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Dylan
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I can't change. I'm like a chameleon, always a lizard.
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
jfc
Dodgers, RHP Edwin Díaz reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

(MLB x @CohnReznick)
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
🎶kiss my ass, New York: it's tennis night!🎶
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Declan McManus: international art thief
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Jfc eagles lmao
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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green bay packer hall of fame, football player statue, angle 1, green bay avenue, green bay, wisconsin, 1992
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hustin Jerbert
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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there's no reason for a non evil person to have mr. beast's number
"You know what they were looking for? They were looking for Mr. Beast’s number, which, strangely, I had," the California governor explained.
Newsom Reveals Son Accidentally Called Trump
The California governor said his kids wanted to talk to Mr. Beast.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I would have called it yugioh card
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
LMAO RIP BOZOS
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I don't think the CFP committee will look favorably on kansas city if they lose this one
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
lmao
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
WILL ANDERSON
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
We're gonna blow this one lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
DOINK
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Jalen. Pitre.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hahahaha holy shit
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Stroud goddamn
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
god the chop is just the fucking worst lol
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
don't think I've ever actually encountered a water bed, still pretty sure they exist only as plot points in movies and tv shows
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM