December Dunks
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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball.
maine by heart, boston by happenstance.
host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
maine by heart, boston by happenstance.
host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
but also, this is wild and unfortunate.
Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
but also, this is wild and unfortunate.
tatum and picks??
Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
tatum and picks??
clementine got a case of the “reddish barfs” so i brought her into the ER vet (per her normal vet). her labs and exam came out good, and now she needs cat dramamine and to never eat blue buffalo weight control cat food again
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
clementine got a case of the “reddish barfs” so i brought her into the ER vet (per her normal vet). her labs and exam came out good, and now she needs cat dramamine and to never eat blue buffalo weight control cat food again
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When you have the chance to cut the greatest player in the history of your franchise, in the middle of his farewell tour, cementing yourself as the worst of poverty franchises, you have to do it, right?
It is 2:40am in Atlanta and Chris Paul just posted this
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
When you have the chance to cut the greatest player in the history of your franchise, in the middle of his farewell tour, cementing yourself as the worst of poverty franchises, you have to do it, right?
man, the angels keep angeling.
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Source confirms: Free-agent RHP Alek Manoah in agreement with Angels on one-year, $1.95M contract. First: @JeffPassan
Source confirms: Free-agent RHP Alek Manoah in agreement with Angels on one-year, $1.95M contract. First: @JeffPassan
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
man, the angels keep angeling.
(extremely somber announcer voice) dan-ilo gall-in-ari
Danilo Gallinari has retired from basketball after 20 professional seasons, including 16 in the NBA. The No. 6 pick in the 2008 draft out of Italy played 777 career NBA regular season games.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
(extremely somber announcer voice) dan-ilo gall-in-ari
you were actually supposed to see that the first time around
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
you were actually supposed to see that the first time around
in the boys chat, my buddy just said that aaron rodgers is aging like slavoj zizek
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
in the boys chat, my buddy just said that aaron rodgers is aging like slavoj zizek
i want to give him a little more credit but this was against the 2025-26 sacramento kings, who were starting drew eubanks at center last night
complete list of players to have at least 32 points, 17 rebounds and 5 blocks in a game while playing fewer than 30 minutes:
zach edey
that's the list
zach edey
that's the list
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i want to give him a little more credit but this was against the 2025-26 sacramento kings, who were starting drew eubanks at center last night
see, all guys that need to be remembered (the enes kanter season, oof)
Queta's 18 rebounds Saturday were the most for a Celtic...
...since Jayson Tatum's 19 vs. Golden State in January of 2023.
...in regulation since Enes Kanter's 19 vs. New Orleans in January of 2020.
...on the road since Jared Sullinger's 20 at New Orleans in December of 2015.
...since Jayson Tatum's 19 vs. Golden State in January of 2023.
...in regulation since Enes Kanter's 19 vs. New Orleans in January of 2020.
...on the road since Jared Sullinger's 20 at New Orleans in December of 2015.
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
see, all guys that need to be remembered (the enes kanter season, oof)
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nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
still really funny that point differential is a key aspect of the NBA cup while close games are the main thing that makes basketball entertaining
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
still really funny that point differential is a key aspect of the NBA cup while close games are the main thing that makes basketball entertaining
my 2025 hot take is that kawhi leonard fucked the NBA up more than any single person
1) because the spurs knew how brittle his ass was and wouldn’t pay him, he forced a trade to an otherwise overachieving toronto team. this meaningless set of players led KD and klay to career altering injuries
1) because the spurs knew how brittle his ass was and wouldn’t pay him, he forced a trade to an otherwise overachieving toronto team. this meaningless set of players led KD and klay to career altering injuries
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
my 2025 hot take is that kawhi leonard fucked the NBA up more than any single person
1) because the spurs knew how brittle his ass was and wouldn’t pay him, he forced a trade to an otherwise overachieving toronto team. this meaningless set of players led KD and klay to career altering injuries
1) because the spurs knew how brittle his ass was and wouldn’t pay him, he forced a trade to an otherwise overachieving toronto team. this meaningless set of players led KD and klay to career altering injuries
even my dad is like “what’s wrong with the eagles??” like a sports radio caller
This offense is just entirely cooked. Physically, mentally, and spiritually broken.
The defense is still showing up but there’s really no way not to let what’s happening on the other side of ball infect them.
The defense is still showing up but there’s really no way not to let what’s happening on the other side of ball infect them.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
even my dad is like “what’s wrong with the eagles??” like a sports radio caller
this was fucking amazing
george pickens could catch ebola while wearing 4 vacuum-sealed hazmat suits
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
this was fucking amazing
the weight of the world on cade cunningham after he missed that free throw. holy shit
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the weight of the world on cade cunningham after he missed that free throw. holy shit
bought a big candle at costco so i guess i’m a candle guy now
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bought a big candle at costco so i guess i’m a candle guy now
grateful that my 71 year old dad can be excited that billy strings is famous now
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
grateful that my 71 year old dad can be excited that billy strings is famous now
lewis hamilton is 100% going to crash his car a second consecutive day
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lewis hamilton is 100% going to crash his car a second consecutive day
this rocked. the doink sound was super loud too
syracuse took a timeout before their kicker could attempt a field goal and then he ended up doink-missing it. the orange is rancid.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this rocked. the doink sound was super loud too
oh hey man. heard your quartet on the radio
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
oh hey man. heard your quartet on the radio
well, boston is definitely going to lose by like 10 to the brooklyn nets, in case you thought they were good lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
well, boston is definitely going to lose by like 10 to the brooklyn nets, in case you thought they were good lol
the boston celtics are losing to the brooklyn nets by 15 at home, which is to say, are we sure that the celtics won the trade casting off pierce and garnett?
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the boston celtics are losing to the brooklyn nets by 15 at home, which is to say, are we sure that the celtics won the trade casting off pierce and garnett?
its driving me crazy!!!
STOP THE CAMERA ANGLES
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
its driving me crazy!!!