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Eva
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(A-va) 🏳️‍⚧️ Bay Area 🌁
She/They
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
New Blondshell slaps
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you see this post/repost/whatever with your favorite Cold War aircraft.

SR71. Fastest aircraft ever made (that we know of). It would leak fuel on the ground because of panel gaps. At altitude and speed the airframe would heat up and seal the gaps.
September 12, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I’m going home unexpectedly with more socks than I left with, for the second day in a row. Which isn’t weird, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
August 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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cis folks, understand that seeing "gender identity is real" so clearly stated in the court's opinion feels really, really good.

this will save lives. i am likely to cry before you read this post.
BREAKING: Federal judge rules that Florida’s ban on gender-affirming medical care for minors and many of its restrictions on similar adult care are unconstitutional. More to come at Law Dork. www.lawdork.com
June 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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when we transition we create art from and with ourselves that is 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵. it is the reforming of clay, the firing of glass, the burst of paint on canvas. being realized in a world that couldn't imagine something as breathtaking as you.
to do: make art and be hot
May 31, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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“why do gays get a whole month” in the future we’ll have the whole year calm down
June 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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happy pride month, it is now ILLEGAL to be cishet 🙅‍♀️
June 2, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Bluey is good, but real heads remember the OG cartoon with the blue dog
June 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO MAKE A LOCK HIM UP JOKE, STAY IN LINE.
May 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Saw someone unicycling in the park at 11:30 on a Wednesday night. You go person, live your best life
May 30, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Shoutout to the woman who brought her ceramic coffee mug (coffee included) to the DMV, I want to manifest that energy.
May 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Discord changing the mobile app again? I mean, I preferred discord dms the classic way to begin with, but make up your mind!
May 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Watched the Blue Angels in IMAX last night. Very much a propaganda film. But the PLANES holy shit seeing precision formation flying IMAX, inches apart, my jaw dropped. It was amazing. Very much like planes go zoom and boom, do not like military industrial complex.
May 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Walking out of the pharmacy with a grocery bag full of injections supplies. The pharmacist gave me the *big* bag.
May 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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women, women, women. have we noticed this folks. holy hell
May 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Love seeing more Boeing planes failing. This time a 747-400 engine catching fire on takeoff. Normally I’d say “not great, but it’s designed to handle that”. BUT WHO FUCKING KNOWS AT THIS POINT. I expect a 3rd whistleblower to be found dead shortly
May 17, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Turns out I really like mecha anime. I’m absolutely shocked by this development (looks at name) oh…
May 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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May 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
T38 doing some sightseeing in the bay today
May 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Rewatched the OG Battle Royale for the first time in years. Great movie, ending is fucking weird.
May 5, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Installing update 3/? for the cars infotainment system. Honestly give me a head unit that does CarPlay and I’m set.
May 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Seeing the Change Healthcare cyberattack was caused by lack of MFA. lol. Lmao even. I feel bad for those affected but cmooon MFA should be standard now.
May 1, 2024 at 8:03 PM