The Keeper
elfb0y.bsky.social
The Keeper
@elfb0y.bsky.social
Some days, I feel like a zombie.
Age: 29
Pronouns: They/Its
AroAce, Agender
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February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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i think every executive at microsoft and nvidia should be in prison with 200 consecutive life sentences
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Batman would hate you
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Jill Valentine artwork by Tsukasa Jun!

#CAPCOM #ResidentEvil #artwork #BioHazard #JillValentine
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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What's that you say!

It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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I think my sense of humor might be totally cooked because this has no right to be cracking me up this badly
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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artist! quote with your fanart!
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.

Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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| Happy Black History Month |
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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People who believe in “Ethical AI” must also believe in warm refrigerators, edible toxic waste, and billionaires who prefer to fuck adults.
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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i just can't get over how much bad shit we're learning has been connected to epstein and his circle this whole time. the culture war, the demonization of trans women, /pol/, even the rise of microtransactions in games?? all of it connects to mr. pedophile island??? lazy fucking villain writing
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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get it right
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Maybe it’s the 2000s kid in me but god Spider-Man 2 really was that damn good huh
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 AM