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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
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allie @kaylor.bsky.social · 1h
they think congestion pricing hurts the poor who drive and free buses help the wealthy who ride. i just can’t wrap my head around it.
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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 1h
You can tell Cuomo's campaign has cooked its brain on Twitter because it's repeating nonsense talking points from people like Andrew Fine and Reza who claim only rich people use transit.

As of 2017, bus riders in NYC earn an average salary of $28K, well under subway riders ($40K).
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 6h
Le Creuset is Cheugy 👎
NY Mag instagram post showing a headline “Le Creuset is Cheugy” and then below that “Why does a collection of $400 pots suddenly look so cheap?” with a big thumbs down in the foreground and lots of ceramic pots in the background
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 58m
can they please stop forcing wokeness onto the part of Houston synonymous with the queer community
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 1h
when you're totally familiar with the montrose
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The Barbed Wire @thebarbedwire.com · 22h
Chaya Raichik, better known as Libs of TikTok, was dutifully bemoaning the fact that the city of Houston repainted a Montrose neighborhood crosswalk decked on in LGBTQ+ rainbow colors. Raichik wrote that the crosswalk “must be removed immediately.”

And our governor dutifully complied.
Cool! It Really Looks Like Greg Abbott is Taking Orders From Libs of TikTok
Acting on the orders of notorious cesspool Libs Of TikTok, the governor bravely stands up to the menace of decorative asphalt.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h
Watching Office Space and thinking these are the heroes
Two consultants from Office Space
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Steven Hyden @stevenhyden.bsky.social · 2h
A Bruce Springsteen cover band that does ska versions of Bruce songs called nebraSKA.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12h
It’s because Aaron Judge, while an incredible ball player and probably a very nice person, does not have it like
that
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ceej @ceej.online · 13h
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 14h
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 12h
Jesus lmao this is incredible youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU?...
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15h
Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h
lmao that's not a home run
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15h
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 16h
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
You take one look at him and say "yup that's mr bean alright"
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
what's the worst playoff ad and why is it the eyelid mite one
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14h
A post and reply Poster profile picture is a zany clown. Reply profile picture is default vague human shape symbol News Clown @honkinthanews Trump has been staring at his orange juice for an hour...it said concentrate! Mr. Believeitall @luv2trust News Clown is this true
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15h
The point to first is bleakly hilarious. Like watching someone die gruesomely in a Wes Anderson movie
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 15h
J.T. Realmuto is pointing to first base. Just a brutal, brutal way for your season to end
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 15h
My sympathies to the biggest Philadelphia Phillies fans I know: Joe Biden, Samuel Alito, and Benjamin Netanyahu. I’ll see you in Valhalla.
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 15h
that's why it's the best sport
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15h
baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15h
all I can say is lmao Phillies. wish it was against anyone but the dodgers, but god damn that is a funny way to go out.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 16h
Watching this week's The Lowdown. Shout out to Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20h
bro lee greenwood is not even top billing at a bar in Tomball, Texas
facebook post of james mcmurtry showing a bar in tomball texas playing steve earle, marc broussard, crystal gayle and lee greenwood
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 17h
lmao someone on jeopardy said Ghostface Killah was in NWA
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 18h
Some incredible timing
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 18h
Like '94, during Dylan's pre-Time Out Of Mind period and when Springsteen decided he for some reason needed to ditch The E Street Band for some LA session guys, coincidentally right when Cash was doing the American Recordings albums and became cool again.
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