Bill Danse Macabre
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They’re always trying to make it look fake and telling me they’re going to kill me
Every time I drive through town or down the interstate, people slow down beside me and take pictures. Is there something wrong with my car?
People forget how big he was. David Boy opened for him at least once
No absolutely not we deserve it
I’d love to go a year without a star player getting hurt in the offseason
Vandy gonna beat our asses too
Think I’ll go make some smores with wife and son.
Shit we don’t even get that at home
Where was the illegal man downfield
bama lineman lined up offsides but oh well
We about to get our shit pushed in aren’t we
That’s the float you’re going to ride atop as homecoming king
Smiling Jeff Epstein Force Ghost
Why would they bring James Franklin on
That classic Atlantic Coast school, Cal
Actually no it was a terrible idea to begin with
Movie night at son’s daycare was a good idea in theory, but the execution is chaos
Need some good quarter Roy pants
Son has started saying “le” before everything.

Le push
Le help
Le ouchie
Le potty
Etc

Sounds like he’s French
Hey you got that opera house and succulent Chinese meals too