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Pączki will have to be close enough, I'm afraid
Happy Mardi Gras! Here’s your true king.
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Happy to report this film passes the Bechdel test with flying colors
This Friday the 13th let us reflect upon the 2023 film Slotherhouse
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Feel like maybe NBC ought to rethink one of these...
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Always forget doubles luge is a thing. What a silly sport
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I have such irrational hatred for Mack Hollins. What a fuckin dweeb
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Drake Maye YOU 🫵 played like absolute dogshit lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Instant classic of an image via Getty
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Today's theme song gave me psychic damage
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Maize > corn
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
LETS GOOOO
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I would....go for that?
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Do the Germans have a word for getting drunk on a Monday night and watching war documentaries and getting really emotional about how fucked up humanity can be
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The Lions already get to ruin Thanksgiving every year; it isn't fair that they get to ruin Christmas as well
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This halftime show
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Holy shit that was a great thud
December 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Blake Corum dusting Jack Campbell in the open field, what year is it...
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I uh, have heard tea that Sherrone is currently in jail... sorry for the rumor
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fuck it let Dusty coach football
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🙅 Catholic
💁 Catholepistemiad
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is the best team I've ever seen right now
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
13-10 👀
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thats (so close to) how you fucking do it lads
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
???
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM