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Robin | she/her | 36 | DEI Fanfic Author (canon) | MILF (Man I Love Falcons) | Political Refugee (TX -> OR) and very angry about it
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@einherjarvalk.bsky.social
· Sep 26
Einherjar Creative
Brushwork by Robin Briseño
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I now have a gallery website for my miniatures! It's like my own little CamoSpecs, but with BJ-1s and hookers.
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me when I'm trying to understand polyamory
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
me when I'm trying to understand polyamory
"we need AI to process the number of job applications we get because Indeed et al make it too easy"
no what needs to happen is for job boards to lock you out after making 5-10 applications in a day, because anything more than that drives the applicant into a frothing blood rage over applications
no what needs to happen is for job boards to lock you out after making 5-10 applications in a day, because anything more than that drives the applicant into a frothing blood rage over applications
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"we need AI to process the number of job applications we get because Indeed et al make it too easy"
no what needs to happen is for job boards to lock you out after making 5-10 applications in a day, because anything more than that drives the applicant into a frothing blood rage over applications
no what needs to happen is for job boards to lock you out after making 5-10 applications in a day, because anything more than that drives the applicant into a frothing blood rage over applications
I'm sorry, you need my *college transcript, from a decade ago* for a part-time, unbenefited, minimum wage job?
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm sorry, you need my *college transcript, from a decade ago* for a part-time, unbenefited, minimum wage job?
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
genuinely hate this shit so much, stop wasting my time and just spit out the answer
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
genuinely hate this shit so much, stop wasting my time and just spit out the answer
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Expressive Byleth ✏️
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Expressive Byleth ✏️
modern catholics really are just people who want to larp as 40K Black Templars without being called cringe
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
modern catholics really are just people who want to larp as 40K Black Templars without being called cringe
an entire administration operating on the vibes of that one Five Finger Death Punch song that's about committing murder-suicide
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts n.pr/3M48mr2
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. Military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formally known as the Boy Scouts
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
an entire administration operating on the vibes of that one Five Finger Death Punch song that's about committing murder-suicide
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Also: General Thomas gave a hard-ass quote. “Mix em up. I’m tired of states’ rights” is an all-timer
April 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Also: General Thomas gave a hard-ass quote. “Mix em up. I’m tired of states’ rights” is an all-timer
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Well cat's outta the bag. I made a "sfw" version of Sae.
Honestly I just made her hotter this way.
Honestly I just made her hotter this way.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Well cat's outta the bag. I made a "sfw" version of Sae.
Honestly I just made her hotter this way.
Honestly I just made her hotter this way.
Aces update: Star Captain Sender took my Commander's Eris -2N out of action, so I'm sending him the remains of half his Star with a little note attached for the rematch.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Aces update: Star Captain Sender took my Commander's Eris -2N out of action, so I'm sending him the remains of half his Star with a little note attached for the rematch.
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Hey folks, I'm going to open this up further to anyone who can complete the online course & show me their certificate.
As long as the shipping name matches the certificate, I'll honor this until Feb 14, 2026.
Show the Cert, Send the Address, Stop the Bleed!
As long as the shipping name matches the certificate, I'll honor this until Feb 14, 2026.
Show the Cert, Send the Address, Stop the Bleed!
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hey folks, I'm going to open this up further to anyone who can complete the online course & show me their certificate.
As long as the shipping name matches the certificate, I'll honor this until Feb 14, 2026.
Show the Cert, Send the Address, Stop the Bleed!
As long as the shipping name matches the certificate, I'll honor this until Feb 14, 2026.
Show the Cert, Send the Address, Stop the Bleed!
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October 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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thank you Capitol Armory, very cool
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
thank you Capitol Armory, very cool
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I went to the house of super degenerate elves and everyone there knew you
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I went to the house of super degenerate elves and everyone there knew you
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Fixed for the present age.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fixed for the present age.
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1860 / 2025
👁 MIND YOUR EYE 👁
👁 MIND YOUR EYE 👁
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
1860 / 2025
👁 MIND YOUR EYE 👁
👁 MIND YOUR EYE 👁
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November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
as his flesh begins to char, RFK Jr's head pops off, sprouting a sextet of spindly, insectoid limbs as it does. over the screams of observers, you vaguely hear it muttering "seed oils" and "felching" before it scutters off into the night, a horror now lying in wait to terrorize a new generation
look I’ve been pretty vocal about the major enablers of this regime being tried and hanged for their crimes in ‘29, but in the interest of public health I think we gotta burn RFK like in The Thing or he’s just gonna be reanimated by the worm
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
as his flesh begins to char, RFK Jr's head pops off, sprouting a sextet of spindly, insectoid limbs as it does. over the screams of observers, you vaguely hear it muttering "seed oils" and "felching" before it scutters off into the night, a horror now lying in wait to terrorize a new generation