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Elah
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twenty first cen-t'ry schi-zoid traaaaaaan

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the artistic leaps I've made with the empty-ish time during bouts of underemployment the last couple years have been so large even with the overwhelming stress that joblessness feels like an IRL civ v dark age policy
ever consider the biggest block for creativity isnt capability but time, as in the time i waste every day toiling in the spreadsheet mines so i can afford to survive another month? during lockdown i got a stupid amount of creative output done. almost like your economic system hinders artists
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this is a notice to all you gentlemen out there, The Caves are totally safe and my roommates are out so i can host :)
A being of ethereal beauty that doesnt leave footprints in fresh snow keeps trying to lure me into The Caves. Dont wait up, bozos, ya boy about to get his dick SUCKED
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
there's a certain historical scene from a previous fascist downfall this evokes and i gotta tell ya brother i don't think i'd be satisfied to see it displaced onto a building for the sake of a g rating
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
frank welker dying is gonna be a lost technology moment for humanity
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
you guys thought you were doing this in dobson's 90s and you created the traumatized millennials who are the power base for the socialist movement currently beating you even in the elections you're trying to rig
“We can defeat the left by outbreeding them,” Johnson says, “we’re the only ones that anyone wants to have sex with. Have you met a lib? They’re hideous”
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
need a man to softly kiss the crown of my head while clutching my face so tightly to his sternum that i am slightly oxygen deprived and then give me $20,000
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
it's really fucking funny that this guy financed steven soderbergh's Bubble (2005) and The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?

R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it really does speak to how pervasive and extreme transphobia has gotten in this country that i have to go to work
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i just recently revisted the bbc pride and prejudice and it's one of the most sharply drawn portraits of suburban range rover authenticrats i've ever seen
The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
some joanna newsom scholarship for your wednesday evening

megacritic.follyof.men#20251203-liv...
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i get the rhetorical utility of referring to spotify as "access to all the recorded music in history" but that elides that it's not true! never mind bandcamp microscenes, normies know about vaporwave and berghain and the foundational texts of both have never streamed. critical history just missing!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
if i were in movies i would be on a single-minded and ludicrously horny quest to bring chest hair back
OK speaking of Quentin Tarantino, what body part would YOU be a pervert about if you directed a movie?
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i hear coldplay playing whenever i look at this photo
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
dub techno
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
thinking about the massive and imarguable short, medium, and long-term good that would be done to the entire world by $77 billion in direct cash reparations split evenly among every living trans person
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
remember when hillary was like "i also have hot sauce in my bag, swag"
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
every time a check comes out to the nаzi number at work i get to thinking that we oughta knock off a cent to avoid it like buildings missing a 13th floor
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my roommate didn't know what grimes' deal was beyond elon musk and her occasional tumblr viraity way back when so i pulled up this video and she barely lasted 20 seconds before making me turn it off youtu.be/mjZ0HQA-SSM?...
grimes oversharing in interviews compilation
YouTube video by Kitty Ess
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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you either die as a subby horny praise kink doll or live long enough to see yourself become a disheveled and disinterested older woman who puts her cigarettes out on younger girls because they ask nicely and you dont really care anymore
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
when you have the time and gas to sit back and watch the defroster gradually crack and slough off a six-inch wintery mix pileup by itself >>>>>>>>
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"celebrity dj set" is such a waste of an unlimited set & setting budget. hire an orchestra to play in a big circle around you. a jazz combo! an american primitive guy for chrissakes!! figures that not even the drug that makes you feel maximally connected can inspire these people to human connection
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If you press the right button combo in the first stage of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Dr Eggman will turn his life over to Christ
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM