Emily but spooky 🎃
@emeemay.bsky.social
Queer artist || photography, illustration, animation, stopmo fabrication || professional photographer & videographer!
someone tell me why renting 400ft of studio/office space is more expensive than buying a whole-ass house around here
what the h e l l
maybe I'll just buy another (!!! never not bizarre that I am a Home Owner) house and turn it into a photography studio
what the h e l l
maybe I'll just buy another (!!! never not bizarre that I am a Home Owner) house and turn it into a photography studio
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
someone tell me why renting 400ft of studio/office space is more expensive than buying a whole-ass house around here
what the h e l l
maybe I'll just buy another (!!! never not bizarre that I am a Home Owner) house and turn it into a photography studio
what the h e l l
maybe I'll just buy another (!!! never not bizarre that I am a Home Owner) house and turn it into a photography studio
🥰 eat shit, kim davis 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🥰 eat shit, kim davis 🥰
I accidentally ordered mats in two different shades 😭 at least in person it’s not so obvious. The cream actually looks better on the zebra print!
I only worked on the long frames today but I got the mitered half laps done with NO MISTAKES.
Pls clap for my not completely incompetent joinery cutting
I only worked on the long frames today but I got the mitered half laps done with NO MISTAKES.
Pls clap for my not completely incompetent joinery cutting
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I accidentally ordered mats in two different shades 😭 at least in person it’s not so obvious. The cream actually looks better on the zebra print!
I only worked on the long frames today but I got the mitered half laps done with NO MISTAKES.
Pls clap for my not completely incompetent joinery cutting
I only worked on the long frames today but I got the mitered half laps done with NO MISTAKES.
Pls clap for my not completely incompetent joinery cutting
I love cute-stupid stuff like corbeau staying at the hotel and "tipping" 100k to Urbain so that his robin hood gang second-in-command can immediately show up to "collect the debt" Urbain owes.
11/10 overcomplicated debt cancellation plan street cred saving secret softie #lza
11/10 overcomplicated debt cancellation plan street cred saving secret softie #lza
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love cute-stupid stuff like corbeau staying at the hotel and "tipping" 100k to Urbain so that his robin hood gang second-in-command can immediately show up to "collect the debt" Urbain owes.
11/10 overcomplicated debt cancellation plan street cred saving secret softie #lza
11/10 overcomplicated debt cancellation plan street cred saving secret softie #lza
Tonight we hurt our own feelings testing out our fancy new UV light around the house
I’ll be dousing everything in bleach this weekend 😌🤪💀
I’ll be dousing everything in bleach this weekend 😌🤪💀
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tonight we hurt our own feelings testing out our fancy new UV light around the house
I’ll be dousing everything in bleach this weekend 😌🤪💀
I’ll be dousing everything in bleach this weekend 😌🤪💀
Now that I have a rolling camera case that needs stickers I have entirely forgotten every single artist that might make them
So if you have any artist in mind who does punny and/or creativity job focused stickers I need something gay and also something camera-related
So if you have any artist in mind who does punny and/or creativity job focused stickers I need something gay and also something camera-related
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Now that I have a rolling camera case that needs stickers I have entirely forgotten every single artist that might make them
So if you have any artist in mind who does punny and/or creativity job focused stickers I need something gay and also something camera-related
So if you have any artist in mind who does punny and/or creativity job focused stickers I need something gay and also something camera-related
The real reason you see so many "natural light" photographers is that The Taming of the Strobes is a draconian battle every fucking time.
If it were simple to set up studio lighting literally everyone would do it because it RULES
If it were simple to set up studio lighting literally everyone would do it because it RULES
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The real reason you see so many "natural light" photographers is that The Taming of the Strobes is a draconian battle every fucking time.
If it were simple to set up studio lighting literally everyone would do it because it RULES
If it were simple to set up studio lighting literally everyone would do it because it RULES
Syncing two flashes to a trigger shouldn’t be this freakin HARD
But I WON. I DID IT. My boss gave up on them but not meeee
But I WON. I DID IT. My boss gave up on them but not meeee
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Syncing two flashes to a trigger shouldn’t be this freakin HARD
But I WON. I DID IT. My boss gave up on them but not meeee
But I WON. I DID IT. My boss gave up on them but not meeee
I'm making/upgrading frames for some artwork (a @pamwishbow.bsky.social lino print, 2 photo prints I bought from my college photo prof, and a @samanthamash.bsky.social I'm gifting to my partner) but oh my god I just spent $250 on P99 acrylic
DIY framing saves you NOTHING, kids. Don't be like me.
DIY framing saves you NOTHING, kids. Don't be like me.
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'm making/upgrading frames for some artwork (a @pamwishbow.bsky.social lino print, 2 photo prints I bought from my college photo prof, and a @samanthamash.bsky.social I'm gifting to my partner) but oh my god I just spent $250 on P99 acrylic
DIY framing saves you NOTHING, kids. Don't be like me.
DIY framing saves you NOTHING, kids. Don't be like me.
31 kids and the pizza delivery guy got full size chocolate bars
I wasn’t feeling very Halloween this year, but I had like three or four of them make comments about how my house is THE house and I loved it (I have done full bars every year since i moved in. Life dream!)
Also, two Rumis!
I wasn’t feeling very Halloween this year, but I had like three or four of them make comments about how my house is THE house and I loved it (I have done full bars every year since i moved in. Life dream!)
Also, two Rumis!
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
31 kids and the pizza delivery guy got full size chocolate bars
I wasn’t feeling very Halloween this year, but I had like three or four of them make comments about how my house is THE house and I loved it (I have done full bars every year since i moved in. Life dream!)
Also, two Rumis!
I wasn’t feeling very Halloween this year, but I had like three or four of them make comments about how my house is THE house and I loved it (I have done full bars every year since i moved in. Life dream!)
Also, two Rumis!
Happy Howl-oween from me and my gremlin croissant 🥐 girl!
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Howl-oween from me and my gremlin croissant 🥐 girl!
something something new animal crossing update
something something where's my bingo card
(I'm actually hyped don't look at me)
something something where's my bingo card
(I'm actually hyped don't look at me)
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
something something new animal crossing update
something something where's my bingo card
(I'm actually hyped don't look at me)
something something where's my bingo card
(I'm actually hyped don't look at me)
So it turns out my 16.5” tall dog can climb out of a 36” tall x-pen. And she did so with abdominal stitches in, because she likes to make me suffer.
She has since been relegated to the living room crate.
She has since been relegated to the living room crate.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So it turns out my 16.5” tall dog can climb out of a 36” tall x-pen. And she did so with abdominal stitches in, because she likes to make me suffer.
She has since been relegated to the living room crate.
She has since been relegated to the living room crate.
Ansel got spayed yesterday and when I got her back she was so zooted she stared unblinking at the passenger seat like it was her favorite TV show
Anyway today she was very unhappy I wouldn’t play fetch. Like girl you have! Stitches! You aren’t supposed to have this much energy right now!
Anyway today she was very unhappy I wouldn’t play fetch. Like girl you have! Stitches! You aren’t supposed to have this much energy right now!
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ansel got spayed yesterday and when I got her back she was so zooted she stared unblinking at the passenger seat like it was her favorite TV show
Anyway today she was very unhappy I wouldn’t play fetch. Like girl you have! Stitches! You aren’t supposed to have this much energy right now!
Anyway today she was very unhappy I wouldn’t play fetch. Like girl you have! Stitches! You aren’t supposed to have this much energy right now!
love that the genAI upscaling demo turned the flat ground into sand dunes and that the guy just jumped from that with no comment into "look how you can make your parent photo high res" like it's going to reliably keep the features of the individual instead of synthesizing nonsense
#adobemax
#adobemax
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
love that the genAI upscaling demo turned the flat ground into sand dunes and that the guy just jumped from that with no comment into "look how you can make your parent photo high res" like it's going to reliably keep the features of the individual instead of synthesizing nonsense
#adobemax
#adobemax
Art-directable genAI sounds like an oxymoron
Also add me to the group of people who hate the pervasive replacement of "art" and "video" and "stories" with just "content"
Artwork is valuable because it takes time, thought, and effort. It ISN'T grist for the engagement mill! #adobemax
Also add me to the group of people who hate the pervasive replacement of "art" and "video" and "stories" with just "content"
Artwork is valuable because it takes time, thought, and effort. It ISN'T grist for the engagement mill! #adobemax
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Art-directable genAI sounds like an oxymoron
Also add me to the group of people who hate the pervasive replacement of "art" and "video" and "stories" with just "content"
Artwork is valuable because it takes time, thought, and effort. It ISN'T grist for the engagement mill! #adobemax
Also add me to the group of people who hate the pervasive replacement of "art" and "video" and "stories" with just "content"
Artwork is valuable because it takes time, thought, and effort. It ISN'T grist for the engagement mill! #adobemax
our design team takes the week to watch Adobe Max and so far it's all about using generativeAI, so I'm having a GREAT time 🫠💀
also all the demos look bad lol
also all the demos look bad lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
our design team takes the week to watch Adobe Max and so far it's all about using generativeAI, so I'm having a GREAT time 🫠💀
also all the demos look bad lol
also all the demos look bad lol
I’m SO excited about this aluminum suitcase I found on marketplace today for $20 (!!)
It’s a bit big to schlep photo gear like I wanted, and I need to re-glue the lining. Still, I’ve been wanting to get a 24” spinner bag for ages and you can’t do much better price wise, even for a knockoff!
It’s a bit big to schlep photo gear like I wanted, and I need to re-glue the lining. Still, I’ve been wanting to get a 24” spinner bag for ages and you can’t do much better price wise, even for a knockoff!
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m SO excited about this aluminum suitcase I found on marketplace today for $20 (!!)
It’s a bit big to schlep photo gear like I wanted, and I need to re-glue the lining. Still, I’ve been wanting to get a 24” spinner bag for ages and you can’t do much better price wise, even for a knockoff!
It’s a bit big to schlep photo gear like I wanted, and I need to re-glue the lining. Still, I’ve been wanting to get a 24” spinner bag for ages and you can’t do much better price wise, even for a knockoff!
October 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It drives me completely insane that the default for camera controls isn’t correct. Just sitting here trying to pan and tilt the way you use a REAL CAMERA and continuously thwarted
And I can’t even change it because LZA hasn’t given me the menu button yet
And I can’t even change it because LZA hasn’t given me the menu button yet
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It drives me completely insane that the default for camera controls isn’t correct. Just sitting here trying to pan and tilt the way you use a REAL CAMERA and continuously thwarted
And I can’t even change it because LZA hasn’t given me the menu button yet
And I can’t even change it because LZA hasn’t given me the menu button yet
And it was my newest tire, too 🥲
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And it was my newest tire, too 🥲