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Dustin Du Cane
@dustinducane.bsky.social
Lawyer,dad,dog lover,gamer.
I dreamt I was on a bus being lynched by British people
February 18, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Dear naive man, it’s not a Cultural
Divide but MAGA brainwashing and reverse review bombing. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...
The gulf between critics and audience has never been wider – just look at Melania’s Rotten Tomatoes score
Critics have given the Flotus flick 11% on the aggregator site, but the ‘verified ticket buyers’ score is a near perfect 98%. Fake views, or a sign of our politically disparate times?
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Is the Telegraph driving trans genocide and should the editor be guillotined during the next revolution? Inquiring minds ask questions!
“Just asking questions” is it?
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Taps sign: Nobody could have foreseen the American concentration camps @gregolear.bsky.social
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reform’s bench is completely empty if they have to appoint the moronest of the morons. Couldn’t Farage be promoting some young Nazi straight from Nazi university and private sector jobs at Nazi think tanks, Nazi businesses and Nazi Substack?
Asked why he has appointed two ex-Tory minister when he criticises the Conservatives' record so much, Farage says Jenrick and Braverman left the Tory government as they resigned or were "eased out", which is a delightful way of saying Braverman was sacked twice.
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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A Rupert Lowe backing, Chinese speaking, UK nationalist, posting a painting by the Italian artist Raphael, of a possibly fictional Greek born Cappadocian who was appointed the patron saint of England by an Anglo Norman French speaking Plantagenet king.

What could possibly be more British than that?
February 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Fun fact: Parachute troops who don’t actually parachute were invented by Goring. I suggest renaming the second and third para battalions in line with their actual role - Irish and Brown Bastards Kickers.
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Good to know Starmer is continuing the fifty year strategy of cutting Britain’s field army to five men, don’t worry they’re going to be really ‘ard and tooled up and can fight the whole Chinese army by themselves. More for less and increased lethality etc.
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Nerds can conceptualize quite a lot of things. It is part of being a nerd.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 AM
They’re also military historians youtu.be/8cC7DKm3YKg?...
A SANCTIFIED SWINGERS CULT: Inside Lori Vallow + Chad Daybell’s weird religious group
YouTube video by Noor Jasmine
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Here’s a radical idea, fuck the pardons, grease up the guillotines (Trump and cohort)
Prolly easier just to do pardons on the way out
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Just shows how wide and long the pond of autism is - from some of the ‘smartest’ people you’d ever meet who get called ‘quirky‘ or ‘weird’ to those who struggle with basic functions and get called other names.How many academics/scientists are on the spectrum?Not many tech bros though because empathy
A new diagnosis of ‘profound autism’ is under consideration. Here’s what parents need to know
Category describes people who have little or no language, an IQ of less than 50 and require 24-hour supervision
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
New sanctions? what sanctions hasn’t the UK implemented over the death of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians, the exile of millions, trillions in damages vs the death of one fascist with a Jesus Lenin complex? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK considers new Russia sanctions after Navalny frog toxin finding
Yvette Cooper says claim against Kremlin ‘deeply serious’ while Russia dismisses western ‘feeblemindedness’
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“Sometime in the mid-80s, Dad had sustained an injury. A bloke at the gym offered him something to speed up his recovery; he was reticent, but nearly everyone was doing it.”-this is a lie,your dad was using roids all his career,lying about when he started.The injury lie is always the same
I thought my powerlifter father was the strongest man in the world. But a secret steroid addiction took him – and us – to the brink
He didn’t look like a stereotypical ‘drug addict’, but when he fled to South Africa with all our savings it was obvious that is what he had become
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The Hamster Has Landed, I REPEAT
The Hamster Has Landed

Initiate Operation Cheeseburger MAYO.
So is this enough to scare the shit out of you yet? The government is spying on all of us while they try to rig elections to stay in power. They want trump as the dictator king. He is their patsy to come in and be able to take control of America and its citizens. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Its always the ones you would suspect first.

Also Quincy.

BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
MAGA world has been flooded with Russian agents... and Tulsi Gabbard may well be one of them. The evidence for that proposition, in any event, is considerable. www.tabletmag.com/sections/new...
This Time, a Real Russiagate?
Tracing some very odd connections between White House officials and Alexander Dugin, the Quincy Institute, and Max Blumenthal
www.tabletmag.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I probably could start an account called "Its Always The Ones You Would Suspect First" and post an Epstein cunt friend a day. Instant 100k account.
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Absolutely not. He’d be running Starmer’s media team as well as the treasury banking reform committee and be the Met’s anti-grooming czar.
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%.......
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Nice to know that some people are still eating paint chips around here
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
when a yellow ball appeared in the sky, the sun, disorientated and fearful Lanark residents flocked to the local church seeking guidance in these end days of chaos, change and anxiety
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Cue American in comments saying well we only got 0.5 % homelessness, I mean they actually like it youtu.be/jhBmb51OZZ4?...
America’s Inevitable Downfall (from a North Korean Perspective)
YouTube video by In the Kimdom
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Wait for Schumer to arrange some pals to ‚go against the party’ and fund the new gas chambers while gaining the concession of body cams for the SS.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
America was too rich, powerful and complacent. Also racist and sexist.(And a lot of other things which I could list like Gibbons Decline and Fall).
Especially when the voters can opt to vote in the vandals and fascists fours after they get bored.
there's a lot of talk about how the US has permanently destroyed its position in the world and while I do think it's done some real damage I also think we underestimate how readily a lot of former allies will be willing to rekindle a relationship if we replace this regime
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Unless Epstein was an alien…

Now it all makes sense…
I think we can be pretty confident there are no aliens on Earth now, or Trump would have declassified that to distract from the Epstein files. It's really the only thing that would work.
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 AM