Elastickman
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Elastickman
@elastickman.com
34, NZ, Is yaboi maha just fuckin around on this app, magic the gathering, d&d, ttrpgs, art, can't think of anything else off the top of my head yeah
Ive seen someone call Expedition 33 'qualityslop' and I am infuriated with how malleable language is as a whole
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I beat Path of Pain on a DANCE PAD ♡
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There are too many tiktoks
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
oh word, new episode of The Amazing Digital Circus
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I drew a fishsona everyone should do one
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ME: I have like hundreds of games on my steam, I should really play them
ALSO ME: this new game is like 10 bucks, and its a roguelike? fkn sign me UP man (I'll never play it)
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I can't remember the name of a song or the artist that sings it, and I can only kinda remember the tone and it's fuckin KILLING me dawg
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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@remedy.bsky.social the blog I mentioned, specifically the stuff he thinks is useful worldbuilding. He's also here on bsky @bretdevereaux.bsky.social
Resources for World-Builders
Since the WordPress archives are far from the easiest thing to navigate and it can be difficult to find what you are looking for even though it is, I am putting together a couple of ‘index&#8…
acoup.blog
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
after bitching about how hot its been for the last two-three weeks, its a lil nippy tonight aye
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
People keep saying dumb shit on the internet and I wanna reply but they are clearly bots saying shit that is annoying on purpose
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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anyway
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I LOVE CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S BACK FUCK
IT’S CHRISTMAS RAT
NOT ENOUGH ENTHUASISM FOR CHRISTMAS RAT
HE’S OVERSTIMULATED
AND HE WILL STARE INTO THE ABYSS
BECAUSE THIS YEAR
WRECKED HIS SHIT
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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we've banned young people from public places by penalty of getting hit by a car, now let's ban them from the internet.

why are these damn kids so dependent and socially awkward.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
tried drawing on my tablet for a couple minutes after like 4 months of not really drawing at all and all the hard work and talent of my life has fully left my body. just gone now. did it ever exist? fuck my stupid baka life
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have started playing Pokemon Go again
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
finally got around to setting up NVIDIA broadcast to remove background noise in my audio, no more maha chair sounds on discord and stream :(
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
MAKE SURE DOOR BITCHES
I am polling the entire internet - what do you think this note says when you first look at it?
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM