Blorg³
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the shot at the moon still falls short of the stars
she/her
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personal site at https://blorgblorgbl.org/about/
she/her
on fediverse at https://wretched.zone/@blorgblorgblorg
personal site at https://blorgblorgbl.org/about/
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Hey who ordered the horses with dog mouths. Nobody? Really? Well I already came all the way here so you might as well take em anyway
March 6, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Hey who ordered the horses with dog mouths. Nobody? Really? Well I already came all the way here so you might as well take em anyway
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two dates? no problem 😎
February 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
two dates? no problem 😎
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On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
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January 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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no man it's fine we can both go on night watch together, out along the westerly wall, I'll bring a good lantern, I won't get scared [three hours later] urrgh I hate it [shivers violently shaking my halberd] [visibly googling "sea peoples real or fake"]
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
no man it's fine we can both go on night watch together, out along the westerly wall, I'll bring a good lantern, I won't get scared [three hours later] urrgh I hate it [shivers violently shaking my halberd] [visibly googling "sea peoples real or fake"]
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She's still altering your dress. Please come back later.
January 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
She's still altering your dress. Please come back later.
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buny's gotta keep those ears warm
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
buny's gotta keep those ears warm
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Getzlaf Waggle Triple Berry Cereal (2013-2013): Sweetened multi-grain flakes with pieces of dried strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Released in Canada to honor slotback Chris Getzlaf, of the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Getzlaf Waggle Triple Berry Cereal (2013-2013): Sweetened multi-grain flakes with pieces of dried strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Released in Canada to honor slotback Chris Getzlaf, of the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders
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for anyone seeking just a spark of joy today anywhere on planet earth, Rocket Bunny just debuted an Choro-Q R32 kit for a Suzuki Twin for TAS 2026 and, well, it’s sort of incredible and literally perfect
www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...
www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
for anyone seeking just a spark of joy today anywhere on planet earth, Rocket Bunny just debuted an Choro-Q R32 kit for a Suzuki Twin for TAS 2026 and, well, it’s sort of incredible and literally perfect
www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...
www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...
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Belle discovered a blanket cave last night
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Belle discovered a blanket cave last night
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January 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
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fractal carbon structure vibrating in a fatherly tone: ha ha. that's right, billy. take home as many eggs as your little ovipositor can hold. and to you at home, always remember: [comforting, wise ululation]
terran rocket trucker watching this on the dashboard tv: it's really the same all over, huh
terran rocket trucker watching this on the dashboard tv: it's really the same all over, huh
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
fractal carbon structure vibrating in a fatherly tone: ha ha. that's right, billy. take home as many eggs as your little ovipositor can hold. and to you at home, always remember: [comforting, wise ululation]
terran rocket trucker watching this on the dashboard tv: it's really the same all over, huh
terran rocket trucker watching this on the dashboard tv: it's really the same all over, huh