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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry but the actual way to fix the New Zealand economy is to have like 10 of you spend all of your time helping me to get rich so I can splash cash everywhere and revive all my favourite Wellington businesses because Ive got no reason to hoard wealth but a million people demanding I make more stuff

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 1d

I decided to check how much money I've spent on Magic the Gathering and I fully regret doing that now

Elastickman @elastickman.com · 1d

tried an ice cream spider with lift. turns out wasn't very good aye

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 1d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 2d

I crave a wheely thing with a lot of nooks

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Grey 🐷 🎗🍉 @xxgreycloudxx.bsky.social · 2d

I suppose I’ll be a good noodle and post some more uwu; imtrying- anyways! This was my first revenge for the year! This eggman-looking wizard man belongs to @elastickman.com
Had a lot of fun lighting this piece and GOSHHHH IM SO PROUD OF THE HAAAAANDDDD!!
#artfight #teamcrystal #dnd #wizard

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🦌 @olmewe.com · 15d

i'm not stepmania i'm the mania who stepped up

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 16d

I wanna play 2XKO but I think it will try to trick me into playing League, like everything Riot Games tries to do

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 18d

im so tilted I wanted to go to both

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🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open @wysticlipse.art · 18d

🌟🕯️🔮Bluesky mods fuck off and stop caving to shitty CEOs🌟🕯️🔮

Likes charge reskeets cast

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 18d

I played golf with friends and now im tilted as fuck

Elastickman @elastickman.com · 18d

Your secret is safe because in a natural forgetter

Elastickman @elastickman.com · 19d

Let's fucking GOOOOOO

Veselekov @veselekov.bsky.social · 20d

Trailer for our new #inidegame called Penguin Colony! We are collaborating with Lenval Brown (Disco Elysium, Ultrakill) to bring this unique re-imagining to life

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylG...

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clampshell 💜✨【EN VTUBER】 @clampshell.bsky.social · 19d

gonna stream later rather than my usual slot 👋 i got chores to catch up on, see ya

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Blorg³ @blorgblorgbl.org · 22d

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 23d

NZ artists, my pockets are a little bit flush and im extremely poor with my money. Anyone making stickers? I want some more

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · Sep 8

Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.

Blood Vessels Found in T. rex Bones Rewrite What We Know About Dinosaurs

Researchers uncovered blood vessels in Scotty, the largest T. rex fossil. High-powered x-rays revealed mineralized tissues that deepen our understanding of dinosaur biology. Although much of modern pa...

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · Sep 8

I am alive and on the internet !!

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · Sep 1

Bluesky growth discourse

Goddamn it. Alt Text will always humble me in how stupid these memes I make are.
A comic book panel in which Spider-Man tells a pterodactyl man that if he has the technology to rewrite DNA, he could cure cancer. “But I don’t want to cure cancer,” the pterodactyl man says. “I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”

The dialogue boxes have been changed to "you're using Bluesky to post pictures of sexy Watto? You could be making the site profitable for investors." and "I don't want to make the site profitable for investors. I want to post pictures of sexy Watto"

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Ben Gracewood @ben.gracewood.nz · Aug 20

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · Aug 28

I feel like I can never judge bc I'm big big into blowing paychecks on mtg but godd

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Elastickman @elastickman.com · Aug 28

Am I wrong for not liking labubus? Or am I just not the target audience

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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · Aug 15

Sometimes when you make a genre story, people say stuff like ‘this plot is very cliche’ yes, the writer understands the genre they are working in. Perhaps you should stay to see if they are going to use it to surprise you?

Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · Aug 15

WARNING: This user regularly references TV Tropes. Are you sure you want to read their takes on narrative?

[NO]
[GOOD GOD, NO]

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Aug 15

it's insane that for basically my entire adult life every election has been The Most Important Election and to save democracy we all have to abandon our principles and play nice with fascists and vote for a guy everybody hates. and now here we are and it turns out none of that saved democracy anyway

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