Eric Buchman
@ebuchman.bsky.social
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Dad to 3, TV writer to thee (Grey’s Anatomy, Drop Dead Diva, Blindspot, among countless unproduced scripts) #WGA https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2527230/
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Hi. I’m Eric. Writer of the medium formerly known as television. My current project is an audio drama for Audible (non-IP, based on an original idea of mine), set to be released sometime in the very near future. My next project after that is…who knows! Will linear time even continue exist anymore!?!
ebuchman.bsky.social
SETI - Search for Extra Treats to Ingest?
ebuchman.bsky.social
I assume we already used enhanced interrogation tactics on these two to find out what they know and when did they know it
Iconic black and white photograph from the end of WWII showing a sailor and woman (who turns out didn’t even know each other) kissing in Times Square amid spontaneous celebration after being informed the war is over
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What's really weird is when they're casting the "person in chair" as a supporting character they DO go out of their way to get the most expressive people to make those scenes pop.

But at least they were able to shoot out Rebecca Ferguson's "literally just a floating head" scenes in one day!
ebuchman.bsky.social
Just watched the trailer and... CP spends the entire movie in a chair? Staring at screens? Yelling at other people to do things?! It's a stealth sequel to Ice Cube's WAR OF THE WORLDS!
ebuchman.bsky.social
AI dudes hear the song “Cat’s in the Cradle” and think “oh, cool, that’s the kinda dad I want to be!”
ebuchman.bsky.social
now that we got the girlfriend of the guy who founded antifa, can we please finally arrest:

- the parents of the 1st dude to go "deeez nutz"
- anyone who still yells "hashtag YOLO!" before jumping into a pool
- judgmental partners of Bronies who won't just let them be who they really are
- yuppies
ebuchman.bsky.social
YES. As a kid in the 80s, the only pro team in central Florida that people actually liked was the Tampa Bay Rowdies. (Bucs sucked, and the Rays and Magic didn't exist yet...) The Rowdies were, quite literally, the only game in town!
ebuchman.bsky.social
I'll re-post it again, but I'm NOT going to like it again (mostly because I'm still bitter you left anything Florida out of your AMERICAN GAME season finale...)
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rudell.bsky.social
Worst day for Diddy since the Spin City writers beat him and his crew in basketball at the Reebok Sports Club in like 1997.
ebuchman.bsky.social
This is the worst possible, least journalistic, framing for this story. I don’t care what the actual content of the piece is, it’s not getting a click from me.
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ebuchman.bsky.social
We really need to bring back the concept of “blood money” and how it’s, you know, bad
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alexwild.bsky.social
When the conservative party holds most positions of power, and nihilism/notoriety shooters target power, then the stochastic attacks will appear left-wing as a matter of course.
ebuchman.bsky.social
You can guest on mine!
ebuchman.bsky.social
Just remembered something an old boss of mine once said of narcissists: they can’t stand being around babies or at funerals, because they know they’re not the center of attention
ebuchman.bsky.social
Not sure who needs to hear this but your suspicions are right, your spouse IS cheating on you with your dry cleaner
ebuchman.bsky.social
Hours later, and it still won't let me change (in this case downgrade) my service. A result of so many people trying to do the same thing? An attempt by them to use technical difficulties to slow down cancellations? A mere coincidence?
ebuchman.bsky.social
Weird. Hulu won't let me manage my account in any way. (And trying to modify my bundle on Disney+ sends me back to Hulu)
ebuchman.bsky.social
Military snipers are also part of the government’s “toolbox,” right? Because this @nytimes.com headline seems to suggest any tool in the toolbox is fair game in the name of “efficacy,” without distinction…
NYTimes headline that reads “Trump Administration Wields Its Full Toolbox to Bring Media to Heel” with a subhead “ABC’s decision to “indefinitely” suspend Jimmy Kimmel’a late-night talk show illuminates the administration’s efficacy so far.”
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ebuchman.bsky.social
I really hope this is Disney testing the water for its own version of space jam
Billboard in Los Angeles for a Disney/Hulu/ESPN bundle that features images of Stitch and a Xenomorph adjacent to professional athletes
ebuchman.bsky.social
I really hope this is Disney testing the water for its own version of space jam
Billboard in Los Angeles for a Disney/Hulu/ESPN bundle that features images of Stitch and a Xenomorph adjacent to professional athletes
ebuchman.bsky.social
wait until the new construction work at Animal Kingdom stumbles upon actual dinosaur fossils
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fakepresidents.bsky.social
Cut for time from our WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025) episode. After the passings of Julian McMahon and Hulk Hogan, Ben and Eric ask what does it REALLY mean to "die in Clearwater"? Which then leads to a new game: Scientologist or Pro wrestler?!