
(btw even if the games/items are free that wench still profits from it because of licensing fees)
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My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it