ELNBunny
@elnbunny.com
World Renowed Thought Leader. I fix up cars that would've ended up in the junkyard. I like to pretend i am farmer during the summer. I get political sometimes. http://elnbunny.com #yyc #canada #alberta
I kissed your AI girlfriend
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I kissed your AI girlfriend
Eminem is a Grandpa and i was not mentally prepared for this information
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Eminem is a Grandpa and i was not mentally prepared for this information
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I accidentally broke a really nice dish but my wife can't be angry cause she broke my car. Perfectly balanced
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I accidentally broke a really nice dish but my wife can't be angry cause she broke my car. Perfectly balanced
Why do we use carpet in cars? it can get full of water and start to mold. We should really be using hardwood flooring instead.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Why do we use carpet in cars? it can get full of water and start to mold. We should really be using hardwood flooring instead.
Sit down, relax and spaghet about it
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sit down, relax and spaghet about it
Okay wasn't expecting xkcd to make me cry today.
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Okay wasn't expecting xkcd to make me cry today.
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Damn man, you really showed us. Where are Canadians supposed to go to visit a beautiful national park now?
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Damn man, you really showed us. Where are Canadians supposed to go to visit a beautiful national park now?
Just a heads up for Canadian drivers you should put your winter tires on a month ago. Seems like a few people were caught offguard.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Just a heads up for Canadian drivers you should put your winter tires on a month ago. Seems like a few people were caught offguard.
The day after you move a bunch of furniture around the house and you're over 40.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The day after you move a bunch of furniture around the house and you're over 40.
More republicans believe in bigfoot than Democrats but more democrats believe in Aliens than republicans. Why are both sides wasting their time when Chupacabra is real as fuck?
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
More republicans believe in bigfoot than Democrats but more democrats believe in Aliens than republicans. Why are both sides wasting their time when Chupacabra is real as fuck?
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I find it difficult to watch the Muppets. Kermit is a domestic abuse victim and everyone is cool with it?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I find it difficult to watch the Muppets. Kermit is a domestic abuse victim and everyone is cool with it?!
In conversations some people have mentioned "all the tools you have in your garage must be worth a lot." Yes. But i have zero idea how much it would be. 20+ years of needing a tool here and specialized tool there must add up but i have no clue as to the amount.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In conversations some people have mentioned "all the tools you have in your garage must be worth a lot." Yes. But i have zero idea how much it would be. 20+ years of needing a tool here and specialized tool there must add up but i have no clue as to the amount.
Look what you all made me do..
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Look what you all made me do..
I can use my 3d printer to print a 3d printer. Infinite money glitch.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can use my 3d printer to print a 3d printer. Infinite money glitch.
Nobody appreciates the arts anymore
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Nobody appreciates the arts anymore
Finished the valve cover and spark plug replacement on my a6. It needs a timing belt so that's going to be a big job with service position. First. I'm rearranging my entire garage because of reasons. Help me.
Should i rearrange my work bench to be able to work on these or just buyer smaller cars in the future? gonna be a lot of fucking work.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Finished the valve cover and spark plug replacement on my a6. It needs a timing belt so that's going to be a big job with service position. First. I'm rearranging my entire garage because of reasons. Help me.
First. Mashed potatoes. Potatoes only taste good when you deep fry them or cover them in another ingredient.
Second: Turkey - People are terrible at cooking it and it's always dry. You have to spatchcock it to make a decent tasting bird.
Third: Green bean casserole. I will not elaborate.
Second: Turkey - People are terrible at cooking it and it's always dry. You have to spatchcock it to make a decent tasting bird.
Third: Green bean casserole. I will not elaborate.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
First. Mashed potatoes. Potatoes only taste good when you deep fry them or cover them in another ingredient.
Second: Turkey - People are terrible at cooking it and it's always dry. You have to spatchcock it to make a decent tasting bird.
Third: Green bean casserole. I will not elaborate.
Second: Turkey - People are terrible at cooking it and it's always dry. You have to spatchcock it to make a decent tasting bird.
Third: Green bean casserole. I will not elaborate.
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Covid really broke some people’s brains.
Shocking (and so very sad) that the vaccine story coming out of Covid is one of hesitancy and anger rather than amazement and gratitude for what is now increasingly possible.
Shocking (and so very sad) that the vaccine story coming out of Covid is one of hesitancy and anger rather than amazement and gratitude for what is now increasingly possible.
Republicans increasingly oppose requiring healthy kids to get MMR vaccines to attend public schools
2016 19%
2019 20%
2023 42%
2025 47%
www.pewresearch.org/science/2025... 🧪
2016 19%
2019 20%
2023 42%
2025 47%
www.pewresearch.org/science/2025... 🧪
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Covid really broke some people’s brains.
Shocking (and so very sad) that the vaccine story coming out of Covid is one of hesitancy and anger rather than amazement and gratitude for what is now increasingly possible.
Shocking (and so very sad) that the vaccine story coming out of Covid is one of hesitancy and anger rather than amazement and gratitude for what is now increasingly possible.
This is supposed to be a rubber gasket and not shatter like plastic
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is supposed to be a rubber gasket and not shatter like plastic
There's also a car with cataracts for sale. If your cars headlights are like this it does not cost a lot to fix yourself with a bit of elbow grease.
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There's also a car with cataracts for sale. If your cars headlights are like this it does not cost a lot to fix yourself with a bit of elbow grease.
First time i've seen a pure electric car up for auction locally. These are so hard to judge. The battery pack alone could be 20k if it's not in good condition. Unless there is someone local who can fix the bad cells on the battery. I wouldn't purchase one of these myself without knowing more.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
First time i've seen a pure electric car up for auction locally. These are so hard to judge. The battery pack alone could be 20k if it's not in good condition. Unless there is someone local who can fix the bad cells on the battery. I wouldn't purchase one of these myself without knowing more.
Just checking the auctions and Marty McFly's wet dream is up for sale.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Just checking the auctions and Marty McFly's wet dream is up for sale.
I'm really passionate about cars. I got a job working with cars. Then when i was between jobs I applied for a job soldering for Nortel as that was a skill i wanted to improve. Being a tech paid $4 an hour more than soldering so i did that. Been doing tech ever since.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm really passionate about cars. I got a job working with cars. Then when i was between jobs I applied for a job soldering for Nortel as that was a skill i wanted to improve. Being a tech paid $4 an hour more than soldering so i did that. Been doing tech ever since.
Linux sysadmins be like
What is the word I need to google! Florp? Foop?
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Linux sysadmins be like