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Sparkly

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27 she/they transfem ⚧️ neurodivergent disaster bisexual/retro game nerd Occasionally horny on main, so just ignore/mute me if you don't wanna see it. 🔞 pfp by @happycricketbox on twitter

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 8h

To preserve western civilization I will eat nothing but salted meat paste and dehydrated potatoes. With no butter.

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 8h

I didn’t even know they made a Front Mission 4

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 12h

new mascot for a dispensary up for grabs

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 9h

I’m doing #RandomGameSaturday again with an old favorite of mine that I bring up sometimes. It’s RibbitKing! Complete with the original GameStop sticker gunk from 2004. It’s a cute little game about golfing with frogs on alien planets. Great to play with friends too. Check it out!

The box for RibbitKing on PlayStation 2 perched atop my old entertainment center next to a 5” PVM. The box art displays the cast of cartoony characters and one of the frogs they play the sport Frolf with.

The same case now opened and displaying the two discs of RibbitKing. Disc 1 on the left contains the main game, and disc 2 on the right (RibbitKing Plus!) holds a collection of short 3D cartoons that the player can unlock as they progress through the game’s story.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 11h

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Katherine the Chaos Agent @calicre8ive.bsky.social · 11h

Gatekeeping the working class ain’t it

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 21h

When I get excluded from a women’s video golf tournament for being trans call that Neo TERF Masters.

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 23h

In my head vore at a rave plays out like “The DJ sucks let’s blow this party and head back to my place” but your place is a fat chick’s belly.

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 23h

It’s a love letter to the Croc series really.

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Daniel Greenberg @ PRGE @winterion.com · 1d

When you get a chance to put Retsuprae in a museum exhibit, you put Retsuprae in a museum exhibit.

Thanks for signing our Dark Seed all those years ago, @slowbeef.bsky.social!

Dark Seed exhibit at the FMV Zone, a museum exhibit at Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2025.

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 1d

Look on my works, ye mighty, and cringe.

◥◤CDFI, Frankenstein @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 1d

Conservative-leaning tech investors are racing to build a new American colossus, and they want something much, much bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Meet the new monuments men of the tech right and their plans for statue-maxing:

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues

With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.

www.bloomberg.com

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 1d

Battletoads. There is no excuse for Rat Race or Clinger Winger, that stuff is just cheap.

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 1d

Gotta join the .net club

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but...

1) The customer is always wrong

2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 2d

Sometimes I find genuine joy in thinking something and never sharing it. Like it’s mine and nobody else can have it. I spoil myself like that.

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

Wait I’ve never played past stormblood so I never saw what this guy looked like. *This* is the guy everyone wants to fuck?

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

Fuck yeah Outtrigger mentioned

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

Uhhh Fabian but they’re struggling to aim it because they have a raging boner.

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SCAREon - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 3d

They just gave $1 billion to the guy who produced the Borderlands movie.

This is a money laundering scheme isn't it?

Fighting-Games Daily @fgcdaily.bsky.social · 3d

📰Film producer, Erik Feig To Lead 'Arena SNK Studios', a new film production banner.

Alongside making Live-action and animation films, TV series, Arena SNK will also produce experiential events internationally.

Around $1 billion has been secured in financing backing for the new venture by the-----

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

Hell, I’d pay for that.

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

“Um this story sucks people don’t talk like that in real life”

Okay maybe that’s why I like it then?

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

He’s so fucking cunty I love him

Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 3d

It blows my mind that AO3 has stuff from so long ago. I found a short fic from all the way back in 2016 and kudos and bookmarked it just because I could hell yeah.

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 4d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 4d

Speaking as a leftist woman: no. He’s scrawny and gay and a Nazi