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elworm.bsky.social
Scotty
@elworm.bsky.social
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Retired hotel clerk. I live with a roommate, a cat called Holmes.
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elworm.bsky.social
Took me a couple of seconds...
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
elworm.bsky.social
easy listening kind of morning #goldenoldies
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
elworm.bsky.social
easy listening kind of morning #goldenoldies
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
elworm.bsky.social
Easy listening kind of morning. #goldenoldies
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
That lamp looks PISSED.
A black and white cat in a surgical collar stands on its hind legs. An electrical cord runs behind them, ending in an outlet on the wall.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
elworm.bsky.social
#albumcovers #music #davidbowie
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
elworm.bsky.social
#politicalcartoon
A split cartoon panel, entitled *Summer Camp Stories*. The left panel shows a man in a prison uniform, in a prison cell. He says, "MY NAME IS JUAN...FOR LOOKING FOR WORK AT A HOME DEPOT, I GOT TO BE TORTURED AT A SUPER MAX CAMP IN EL SALVADOR". The right panel shows Ghislaine Maxwells in a blouse and sweat pants, wearing a flower necklace, standing outside in a field with a building and some fir trees far behind her. She says, "MY NME IS GHISLAINE...FOR BEING A PEDOPHILE AND OPERATING A SEX TRAFFICKING RING, I GOT TO GO TO MINIMUM SECURITY CAMP!! WE CAN PLAY VOLLEY BALL, DO YOGA AND TAKE VOCATIONAL CLASSES!"
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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sneptech.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
elworm.bsky.social
Found on Reddit, posted by u/LiiiLoisiane_-_ #cats #confusing
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
elworm.bsky.social
Before cat, I had a doggy, this is doggy's bed. Cat has ignored it his entire life here, about five and a half years, until today. I knew there was a reason I left it out. #stubborn #cats
My cat finally sleeping in a pet bed he's ignored for 5 plus years.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
elworm.bsky.social
I love the internet cause I saw the news about the Louvre heist and all of the comments were "did you check the British museum?
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
elworm.bsky.social
I'm surprised to learn this week that French and British museums consider theft wrong
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
elworm.bsky.social
Oh, my.

Wordle 1,583 2/6*

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October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
elworm.bsky.social
From the archives for #caturday, delightful chin brushing
My gray tabby cat, Holmes, enjoying getting his chin brushed.
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
elworm.bsky.social
Contractual obligation for #caturday
Another senseless picture of my cat, Holmes
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
elworm.bsky.social
A cartoon of two vampires on a date, sitting at a table. The female vampire has makeup all over her face, applied very badly. The male vampire is looking askance. The female vampire says, "Give me a break. I don't have a reflection."
October 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
elworm.bsky.social
Me at 3AM #caturday
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
elworm.bsky.social
Holme's on his MacBook bed. #catnesday #cats #tabbies #catsofbluesky
My grey tabby cat, a grey tabby named Holmes, sitting on a pink baby blanket I put on top of my MacBook for him.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
elworm.bsky.social
An old post, but first time I've seen it:
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
elworm.bsky.social
I feel like a god. Wordle 1,549 2/6*

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September 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Wednesday.
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
elworm.bsky.social
Curiosity not only sometimes kills the cat, but it ruins a lot of good photo opportunities. Every time I see the cat in a cute pose, picking up my phone causes him to immediately come over.
"Whoa, whatcha you doing there, bud? Is that your phone? Let me get a sniff. Yeah, thought so"
Photo of curious cat looking directly into the lens.
September 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
elworm.bsky.social
A picture of cookies in gravy with the notation: Tried biscuits in gravy. Not sure why Americans rave about it.
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM