AMDO
@amdo.bsky.social
thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
yes because james bond famously drank manhattans
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
yes because james bond famously drank manhattans
look if he is defending keely shaye smith he is defending me
I couldn’t help myself, so I checked that guy’s X account and saw this so now you all have to see it too
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 AM
look if he is defending keely shaye smith he is defending me
ah so now europeans are treating americans like the rest of america treats the south
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ah so now europeans are treating americans like the rest of america treats the south
fred you are so crazy for this
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
fred you are so crazy for this
making Carol’s white chicken pasta for dinner
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
making Carol’s white chicken pasta for dinner
ice you have disappointed Father
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
ice you have disappointed Father
strongly considering becoming a crazy car sticker lady with a pro-vax message, imagine these in vinyl letters on a dirty old subaru:
GET REAL GET VAXXED
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
GET REAL GET VAXXED
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
strongly considering becoming a crazy car sticker lady with a pro-vax message, imagine these in vinyl letters on a dirty old subaru:
GET REAL GET VAXXED
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
GET REAL GET VAXXED
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
bath is getting cold. time to reënter the world :(
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
bath is getting cold. time to reënter the world :(
can they post MORE fucking pictures of rfk jr eating? i love every single one i see! these pictures of rfk junior’s eldritch grin opening up into a hellmaw to consume some sort of beef or dairy gets me AMPED UP to BUY GROCERIES that make my family super shredded with lots of MUSCLES AND GRIMACING
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
can they post MORE fucking pictures of rfk jr eating? i love every single one i see! these pictures of rfk junior’s eldritch grin opening up into a hellmaw to consume some sort of beef or dairy gets me AMPED UP to BUY GROCERIES that make my family super shredded with lots of MUSCLES AND GRIMACING
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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even after i make a post the whats up banner won’t go away?? i told you whats up!
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 PM
even after i make a post the whats up banner won’t go away?? i told you whats up!
yall donald trump is looking for the holy grail
Love medieval relics and had enough respect for this colleague, but benefitting from the Trumpian drift at the NEH is not an honor (unless this is your kind of politics). Nobody who’s tenured at the Ivy League should be so desperate as to want this money on these terms
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
yall donald trump is looking for the holy grail
man as the federal government i would think twice before deploying a bunch of Joker Gas on a bunch of UECs (urban enemy combatants)
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
man as the federal government i would think twice before deploying a bunch of Joker Gas on a bunch of UECs (urban enemy combatants)
bluesky i am begging you to take off the stupid banner. there is already a Posting Button
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
bluesky i am begging you to take off the stupid banner. there is already a Posting Button
sometimes i feel like i’m the only person who remembers kfc’s black pepper ranch
January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
sometimes i feel like i’m the only person who remembers kfc’s black pepper ranch
washing my lettuce and blanching my vegetables now for my dinner salad
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
washing my lettuce and blanching my vegetables now for my dinner salad
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They’re making a new hell. Hell 3
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They’re making a new hell. Hell 3
yah he probably cracked a rib laughing
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
yah he probably cracked a rib laughing
you can watch columbo no commercials on tubi kids
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
you can watch columbo no commercials on tubi kids
88 years ago you say? what a strange anniversary to celebrate i wonder why 88 is such a significant number to you folks at the boston police department?? anyway i would be very interested to learn about your history regarding this unique tradition!
The Boston Police Department Remembers the Service and Sacrifice of Lieutenant Edward J. Kelley Who Died in the Line of Duty on This Day 88 Years Ago
Learn More At: police.boston.gov/2026/01/14/t...
Learn More At: police.boston.gov/2026/01/14/t...
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
88 years ago you say? what a strange anniversary to celebrate i wonder why 88 is such a significant number to you folks at the boston police department?? anyway i would be very interested to learn about your history regarding this unique tradition!
the way she makes you feel hasn’t changed. do it for her
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
the way she makes you feel hasn’t changed. do it for her
i’m trying to figure out what home movies character nick shirley is. like he’s voiced by emo philips but he’s not shannon bc shannon is cool
oh yeah there's something going on here
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i’m trying to figure out what home movies character nick shirley is. like he’s voiced by emo philips but he’s not shannon bc shannon is cool
are you sitting near a book? open it up and read it!
this has been a public service announcement 🌈
this has been a public service announcement 🌈
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
are you sitting near a book? open it up and read it!
this has been a public service announcement 🌈
this has been a public service announcement 🌈
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks
This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks