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Autumnal Dunks
@dunks.bsky.social
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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball. maine by heart, boston by happenstance. host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 4h
people around the world may see this and worry, but they should relax: only americans are this fuckin dumb
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jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 5h
They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 4h
i dropped this one in the boys chat the other day and i think it’s my credo
naw i don't watch "web shows" i am an adult man
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 16h
remember torpedo bats haha
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 20h
but also the celtics are going to be ass
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 20h
yeah it rocks. i’m happy to just have a bandaid on my thumb instead of like a big piece of gauze sponge
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 20h
i also got a tetanus shot and was fevered and fucked up the last couple days, but i got a celtics preseason game now that i am alive
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 22h
i have before! good for ny!
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 23h
good lord, that is anemic as fuck. mass’ benefits are like $900/week
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 1d
right here just got me big time
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 1d
screencapping this one for the group chat after someone replied to the other 4 skattebo things i texted this morning
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t follow the Giants closely but I have gleaned secondhand that they now employ this thing. Might have to tune in
Bullet Bill from Mario Kart
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 1d
auyggnnnhhh
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 1d
very sad to say i am out of the Not Turning The Heat On Challenge that everyone in boston plays every year, i’ve had a fever for the last day thanks to this dang tetanus shot and i need a heating backstop overnight
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 1d
3-4 weeks? first time.gif?
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Khobi Price @khobiprice.bsky.social · 1d
Lakers say LeBron James will be reevaluated in approximately 3-4 weeks for sciatica on his right side.
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
let’s fucking go
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Prof Sam Illingworth @samillingworth.com · 3d
🧠 Alzheimer’s reversed in mice

A new study found that injecting nanoparticles can 'remind' the blood–brain barrier to function properly again, restoring normal brain activity in mice. Human trials could follow within years.

🔗 www.nature.com/articles/s41...

#SciComm #Alzheimers 🧪
Rapid amyloid-β clearance and cognitive recovery through multivalent modulation of blood–brain barrier transport - Signal Transduction and Targeted Therapy
Signal Transduction and Targeted Therapy - Rapid amyloid-β clearance and cognitive recovery through multivalent modulation of blood–brain barrier transport
www.nature.com
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
completely agreed.
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
they have popcorn! hooters has chicken nuggets and sliders though
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
actually - hooters??
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
do it at a bar
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 2d
they should fire bill belichick while he’s out to dinner at the salt bae steakhouse
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 3d
this is fucking stupid 👀
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 3d
College athletes may be allowed to bet on pro sports soon 👀

The NCAA Division I Administrative Committee approved the recommendation Wednesday, but the new rules will only go into effect if Division II and Division III also approve.

🔗: http://dlvr.it/TNYXlQ
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 3d
nobody acted like he wasn’t boring (he was fine), he was just 2002 hot. way was always sensational!
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 3d
yep
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 3d
yeah, the onion actually slipped because it was wet. real fuckin mess. only needed a few stitches at least.
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Autumnal Dunks @dunks.bsky.social · 3d
not my smartest moment! i was cutting an onion for mirepoix and got a few stitches out of it