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@dweia.bsky.social
Motorsport masochist, wannabe space nerd, block game enjoyer, owner of many teddies, jack of all trades, master of precisely none. #YNWA
I want to play Minecraft, but crucially (and problematically), I don't want to play single player Minecraft
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I want to play Minecraft, but crucially (and problematically), I don't want to play single player Minecraft
I want to play Minecraft, but crucially (and problematically), I don't want to play single player Minecraft
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I want to play Minecraft, but crucially (and problematically), I don't want to play single player Minecraft
I have acquired *another* online name 😄
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have acquired *another* online name 😄
Rewatching old episodes of Time Team and suddenly my continuing style of as many coloured stripes as possible makes so much more sense XD
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Rewatching old episodes of Time Team and suddenly my continuing style of as many coloured stripes as possible makes so much more sense XD
Office to myself, heating up full, nap is inevitable
a man with a robotic helmet on his head and the words `` resistance is futile '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a man with a robotic helmet on his head and the words `` resistance is futile '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Office to myself, heating up full, nap is inevitable
I keep hearing about friends, acquaintances, and colleagues, people who I previously thought were sensible, taking holidays to America and every time I'm like, are you MAD? Why would you choose to go there of all places right now?? Can you not pick anywhere else??? Or wait a few years????
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I keep hearing about friends, acquaintances, and colleagues, people who I previously thought were sensible, taking holidays to America and every time I'm like, are you MAD? Why would you choose to go there of all places right now?? Can you not pick anywhere else??? Or wait a few years????
Look, when I say that I am always stressed, because you never know what can go wrong... *gestures*
I blame all the press saying "He's got one hand on the championship!!1!1!!" 🫠🫠🫠
I blame all the press saying "He's got one hand on the championship!!1!1!!" 🫠🫠🫠
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Look, when I say that I am always stressed, because you never know what can go wrong... *gestures*
I blame all the press saying "He's got one hand on the championship!!1!1!!" 🫠🫠🫠
I blame all the press saying "He's got one hand on the championship!!1!1!!" 🫠🫠🫠
God fucking dammit. I should have stayed in bed.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
God fucking dammit. I should have stayed in bed.
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McLaren will have fingers crossed Norris has a big enough sample size left
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
McLaren will have fingers crossed Norris has a big enough sample size left
Prayer circle that LANDO HAS ENOUGH FUEL
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Prayer circle that LANDO HAS ENOUGH FUEL
Ok now it's fear time 😬😬😬
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ok now it's fear time 😬😬😬
SURE, HAVE A MILLION MARSHALS JUST ON TRACK 😬😬😬
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
SURE, HAVE A MILLION MARSHALS JUST ON TRACK 😬😬😬
Can we please deal with the massively strung out formation laps?? Please???
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can we please deal with the massively strung out formation laps?? Please???
Oh dear, Australia remembered how to play cricket 😬
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Oh dear, Australia remembered how to play cricket 😬
I am apparently four degrees of separation away from Louis Tomlinson #dweiafact
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I am apparently four degrees of separation away from Louis Tomlinson #dweiafact
Me: Oh no, is the moral of Predator Badlands going to be "sisterhood transcends all conflicts..." 😬
The actual moral: Sisters are disappointing. Instead, become best friends with/form a platonic family unit with a psychotic killer hell bent on revenge. And get a dog. Preferably an unkillable one.
The actual moral: Sisters are disappointing. Instead, become best friends with/form a platonic family unit with a psychotic killer hell bent on revenge. And get a dog. Preferably an unkillable one.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me: Oh no, is the moral of Predator Badlands going to be "sisterhood transcends all conflicts..." 😬
The actual moral: Sisters are disappointing. Instead, become best friends with/form a platonic family unit with a psychotic killer hell bent on revenge. And get a dog. Preferably an unkillable one.
The actual moral: Sisters are disappointing. Instead, become best friends with/form a platonic family unit with a psychotic killer hell bent on revenge. And get a dog. Preferably an unkillable one.
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If I had a nickel for every F1-hosting Vegas circuit that was universally disliked I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, so I would immediately be removed from the casino
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If I had a nickel for every F1-hosting Vegas circuit that was universally disliked I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, so I would immediately be removed from the casino
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In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party
Lads I cannot describe how much my ECG unit itches. And I still have a week to go 🥲
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Lads I cannot describe how much my ECG unit itches. And I still have a week to go 🥲
"How are you this morning, Dweia?"
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"How are you this morning, Dweia?"
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
Last week: high teens.
Today: snowing???
Today: snowing???
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Last week: high teens.
Today: snowing???
Today: snowing???
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No shit
Don't trust what we put at the top of our search results, says Google...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Don't blindly trust what AI tells you, Google boss tells BBC
Sundar Pichai candidly acknowledged concerns about inaccurate answers generated by Google's models.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
No shit
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