Dwuuds
@dwuuds.bsky.social
Lost (but most talented) member of the Carmen Sandiego House Band Rockapella.
Cooper, today you remind me of a small Mexican Chihuahua.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Cooper, today you remind me of a small Mexican Chihuahua.
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Schumer and Jeffries are two of the biggest threats to democracy in the country and anyone voting for trumps budgets from the democrats must be removed from office.
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Schumer and Jeffries are two of the biggest threats to democracy in the country and anyone voting for trumps budgets from the democrats must be removed from office.
“The government is giving kids free lunches and 45 dollars a month to poor people for snacks?! Burn the whole fucking country down 1776”
“Masked federal agents are being sent out to murder US citizens in the street with legal impunity? Wow god bless the USA I’m going to suck an Eagles dick now.”
“Masked federal agents are being sent out to murder US citizens in the street with legal impunity? Wow god bless the USA I’m going to suck an Eagles dick now.”
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“The government is giving kids free lunches and 45 dollars a month to poor people for snacks?! Burn the whole fucking country down 1776”
“Masked federal agents are being sent out to murder US citizens in the street with legal impunity? Wow god bless the USA I’m going to suck an Eagles dick now.”
“Masked federal agents are being sent out to murder US citizens in the street with legal impunity? Wow god bless the USA I’m going to suck an Eagles dick now.”
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
Everything is going to completely fall apart all at once, isn’t it?
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Everything is going to completely fall apart all at once, isn’t it?
Next on Fox News: “Hey if the cops want to kill me I mean I support it, I’d let the cops kill my entire family you gotta listen to cops and if cops wanna kill me and everyone around me I gotta support our law enforcement officers, let them shit all over my dead body just kill the shit out of me”
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Next on Fox News: “Hey if the cops want to kill me I mean I support it, I’d let the cops kill my entire family you gotta listen to cops and if cops wanna kill me and everyone around me I gotta support our law enforcement officers, let them shit all over my dead body just kill the shit out of me”
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
Man today is one of those days that might get me banned from all forms of social media.
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Man today is one of those days that might get me banned from all forms of social media.
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they're gonna call you a terrorist regardless of what you do isn't that nifty
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
they're gonna call you a terrorist regardless of what you do isn't that nifty
Look upon my berries ye mighty, and despair.
June 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Look upon my berries ye mighty, and despair.
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I love how the standard ICE agent uniform is the exact same thing that the IT staff at an elementary school would wear but with a balaclava.
June 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I love how the standard ICE agent uniform is the exact same thing that the IT staff at an elementary school would wear but with a balaclava.
Walking out in front of the national guard deployment in LA with a sign that says “FREE CANS OF RIP-IT”
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Walking out in front of the national guard deployment in LA with a sign that says “FREE CANS OF RIP-IT”
I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…
My 90s kid dream birthday is at McDonalds and the Ninja Turtles get the fucking shit kicked out of them by Rockapella and then I’m gifted an iguana.
May 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My 90s kid dream birthday is at McDonalds and the Ninja Turtles get the fucking shit kicked out of them by Rockapella and then I’m gifted an iguana.
@jacobgeller.com you should send some DMs to your boy. A collabo like this? Once in an eon. Also I’ll pay for it. @bosh.worstpossible.world
May 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@jacobgeller.com you should send some DMs to your boy. A collabo like this? Once in an eon. Also I’ll pay for it. @bosh.worstpossible.world
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
Sam Altman Presents: an AI Orb that wanders around your house in the dark and occasionally moans or leaves wet spots on the floor.
May 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sam Altman Presents: an AI Orb that wanders around your house in the dark and occasionally moans or leaves wet spots on the floor.
Just going to leave this here
April 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just going to leave this here
@worstpossible.world found you guys through the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episode you guested on and I can’t stop fucking listening. It’s a disease now.
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
@worstpossible.world found you guys through the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episode you guested on and I can’t stop fucking listening. It’s a disease now.