Dylan
@dylanwd.bsky.social
AllAboutFPL Scout 🕵️
Aggressively woke 😶🌫️
SWFC casual and Chansiri Hater 🦉
FPL Player (Best OR: 12,187) ⚽
https://dylanwebsterdeakin.substack.com/
Aggressively woke 😶🌫️
SWFC casual and Chansiri Hater 🦉
FPL Player (Best OR: 12,187) ⚽
https://dylanwebsterdeakin.substack.com/
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Dylan
@dylanwd.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Day One - Ashbourne to Hartington
The sun, recently risen, bathes the trees in a golden light which transforms the browner autumnal tones into a regal tapestry of bright oranges and golden yellows.
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"The river itself is bewildered; weirs aggravate the stream into a frothed frenzy, then the arching trees reach out into the body of water to soothe and calm until it relaxes back into a steady stream."
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I feel like I need to get O'Reilly in the starting 11, and the clean sheet odds support that.
But who for?
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
But who for?
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I feel like I need to get O'Reilly in the starting 11, and the clean sheet odds support that.
But who for?
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
But who for?
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
#FPL GW20 - 43 points
- Not ideal 📉
- punished by Gabriel/thiaw
- captaincy correct in the end, in spite of saka benching. Food for thought considering haalands below average form
- JP looking like a bad transfer, but not sure who to replace with
- team set up well for GW21, hopefully bounce back!
- Not ideal 📉
- punished by Gabriel/thiaw
- captaincy correct in the end, in spite of saka benching. Food for thought considering haalands below average form
- JP looking like a bad transfer, but not sure who to replace with
- team set up well for GW21, hopefully bounce back!
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
#FPL GW20 - 43 points
- Not ideal 📉
- punished by Gabriel/thiaw
- captaincy correct in the end, in spite of saka benching. Food for thought considering haalands below average form
- JP looking like a bad transfer, but not sure who to replace with
- team set up well for GW21, hopefully bounce back!
- Not ideal 📉
- punished by Gabriel/thiaw
- captaincy correct in the end, in spite of saka benching. Food for thought considering haalands below average form
- JP looking like a bad transfer, but not sure who to replace with
- team set up well for GW21, hopefully bounce back!
Why is there no one closing reed down. This is what happens when you ride your luck, score a lucky goal and bring on defenders to try and see the game out.
Can't see slot being manager for much longer TBF
#fpl
Can't see slot being manager for much longer TBF
#fpl
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Why is there no one closing reed down. This is what happens when you ride your luck, score a lucky goal and bring on defenders to try and see the game out.
Can't see slot being manager for much longer TBF
#fpl
Can't see slot being manager for much longer TBF
#fpl
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Igor Thiago becomes the seventh Brazilian to score a Premier League hat-trick.
The last Brazilian to net a treble in the PL was Matheus Cunha in February 2024.
The last Brazilian to net a treble in the PL was Matheus Cunha in February 2024.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Igor Thiago becomes the seventh Brazilian to score a Premier League hat-trick.
The last Brazilian to net a treble in the PL was Matheus Cunha in February 2024.
The last Brazilian to net a treble in the PL was Matheus Cunha in February 2024.
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My first 17 pointer of the season
And what a time to do it when I needed someone to step up Vs the Gabriel ownership
Malick Thiaw, you're my new #fpl hero 🙇🏻♂️
And what a time to do it when I needed someone to step up Vs the Gabriel ownership
Malick Thiaw, you're my new #fpl hero 🙇🏻♂️
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My first 17 pointer of the season
And what a time to do it when I needed someone to step up Vs the Gabriel ownership
Malick Thiaw, you're my new #fpl hero 🙇🏻♂️
And what a time to do it when I needed someone to step up Vs the Gabriel ownership
Malick Thiaw, you're my new #fpl hero 🙇🏻♂️
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As someone who enjoys working with wood, this post confused the shit outta me
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
As someone who enjoys working with wood, this post confused the shit outta me
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January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Honestly, game’s so boring with Haaland. I shall call these “the lost years.”
Good luck to the 8.4%!
#FPL
Good luck to the 8.4%!
#FPL
#FPL #GW20 #Captainstats #Top10k
Captain Stats
Haaland 91.6%
Ekitiké 2.1%
Saka 1.5%
Rogers 1.0%
Bowen 0.8%
Captain Stats
Haaland 91.6%
Ekitiké 2.1%
Saka 1.5%
Rogers 1.0%
Bowen 0.8%
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Honestly, game’s so boring with Haaland. I shall call these “the lost years.”
Good luck to the 8.4%!
#FPL
Good luck to the 8.4%!
#FPL
Just stick captaincy on haaland and you'll be fine. Go for an alternative captain like Saka this week and I'm punished. Brilliant. Can't wait for the haaland hatrick
#fpl
#fpl
Saka bench 🥱 FPL is genuinely so boring at the moment, no exciting captaincy punt and any semi-exciting midfield options goes to 80% ownership within the week. No way to gain any advantage.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just stick captaincy on haaland and you'll be fine. Go for an alternative captain like Saka this week and I'm punished. Brilliant. Can't wait for the haaland hatrick
#fpl
#fpl
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Saka bench 🥱 FPL is genuinely so boring at the moment, no exciting captaincy punt and any semi-exciting midfield options goes to 80% ownership within the week. No way to gain any advantage.
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Saka bench 🥱 FPL is genuinely so boring at the moment, no exciting captaincy punt and any semi-exciting midfield options goes to 80% ownership within the week. No way to gain any advantage.
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#FPL GW20 team reveal
- O'Brien for Savona.
- love to Savona but I'm worried about rotation now with zinchenko and Aina back soon
- Saka cap because why not. Chelsea new manager bounce/not great form for haaland
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
- O'Brien for Savona.
- love to Savona but I'm worried about rotation now with zinchenko and Aina back soon
- Saka cap because why not. Chelsea new manager bounce/not great form for haaland
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
#FPL GW20 team reveal
- O'Brien for Savona.
- love to Savona but I'm worried about rotation now with zinchenko and Aina back soon
- Saka cap because why not. Chelsea new manager bounce/not great form for haaland
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
- O'Brien for Savona.
- love to Savona but I'm worried about rotation now with zinchenko and Aina back soon
- Saka cap because why not. Chelsea new manager bounce/not great form for haaland
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
#FPL GW19 - 46 points
- Not bad. Small green arrow to around 560k
- Sean Dyche -> Timber masterclass
- Hits likely in coming weeks due to rotation and fixture pile up
- These weeks around Christmas/NY always tough with rotation
Good Luck for GW20!
- Not bad. Small green arrow to around 560k
- Sean Dyche -> Timber masterclass
- Hits likely in coming weeks due to rotation and fixture pile up
- These weeks around Christmas/NY always tough with rotation
Good Luck for GW20!
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 AM
#FPL GW19 - 46 points
- Not bad. Small green arrow to around 560k
- Sean Dyche -> Timber masterclass
- Hits likely in coming weeks due to rotation and fixture pile up
- These weeks around Christmas/NY always tough with rotation
Good Luck for GW20!
- Not bad. Small green arrow to around 560k
- Sean Dyche -> Timber masterclass
- Hits likely in coming weeks due to rotation and fixture pile up
- These weeks around Christmas/NY always tough with rotation
Good Luck for GW20!
Sean Dyche. Thank you for not playing Savona and forcing Timber off my bench with a 9 point haul. Goated manager in my books.
#fpl
#fpl
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December 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sean Dyche. Thank you for not playing Savona and forcing Timber off my bench with a 9 point haul. Goated manager in my books.
#fpl
#fpl
I've gone for guehi over timber. I fancy villa to score considering the form their in ATM. That's all there is to it :) (ps sorry for the confusion!)
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I can confirm Minteh will be the last Brighton attacker I ever own. If I get tempted again, can I please get reminded. Thanks.
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I can confirm Minteh will be the last Brighton attacker I ever own. If I get tempted again, can I please get reminded. Thanks.
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Me buying a Man United defender
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December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me buying a Man United defender
Gordon and Joao Pedro In
Raul Jiminez (fraud) and Bruno F (injured still) Out
Perhaps a bit impulsive but who cares. I think Wirtz will be rotated sometime soon, and I could see a rogue benching of Ekitike in the near future for gakpo/chiesa so I don't fancy either of them short/mid term.
#fpl
Raul Jiminez (fraud) and Bruno F (injured still) Out
Perhaps a bit impulsive but who cares. I think Wirtz will be rotated sometime soon, and I could see a rogue benching of Ekitike in the near future for gakpo/chiesa so I don't fancy either of them short/mid term.
#fpl
December 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
#GW19#FPL
Top Predicted Forwards #GW19 Pts
🔵 Haaland 8.1
🔴 Ekitiké 5.9
🐝 Thiago 5.0
🧿 João Pedro 4.9
⚒ Bowen 4.8
🦅 Mateta 4.7
⭕ Gyökeres 4.5
⬜ Raúl 4.0
🐓 Richarlison 4.0
🌳 Igor Jesus 3.9
FPL Alerts
Top Predicted Forwards #GW19 Pts
🔵 Haaland 8.1
🔴 Ekitiké 5.9
🐝 Thiago 5.0
🧿 João Pedro 4.9
⚒ Bowen 4.8
🦅 Mateta 4.7
⭕ Gyökeres 4.5
⬜ Raúl 4.0
🐓 Richarlison 4.0
🌳 Igor Jesus 3.9
FPL Alerts
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM