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Elisabeth Hobbes author
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Writes Romantic Historicals as Elisabeth Hobbes & historical romantasy with the J. Teaches KS1. Powered by Tea. Autistic. An abomination unto Nuggan. She/her
Books available here
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This time of year is crazy for teachers because we’re either marking stacks of assessments or making the set for the Christmas play. #teachers
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... my eldest made the news!
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November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Moose is one of the funniest people around. We have one of his drawings (Tristram Venn). Check him out.
I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Pope-ular!
You’re gonna be pope-ular!
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A very good Greek takeaway. Firstborn is home for the night so feeding him up on gyros. What would you have? #takeaway
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes you write a book that you think (hope) people will love, then it doesn’t sell. This is mine. Maybe it’s just to niche, but if you like the sound of it, give it a try. Or buy it for the musicals loving autistic person in your life. mybook.to/MyFairLord #books #musicals #genderswap
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Teen 1 is coming home for a fleeting visit so I need to tidy the house.
I also need to shop.
I want to write (I need to check a ms for my editor).

I might reward myself by watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on iPlayer this evening.
#saturdaymood #weekend
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Young Bob 🥰 #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Waiting for Bowie and Jagger to start dancing in the street… #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My class got their cube harvest today so we all wore pjs/oodies, cuddled soft toys and watched Kiki’s Delivery Service. One of the reasons I love teaching. 🥰 #teaching #schools #studioghibli
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This evening I walked the dogs (in the rain), made dinner, batch made soup, hung washing out and put other washing away, and did some writing. I have no idea how I’ve been so productive but I hope it lasts! #tuesdaymood
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My cake is a bad cake. Should have taken 50-60 minutes in the air fryer. Was in for about 90 and still raw. 😫

I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.

#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mashed potato is the most triggering thing to cook. I must have washed my hands every 30 seconds. 😫 #food #cooking #sensoryissues
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.

1. Reading.
2. Tea
3. Maltesers.
4. Dogs.
5. Spa days.
6. Studio Ghibli.
7. Dogs.
8. Cats.
9. Thai green curry.
10. Art galleries.
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.

1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:

1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Roe a reer, a remale reer.
these are roe deer by the way
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It is scarily wet and windy so my dog refuses to go for a wee in the back garden unless I turned on the outside light and went with her. 🥶 #dogs
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Did she just sing ‘There’s no one left to finger’? #totp
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
An autocorrect message about the trials of teaching on Children in Need day when everyone wears accessories means that Pudsey will forever be known as Pissed Bear in my house. #teaching
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Well that can get to fuck and back! #friday #exercise
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Rehearsing the astronauts’ dance for our Christmas play with a space theme. I told them to take a step forward, then added. ‘Just a small one, not a giant leap.’ and NONE of them got it. I’m wasted on six year olds. 😤 #teachers
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Zombie Bond.

Zombondie.
VAMPIRE JAMES BOND
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM