Elizabeth🜆
@elizajoku.bsky.social
I'm here to read things, occasionally I'll say something knowledgeable. Living in the cornfields west of Chicagoland. I do science as a job. Unitarian Universalist. She/her. 🏳️🌈
What if "you get richer as you get older" is actually just "you live as long as your money holds out"?
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What if "you get richer as you get older" is actually just "you live as long as your money holds out"?
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listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
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The only response is, "So you're saying service members SHOULD comply with illegal orders?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only response is, "So you're saying service members SHOULD comply with illegal orders?"
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Crowd has not dispersed. Please come rose Ave St. Paul
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Crowd has not dispersed. Please come rose Ave St. Paul
@bsky.app
When I click on someone's profile and scroll their posts, their bio stays frozen at the top, so I can't even read one full post because the screen in 3/4 bio, header, pfp etc. What gives?
When I click on someone's profile and scroll their posts, their bio stays frozen at the top, so I can't even read one full post because the screen in 3/4 bio, header, pfp etc. What gives?
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@bsky.app
When I click on someone's profile and scroll their posts, their bio stays frozen at the top, so I can't even read one full post because the screen in 3/4 bio, header, pfp etc. What gives?
When I click on someone's profile and scroll their posts, their bio stays frozen at the top, so I can't even read one full post because the screen in 3/4 bio, header, pfp etc. What gives?
Space cat!
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Space cat!
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flawless star wars opinions from the governor of illinois
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
flawless star wars opinions from the governor of illinois
As a young teenager, the insane chemistry of leads was all I needed. Slightly confused bisexual yearning just overwhelmed any chance at looking at the show with any objectivity.
it was a constant battle between the insane chemistry of the leads & the blinding white-hot talent of vince gilligan & darin morgan versus the worst writing a freshman college student ever spun out after reading nikos kazantzakis & dostoevsky
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
As a young teenager, the insane chemistry of leads was all I needed. Slightly confused bisexual yearning just overwhelmed any chance at looking at the show with any objectivity.
We're out, calling the specialist surgeon tomorrow. 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We're out, calling the specialist surgeon tomorrow. 🙃
You can take the law student to the ER, but he's gonna keep trying to do homework.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You can take the law student to the ER, but he's gonna keep trying to do homework.
I am physically incapable of not investigating weird noises at work, but 80% of the time it's just AirGas delivering N2 and/or Ar. The other 20% of the time it's lawnmowers.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am physically incapable of not investigating weird noises at work, but 80% of the time it's just AirGas delivering N2 and/or Ar. The other 20% of the time it's lawnmowers.
Living out in the cornfields leads to some interesting sights. Today I saw a PT Cruiser with an International Harvester badge on the front grill.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Living out in the cornfields leads to some interesting sights. Today I saw a PT Cruiser with an International Harvester badge on the front grill.
The NTSB's preliminary report on the UPS 2976 crash looks an awful lot like American 191. The pictures from the surveillance are ones I had not seen before and are extremely clear. I would bet this is the end of the tri-jets.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The NTSB's preliminary report on the UPS 2976 crash looks an awful lot like American 191. The pictures from the surveillance are ones I had not seen before and are extremely clear. I would bet this is the end of the tri-jets.
Welp. Therapy is good, but sometimes your brain just does the thing anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Welp. Therapy is good, but sometimes your brain just does the thing anyway.
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A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
We have learned that Luna will tell us she's in pain by being an asshole. She's on gabapentin now and I have to call pet insurance to see what getting an MRI might cost. She's only like five and we think she has lower back pain.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We have learned that Luna will tell us she's in pain by being an asshole. She's on gabapentin now and I have to call pet insurance to see what getting an MRI might cost. She's only like five and we think she has lower back pain.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
The coffee shop on campus keeps asking my husband if he wants his quad shot of espresso iced. Wtf why would you order that?
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The coffee shop on campus keeps asking my husband if he wants his quad shot of espresso iced. Wtf why would you order that?
Ironically, ICE is migratory and is moving south to avoid things that make their livelihoods harder (Chicago's community and weather).
Charlotte is turning into Chicago in the course of a day. My husband went to work earlier this afternoon and was informed Hispanic staff were sent home due to an ICE raid around the block in which all the Hispanic employees were rounded up and arrested. Fuck ICE.
A Charlotte pastor said Border Patrol came into his church and made an arrest in front of children. They cried “a lot,” he said.
“We are trying to clean the property. We didn’t know this is gonna happen.”
#borderpatrol #charlotte #nc
“We are trying to clean the property. We didn’t know this is gonna happen.”
#borderpatrol #charlotte #nc
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ironically, ICE is migratory and is moving south to avoid things that make their livelihoods harder (Chicago's community and weather).
Two legged humanoid robots will be a liability, especially if full of early AI. There are physics reasons we drive cars and not mech suits.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Two legged humanoid robots will be a liability, especially if full of early AI. There are physics reasons we drive cars and not mech suits.
Watch this: I disagree with someone's take on a hot button issue on here, so I roll my eyes and post a picture of my cat.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Watch this: I disagree with someone's take on a hot button issue on here, so I roll my eyes and post a picture of my cat.
I still think about Neo's discussion with the Architect.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I still think about Neo's discussion with the Architect.
It says a lot about capitalism that porn is what the payment processors are banning while sports gambling and speculation on meme coins are doing far more harm.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It says a lot about capitalism that porn is what the payment processors are banning while sports gambling and speculation on meme coins are doing far more harm.