Emil M.
@emilmcclellan.bsky.social
“Us humans are always close to destruction, Life itself is but a series of close calls.“
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She’s so committed to antics
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
She’s so committed to antics
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it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
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today i learned LIV has a New Orleans tournament on the schedule in late June
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
January 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
today i learned LIV has a New Orleans tournament on the schedule in late June
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors
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I don’t know what the “post 2016 pictures” thing is about and I am gonna paranoidly assume it’s all being fed to the machines to learn about how we age
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I don’t know what the “post 2016 pictures” thing is about and I am gonna paranoidly assume it’s all being fed to the machines to learn about how we age
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Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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The sneering at Ross's OLOL comment. Priceless.
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The sneering at Ross's OLOL comment. Priceless.
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Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured
The SEGA Channel.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The SEGA Channel.
What a pleasant surprise to hear @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on The Right Time with Bomani Jones.
Steven Godfrey on Transfer Portal Problems, Lane Kiffin LSU-Ole Miss Madness, Nick Saban Concerns | 01.07
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January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What a pleasant surprise to hear @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on The Right Time with Bomani Jones.
Moving to the PNW has made vans grow on me. Especially the imports I see around town.
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Moving to the PNW has made vans grow on me. Especially the imports I see around town.
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I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
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the SEC gets to include Tulane as one of their teams in the playoff graphic they make, those are just the rules
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the SEC gets to include Tulane as one of their teams in the playoff graphic they make, those are just the rules
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At his first Tulane press conference two years ago, Jon Sumrall said, "I'm telling you right now, I'm speaking it into existence, we're going to make the College Football Playoff and we're going to win it."
The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.
The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ROLL WAVE 🌊
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Ole Miss should let Lane Kiffin coach a game next year too if he feels like it
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ole Miss should let Lane Kiffin coach a game next year too if he feels like it
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Growing up my favorite show was The X-Files, and my Dad, an FBI agent, strongly objected to the premise not because of aliens but because "there's no way the dumb motherfuckers above me could pull off that cover-up." That and Mulder's gratuitous travel budget
see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Growing up my favorite show was The X-Files, and my Dad, an FBI agent, strongly objected to the premise not because of aliens but because "there's no way the dumb motherfuckers above me could pull off that cover-up." That and Mulder's gratuitous travel budget
RMFW🌊
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RMFW🌊
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A whole lot of the worst of the worst are gonna spend today self-soothing about blue cities doing blue things. Let ’em. Never interrupt an enemy while they’re making a mistake
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A whole lot of the worst of the worst are gonna spend today self-soothing about blue cities doing blue things. Let ’em. Never interrupt an enemy while they’re making a mistake
I guess this is why you cover up sexual assault on behalf of the football program, a few years later you get promoted to the head position.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I guess this is why you cover up sexual assault on behalf of the football program, a few years later you get promoted to the head position.
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unbelievable that DJ Durkin has a job
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
unbelievable that DJ Durkin has a job
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