Scotty
@elworm.bsky.social
Retired hotel clerk. I live with a roommate, a cat called Holmes.
All this time I thought I was just getting old, I am just cold
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 PM
All this time I thought I was just getting old, I am just cold
Every morning I take my Dog out for a walk and a poo, in the park..it's brilliant, she always barks to let me know if someone is coming. So I can quickly pull up my jeans and pretend I was looking for her ball...
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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M-W trying to get ahead of all the questions about "tit for tat" that are about to come.
Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
M-W trying to get ahead of all the questions about "tit for tat" that are about to come.
I learned a new anagram over the last decade: ANGH
It would show up whenever people discussed any of the most blatant transgressions of the Orange One. Now his DOJ is seemingly never going to release the Epstein Files in a direct snubbing of the law and I'm feeling Ain't Nuthin' Gonna Happen again.
It would show up whenever people discussed any of the most blatant transgressions of the Orange One. Now his DOJ is seemingly never going to release the Epstein Files in a direct snubbing of the law and I'm feeling Ain't Nuthin' Gonna Happen again.
January 22, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I learned a new anagram over the last decade: ANGH
It would show up whenever people discussed any of the most blatant transgressions of the Orange One. Now his DOJ is seemingly never going to release the Epstein Files in a direct snubbing of the law and I'm feeling Ain't Nuthin' Gonna Happen again.
It would show up whenever people discussed any of the most blatant transgressions of the Orange One. Now his DOJ is seemingly never going to release the Epstein Files in a direct snubbing of the law and I'm feeling Ain't Nuthin' Gonna Happen again.
Finished Far Cry 6 a couple of days ago. I was wondering what to play next, then thought screw it and bought Mafia the Old Country from Walmart, even though I have loads of unplayed games on the shelf. I've already finished the previous Mafia games, they're good #xbox #ps5 #farcry #mafia #videogames
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Finished Far Cry 6 a couple of days ago. I was wondering what to play next, then thought screw it and bought Mafia the Old Country from Walmart, even though I have loads of unplayed games on the shelf. I've already finished the previous Mafia games, they're good #xbox #ps5 #farcry #mafia #videogames
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Yeah, I wanna #cancel this #subscription too
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Yeah, I wanna #cancel this #subscription too
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My Wife asked me “Can vegans have dogs?”
I said: “Not for lunch”
I said: “Not for lunch”
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My Wife asked me “Can vegans have dogs?”
I said: “Not for lunch”
I said: “Not for lunch”
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Intersection of cats and laughter. Much thanks to the original poster of this, I needed the laugh it provided.
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Intersection of cats and laughter. Much thanks to the original poster of this, I needed the laugh it provided.
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Pretty much sums up America today.
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Pretty much sums up America today.
Today at Wossamotta U. :
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Today at Wossamotta U. :
Originally posted by iceage2012 on Imgur, "Nobody likes winter..."
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Originally posted by iceage2012 on Imgur, "Nobody likes winter..."
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I promise you—I swear it on a solemn oath—nobody wants music to just randomly start playing when you click a post.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I promise you—I swear it on a solemn oath—nobody wants music to just randomly start playing when you click a post.
Pics or it didn't happen is no longer a valid challenge. Thanks, AI
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pics or it didn't happen is no longer a valid challenge. Thanks, AI
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