Elena Passarello
@elenavox.bsky.social
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mondomascots.bsky.social
Hatton, a sentient aerial view of a spilled bowl of soup, is the mascot for Tome City. The ingredients in the soup are local produce, and the spillage is in the shape of the city.
A white blob with big eyes and a beak is standing on a red carpet and wearing green boots and a red soup bowl hat.
elenavox.bsky.social
We're finally watching The Righteous Gemstones and it is the most South Carolina show I've ever seen...specifically Low Country AF Just caught a reference to PLUFF MUD, for godssake!
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
elenavox.bsky.social
True evangelism! Thank you for your service.
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legroff.bsky.social
Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.
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tinhouse.bsky.social
SPRING forward into your writing goals and FALL in love with PDX during your stay at the 2025 Tin House General Fall Residency. The vibrant arts scene and dedicated writing time will give your manuscript just the boost it needs!

Apply by April 7th: tinhouse.com/workshop/res...
An advertisement for a writing residency. Text reads: 2025 Tin House Fall Residencies, General, Apply Today!
elenavox.bsky.social
(also now I'm sad that the great WTK won't be there!)
elenavox.bsky.social
I just sent the most Den Mother email to the grad students in my program who are heading to LA, expressing the same thing. Then I went to the store and bought myself protein bars and trail mix and tuna snack packs. #dontAWPhangry
toddkaneko.bsky.social
I’m not at AWP in LA this year but here is my unsolicited advice: no there will not be food available at that reading later so you should just stop now and eat something.
elenavox.bsky.social
Come experiment with me (and some AMAZING guests) this May! I promise to look much older than I do in the photo below!
offassignment.bsky.social
NEW OA COURSE!

"Writing the Experimental Essay," led by @elenavox.bsky.social w guest authors Lawrence Lenhart, Hanif Abdurraqib, @paisleyrekdal.bsky.social & Sarah Minor will help your bring non-traditional projects to life.

Learn more and sign up at buff.ly/qweuO2D
elenavox.bsky.social
Shakin' and twitchin like I was smokin'
elenavox.bsky.social
FRIDAY UPDATE:
1) They were playing "the Humpty Dance" at the convenience store and nobody wanted to do the dance with me.

2) My MarchXness essay from 2019's Goth tournament gets the Second Chanceness treatment today! I've been loving reading everyone's work so far this March.
marchxness.bsky.social
"Nick Cave is still someone worth writing about."

On 3/7 we bring back @elenavox.bsky.social's essay on Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' "Red Right Hand": marchxness.com/2xness-cave/
elenavox.bsky.social
This video is AWESOME.
And that's to say nothing of Scarlet Joe Handsome! 😍
elenavox.bsky.social
Nuthin' says March 1 like the kickoff of an Xness enterprise! And this is the best anthology title ever.

Give @marchxness.bsky.social a follow to join in on all the music writing chatter!
splitlippress.com
This is the longest we've kept a secret project secret: SLP is proud to be the home for HIT REPEAT UNTIL I HATE MUSIC: THE MARCH XNESS ANTHOLOGY, collated by the Official @marchxness.bsky.social Selection Committee (@angermonsoon.bsky.social + @meganc.bsky.social) and forthcoming on 3/31/26!
WELCOME MARCH XNESS! This image is of the corny, old-style Publishers Marketplace announcement that "HIT REPEAT UNTIL I HATE MUSIC: The March Xness Anthology" by Ander Monson and Megan Campbell, cofounders of March Xness, will be published by Split/Lip Press in March 2026. A collection of essays spanning 8 tournaments from 40 contributors, the anthology includes writers Matt Bell, Danielle Evans, Elisa Gabbert, Raquel Gutierrez, and Elena Passarello, among others.
elenavox.bsky.social
"SPEEDWAY...stars Nancy Sinatra, as a blonde, and Mr. Presley with hair dyed black, and it has to do with stock car racing....The movie has some high lunatic moments —[including] when a waitress at a drive-in hamburger stand begins to sob over a side order of tomatoes."
elenavox.bsky.social
Should add that Renata Adler is:
1) a cranky goddess

2) not a Boomer

3) the writer of the Times' review for Elvis's 27th movie, 1968's SPEEDWAY (then she wrote a book called SPEEDBOAT...coincidence?!?!)
elenavox.bsky.social
"Renata Adler wrote, 'It’s perfect, you, Lorne, a legacy for Lillian,' a cryptic reference possibly to longtime New Yorker writer Lillian Ross." Oh, to be in such company on a runaway reply-all train.

nymag.com/intelligence...
The Lorne Michaels Book-Event Thread Is the Reply-All Disaster We Need
Susan Morrison’s invitation quickly went haywire, thanks to some boomer journalists and Tina Fey.
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elenavox.bsky.social
We're talking about these Bohemian wonders on this week's LiveWire...you know who doesn't have to wait around for zone permits? BEAVERS.
bengoldfarb.bsky.social
The viral Czech beaver story is terrific because it’s a perfect distillation of the grand beaver narrative: the world’s most ingenious rodents, acting without our awareness or authorization, engineering wetlands whose ecological value far exceeds anything humans could dream up. We don’t deserve ‘em.
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We didn't want to put that fine a point on it, so we went with Earth, Wind and Fire
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David and I went through a car wash while a Disco song played on the radio, which is, I believe, the middle aged version of clubbing.