Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
maker|datageek|cyberdruid|CEO of anonymous, on tuesdays
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NYer formerly of Birmingham, UK
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NYer formerly of Birmingham, UK
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Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Maybe stop demanding we pass impurity tests every four years to see just what bare minimum approaching human rights we will accept from our corporate masters. "if elected, we'll reduce the number of babies fed to the baby grinding machine by 40%" ass ghouls.
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i support Venezuela's right to self defense and affirm its right to exist as a Bolivarian state etc etc etc
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i support Venezuela's right to self defense and affirm its right to exist as a Bolivarian state etc etc etc
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I mean this nicely - I think anybody who bets on this should be killed.
Not arrested, not tortured, not sentenced in prison, just full on bullet to head killed.
Not arrested, not tortured, not sentenced in prison, just full on bullet to head killed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I mean this nicely - I think anybody who bets on this should be killed.
Not arrested, not tortured, not sentenced in prison, just full on bullet to head killed.
Not arrested, not tortured, not sentenced in prison, just full on bullet to head killed.
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
Skeets from 1938: I just woke up, wtf, we invaded the sudetenland?
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Skeets from 1938: I just woke up, wtf, we invaded the sudetenland?
Deadwood.
Name your fav show that was cancelled too soon
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Deadwood.
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I think of the Count as like a Black Ribboner from Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” (although some imaginaries of vampires do have numerical compulsions)…
…& obsessively counting & numeracy is what keeps him from slaughtering children & fellow muppets & messily gorging on their juice.
…& obsessively counting & numeracy is what keeps him from slaughtering children & fellow muppets & messily gorging on their juice.
"The Count lives in an old cobweb-infested castle which he shares with many bats...As a running gag, his castle has a squeaky door, which visitors always point out, only for the Count to instantly change the subject to his counting addiction."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_v...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_v...
Count von Count - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I think of the Count as like a Black Ribboner from Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” (although some imaginaries of vampires do have numerical compulsions)…
…& obsessively counting & numeracy is what keeps him from slaughtering children & fellow muppets & messily gorging on their juice.
…& obsessively counting & numeracy is what keeps him from slaughtering children & fellow muppets & messily gorging on their juice.
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
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Chuck Schumer and the democrats are not just rubes they are willingly allowing this to happen and think we are too stupid to see it.
Chuck and the entirety of the party have to be removed from office
Chuck and the entirety of the party have to be removed from office
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Chuck Schumer and the democrats are not just rubes they are willingly allowing this to happen and think we are too stupid to see it.
Chuck and the entirety of the party have to be removed from office
Chuck and the entirety of the party have to be removed from office
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I suspect that Trump’s comments about oil have led some to attribute a false degree of coherence & purpose to whatever the hell this is.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I suspect that Trump’s comments about oil have led some to attribute a false degree of coherence & purpose to whatever the hell this is.
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sorry z-sky, the reason countries like having nukes is their leaders don't get blackbagged as often. if you want putin out of office, you're gonna have to do it yourself.
Zelenskyy on Maduro:
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
sorry z-sky, the reason countries like having nukes is their leaders don't get blackbagged as often. if you want putin out of office, you're gonna have to do it yourself.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
I low key believe part of the reason grok and other generative AI keep jumping their guardrails and doing a CSAM is to wreck the public's faith in photographic evidence before some horrible things start leaking.
Glad this is all happening during the time of gen AI slop because I’m seeing so many credulous people post fake AI generated photos, while others say they don’t believe real photos are real because they could be AI. What a great time to be alive.
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I low key believe part of the reason grok and other generative AI keep jumping their guardrails and doing a CSAM is to wreck the public's faith in photographic evidence before some horrible things start leaking.
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thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
thinking about how, in the Russian history elective I took in HS, every time a tsar was facing domestic weakness the teacher would turn to the assembled students and ask "so what is it time for?" and we would chant "stunning territorial annexation!" and she would respond "well, DUH, girls"
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Phantom of the Paradise, without question.
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Phantom of the Paradise, without question.
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
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Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Maximal nuclear proliferation for all until we fully disarm. Anything less is nuclear terrorism by nuclear states.
One thing this invasion of Venezuela is gonna do is persuade countries like, oh, Indonesia, Vietnam, Brazil, and Argentina that they could need nukes after all. Iran will work harder. Egypt and KSA may well, too. And what about Canada and Mexico? Easy for the one; maybe harder for the other. Maybe.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Maximal nuclear proliferation for all until we fully disarm. Anything less is nuclear terrorism by nuclear states.
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Here’s a thread on how easy it is to attack oil infrastructure. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling in Colombia since 2001 & had the opportunity to document insurgent attacks on Colombian oil targets. They blew so many holes into the pipeline that locals call it a flute. See my photos in this thread:
Oil infrastructure is extremely vulnerable & flammable. When I was in Putumayo, Colombia 20 years ago, I could look out at the horizon every morning and see a different column of black smoke from where guerrillas had attacked the oil pipeline overnight. It was easy to do and very hard to stop. 2/
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Here’s a thread on how easy it is to attack oil infrastructure. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling in Colombia since 2001 & had the opportunity to document insurgent attacks on Colombian oil targets. They blew so many holes into the pipeline that locals call it a flute. See my photos in this thread:
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They hanged propagandists at Nuremberg.
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They hanged propagandists at Nuremberg.