Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy she poisoned so this other boy would go to town on her.
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy she poisoned so this other boy would go to town on her.
Watching The Darjeeling Limited for the first time in like 15 years 👍
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Watching The Darjeeling Limited for the first time in like 15 years 👍
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Not sure how this isn't the greatest two-year turnaround in CFB history. I have thought of all the ones that could even be plausible and they're not like this
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not sure how this isn't the greatest two-year turnaround in CFB history. I have thought of all the ones that could even be plausible and they're not like this
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remember when you'd see weird pics online and look at em like, Wow why would anyone take the time to make this? it's not about A Meme, it's the death of expression and how cheerfully accepting it as a bygone conclusion, to the point that Making things no longer even occurs to you, is deeply pathetic
whatever happened to the real art of using adobe premiere to cut together a shitty meme? I mean what have we BECOME??!
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
remember when you'd see weird pics online and look at em like, Wow why would anyone take the time to make this? it's not about A Meme, it's the death of expression and how cheerfully accepting it as a bygone conclusion, to the point that Making things no longer even occurs to you, is deeply pathetic
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
look at my guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
lmao holy shit duke won
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
lmao holy shit duke won
I still can't believe we're getting a Will Arnett Oscar play. What a world.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I still can't believe we're getting a Will Arnett Oscar play. What a world.
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we need to bring back the computers man
One thing I am watching for in the next 16 hours: If Duke wins, does that strengthen Miami's playoff case? Pretty good chance, imo, with the committee wanting to avoid the constitutional crisis of leaving out an autonomy conference
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
we need to bring back the computers man
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
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“college football teams shouldn’t be punished in the rankings if they lose a conference title game” listen to what you are saying and imagine if that standard were applied to any other sport lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“college football teams shouldn’t be punished in the rankings if they lose a conference title game” listen to what you are saying and imagine if that standard were applied to any other sport lol
every time I hear about Julian Sayin on Ohio State, I hear Julie Insane. That would be a pretty sick stage name for a punk singer imo.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every time I hear about Julian Sayin on Ohio State, I hear Julie Insane. That would be a pretty sick stage name for a punk singer imo.
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This Alabama team is considerably less of a national title contender than either Notre Dame or Miami. Not especially debatable imo. Over BYU, yeah, but not the other two
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This Alabama team is considerably less of a national title contender than either Notre Dame or Miami. Not especially debatable imo. Over BYU, yeah, but not the other two
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
I have only had the sec title game on for a few minutes, but uhhhhh I think Alabama might be not that good
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have only had the sec title game on for a few minutes, but uhhhhh I think Alabama might be not that good
I hate life
Hahahaha the crazy thing is Miami is going to have plenty of cap space and GAM to retool their roster. This isn’t like the Galaxy situation by any means
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I hate life
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the leader of a college republican group at OU says that the quality of Samantha Fulnecky's essay was "indefensible" and that the trans grad student who graded it graded it correctly: www.kswo.com/2025/12/05/p...
‘The professor was right’: Oklahoma Republican college leader criticizes essay controversy
The chairman of the Oklahoma Federation of College Republicans is weighing in on controversy surrounding a failed essay submitted by a University of Oklahoma student.
www.kswo.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the leader of a college republican group at OU says that the quality of Samantha Fulnecky's essay was "indefensible" and that the trans grad student who graded it graded it correctly: www.kswo.com/2025/12/05/p...
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Happy for this guy and his family
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy for this guy and his family
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?