Nolan Hahn
@nolanhahn.bsky.social
The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
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2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
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#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
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It's official, last night Denver City Council adopted a local single-stair ordinance!
Beginning December 31, 2025, 5-story single-stair housing will be permitted in Denver!
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/11/24/d...
Beginning December 31, 2025, 5-story single-stair housing will be permitted in Denver!
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/11/24/d...
Denver City Council approves single-stair building ordinance
Denver City Council approves ordinance for 5-story single-stair buildings, promoting affordable housing and flexible building options.
www.coloradopolitics.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's official, last night Denver City Council adopted a local single-stair ordinance!
Beginning December 31, 2025, 5-story single-stair housing will be permitted in Denver!
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/11/24/d...
Beginning December 31, 2025, 5-story single-stair housing will be permitted in Denver!
www.coloradopolitics.com/2025/11/24/d...
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The full time job of the modal person with the title of "city planner" in the US is to be a steward of segregation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The full time job of the modal person with the title of "city planner" in the US is to be a steward of segregation.
Carcinization teaches us that this is the future and cities need to start becoming more crab friendly now before it's too late
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Carcinization teaches us that this is the future and cities need to start becoming more crab friendly now before it's too late
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A banger from @pewilliams.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A banger from @pewilliams.bsky.social
I was conflicted on this when I last got a license plate because I support wolves but not ranchers.
If you want to store your slow elk on public lands you can't get mad when a few get eaten.
If you want to store your slow elk on public lands you can't get mad when a few get eaten.
Colorado drivers have spent more than $1 million on “born to be wild” license plates that support ranchers and wolves
Colorado drivers have spent more than $1 million on “born to be wild” license plates that support ranchers and wolves
With over 5 million registered rigs on the road, that might sound like a “meh” statistic. But the plate has raised critical funds for Colorado Parks and Wildlife’s non-lethal mitigation program.
coloradosun.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I was conflicted on this when I last got a license plate because I support wolves but not ranchers.
If you want to store your slow elk on public lands you can't get mad when a few get eaten.
If you want to store your slow elk on public lands you can't get mad when a few get eaten.
Grateful today for the supportive and helpful @denverbicyclelobby.bsky.social community.
If anyone on here has tips on going car free in a city like Denver, let me know!
If anyone on here has tips on going car free in a city like Denver, let me know!
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Grateful today for the supportive and helpful @denverbicyclelobby.bsky.social community.
If anyone on here has tips on going car free in a city like Denver, let me know!
If anyone on here has tips on going car free in a city like Denver, let me know!
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2022: The Eagles make the Super Bowl
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
2022: The Eagles make the Super Bowl
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
Seems like a thing you have figured out before you close the office
U.S. patent agency asks where to put new regional office after closing its Denver hub
U.S. patent agency asks where to put new regional office after closing its Denver hub
A month after shutting down the regional office in Denver, the US Patent Office is looking for a new location. The deadline is 3 p.m. Friday
coloradosun.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Seems like a thing you have figured out before you close the office
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“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
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I wrote a parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman" so good my friend thought it was AI:
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I wrote a parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman" so good my friend thought it was AI:
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
It can kill your postseason
Make you all teary-eyed
And it can ruin your faith if you cheer for the Tide
And it’s only a path if you go 9-3
It’s named after Cheez-It
But it’s always the Citrus to me
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The real ideological difference here is that Zohran Mamdani and Kshama Sawant represent two different factions of leftism- serious and not serious
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The real ideological difference here is that Zohran Mamdani and Kshama Sawant represent two different factions of leftism- serious and not serious
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To the degree the response to Mamdani-Trump has been especially deranged, it may be because it reveals the relative unimportance of whatever it is we’re all doing here
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
To the degree the response to Mamdani-Trump has been especially deranged, it may be because it reveals the relative unimportance of whatever it is we’re all doing here
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Three years ago, Utrecht completed the transformation of the Sint Josephlaan and turned an unattractive, unlivable car sewer into a green city boulevard.
It shows that even Dutch cities were not always like they are today and have often come a long way in becoming better versions of themselves.
It shows that even Dutch cities were not always like they are today and have often come a long way in becoming better versions of themselves.
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Three years ago, Utrecht completed the transformation of the Sint Josephlaan and turned an unattractive, unlivable car sewer into a green city boulevard.
It shows that even Dutch cities were not always like they are today and have often come a long way in becoming better versions of themselves.
It shows that even Dutch cities were not always like they are today and have often come a long way in becoming better versions of themselves.
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a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
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New from me for Inside Philanthropy: California foundations need to decide whether they genuinely want to improve housing affordability or would rather keep funding NIMBY obstructionism in Sacramento. www.insidephilanthropy.com/home/philant...
Philanthropy Needs to Pick a Side on the Housing Construction Debate
Despite California’s severe housing shortage, foundations are still funding on the wrong side of the housing fight there, guest author Ned Resnikoff writes.
www.insidephilanthropy.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
New from me for Inside Philanthropy: California foundations need to decide whether they genuinely want to improve housing affordability or would rather keep funding NIMBY obstructionism in Sacramento. www.insidephilanthropy.com/home/philant...
Popes Leo meeting with steppe warlords has a long history
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Popes Leo meeting with steppe warlords has a long history
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When states like Colorado passed policies requiring employers to disclose salary information in job postings, what happened?
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When states like Colorado passed policies requiring employers to disclose salary information in job postings, what happened?
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
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the problem is
1) normal people think you are simply going to make crime legal, because that is the most obvious interpretation
2) a bunch of people calling themselves prison abolitionists really do just want to make crime legal
1) normal people think you are simply going to make crime legal, because that is the most obvious interpretation
2) a bunch of people calling themselves prison abolitionists really do just want to make crime legal
“prison abolition” in terms of like, “have something basically unrecognizable compared to american corrections” seems fine to me—the problem is just overdoing the language to sound radical. I think that’s where people started, and then negatively polarized themselves into much dumber positions
the thing about the prisonculture story is that she gives herself the simplest possible problem -- "a despised outsider in a society with no deviance immediately confesses to a murder and raises no justification" -- then whiffs the response by torturing the perpetrator and saves them by fiat.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the problem is
1) normal people think you are simply going to make crime legal, because that is the most obvious interpretation
2) a bunch of people calling themselves prison abolitionists really do just want to make crime legal
1) normal people think you are simply going to make crime legal, because that is the most obvious interpretation
2) a bunch of people calling themselves prison abolitionists really do just want to make crime legal
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I hasten to add Nuzzi is not actually good looking.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I hasten to add Nuzzi is not actually good looking.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
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forgot how racist she is
September 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
forgot how racist she is
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I’ll never forget that when Sharp Objects came out Nuzzi wrote that piece criticizing the show and the book for perpetuating the stereotype that female journalists sleep with their sources.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ll never forget that when Sharp Objects came out Nuzzi wrote that piece criticizing the show and the book for perpetuating the stereotype that female journalists sleep with their sources.