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Luke 🇬🇧
@emeraldthief.bsky.social
Servant of the Secret Fire

Mostly a positive dude with the occasional bout of nihilism and melancholia.

I like fitness, books, tv, tits and enjoy a simple life.

Future lottery winner
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It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.

- Cpt Jean-Luc Picard
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London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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American History….
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.

The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Made this in the air fryer tonight, cod fillet wrapped in palma ham with rocket salad
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Newest Russian mad max tank, they just keep getting more bizzare
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Napoleon was KINKY
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Tell me again they're not Nazis.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Walk home Saturday night with #SundayShadows
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Zelensky is a very patient man having to listen to that demented old man, his face though 🤣
🤡🤣Trump: Russia wants Ukraine to prosper. It is ready to participate in the reconstruction of Ukraine.
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Profit margins on fuel at UK supermarket and non-supermarket retailers are "historically high".

Govts cut real wages/benefits, don't curb profiteering. Corporate appeasement causes inflation and poverty.

Voluntary agreements and gimmicks don't work. No regulator protects people.
Fuel profit margins still persistently high, says watchdog
The consumer watchdog says weak competition between retailers is keeping profit margins up.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Avant Garde is French for bullshit" - John Lennon.

This game was probably an 8 out of 10 for me but its frustrating as it could have easily been a 10 without the questionable twists.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It was cool to see PAC hit the Black Arrow for the first time since his return from injury.

Seemed he appreciated the heroes welcome he got in the UK.

Guy should be world champion for sure.
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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When she gives you the look she is thinking …”it’s not going to lick itself is it “
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Yet another example of Russia building tanks that look straight out of mad max 😵‍💫
Russian tanks 🤯🤯🤯
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM