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computer woman (athlete version)
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@emmaaa.bsky.social
· Nov 16
MY FOREVER GAME IS DEAD.
i don't want lore.
I only want MECHANICS
click here to invite me to party
i don't want lore.
I only want MECHANICS
click here to invite me to party
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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don't be naughty or santa's gonna bring you frames
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
don't be naughty or santa's gonna bring you frames
i never went to labubu javer
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
i never went to labubu javer
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also i’m sick and i hate this shit
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
also i’m sick and i hate this shit
gonna be tough to watch gdq from afar this time
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
gonna be tough to watch gdq from afar this time
there has got to be a cool job for me to have
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
there has got to be a cool job for me to have
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hope everyones having a good time im gonna close this tab now
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
hope everyones having a good time im gonna close this tab now
none of this would be happening if I hadn't dishonestly said "it's good to see you" to my dipshit uncle
im gonna call my aunt who voted for him and call her a dickhead
I have been emailing my little pig faced fucko gop rep and now I am gonna start calling that office
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
none of this would be happening if I hadn't dishonestly said "it's good to see you" to my dipshit uncle
i deserve thick sweatpants that are long enough and don't have elastic cuffs
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i deserve thick sweatpants that are long enough and don't have elastic cuffs
imagining the guy who's out here sending job rejection emails on january first
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
imagining the guy who's out here sending job rejection emails on january first
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
more power to you if you don’t but i love the cold dearly
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
more power to you if you don’t but i love the cold dearly
i want a cute little digital point and shoot
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i want a cute little digital point and shoot
i present to you: a tool-assisted speedrun of the unreleased game gear prototype game "The World of Sport - Golf", played at 2x speed so that it fits on bluesky
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i present to you: a tool-assisted speedrun of the unreleased game gear prototype game "The World of Sport - Golf", played at 2x speed so that it fits on bluesky
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
im in a POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP with THE MOON and A BIKE
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
im in a POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP with THE MOON and A BIKE
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Vyvanse, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Vyvanse, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
the year of emma vyvanse
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the year of emma vyvanse
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CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN