Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
Time heals all wounds. I think we are all ready to admit it was pretty funny when the baseball player Kenny Rogers tried to beat up a cameraman.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Time heals all wounds. I think we are all ready to admit it was pretty funny when the baseball player Kenny Rogers tried to beat up a cameraman.
Ya know what? Neil Young was right. There IS a town in North Ontario. A few of them, even.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ya know what? Neil Young was right. There IS a town in North Ontario. A few of them, even.
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
Jalen Brunson....I do not respect this man
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jalen Brunson....I do not respect this man
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being a kid is thinking that shemp is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
August 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
being a kid is thinking that shemp is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad
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Philip rivers returning to the nfl?
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Philip rivers returning to the nfl?
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JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
Something deeply off-putting about this man. I do not care for him.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Something deeply off-putting about this man. I do not care for him.
jfc
Dodgers, RHP Edwin Díaz reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.
(MLB x @CohnReznick)
(MLB x @CohnReznick)
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
jfc
🎶kiss my ass, New York: it's tennis night!🎶
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
🎶kiss my ass, New York: it's tennis night!🎶
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Declan McManus: international art thief
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Declan McManus: international art thief
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
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green bay packer hall of fame, football player statue, angle 1, green bay avenue, green bay, wisconsin, 1992
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
green bay packer hall of fame, football player statue, angle 1, green bay avenue, green bay, wisconsin, 1992
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there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number
"You know what they were looking for? They were looking for Mr. Beast’s number, which, strangely, I had," the California governor explained.
Newsom Reveals Son Accidentally Called Trump
The California governor said his kids wanted to talk to Mr. Beast.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number
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I would have called it yugioh card
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would have called it yugioh card
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
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I don't think the CFP committee will look favorably on kansas city if they lose this one
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't think the CFP committee will look favorably on kansas city if they lose this one
We're gonna blow this one lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We're gonna blow this one lol