Emtrey
@emtrey.bsky.social
Reader, writer, geek-er, sports fan. ⚾️ Yankees, ⚽️ Manchester City, 🏒 Kraken.
The Kraken when they have to decide between attacking the goal vs dumping the puck in the zone (button). Every time. #SeaKraken
a close up of a baby yoda looking at the camera in the dark
Alt: a close up of a baby yoda looking at the camera in the dark and pushing a button he knows he’s not allowed to.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Kraken when they have to decide between attacking the goal vs dumping the puck in the zone (button). Every time. #SeaKraken
*player runs full speed into another player’s side and flattens him*
Announcer: “Not a lot of contact there. [The hit player] in certainly making the most of it.”
Announcer: “Not a lot of contact there. [The hit player] in certainly making the most of it.”
a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says come again .
Alt: a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says “come again?”
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*player runs full speed into another player’s side and flattens him*
Announcer: “Not a lot of contact there. [The hit player] in certainly making the most of it.”
Announcer: “Not a lot of contact there. [The hit player] in certainly making the most of it.”
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
Holy schnikes, the Kraken sprinkled pixie dust to turn this game into a win considering they were losing with 40 seconds left. Good stuff! 😎 #SeaKraken
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Holy schnikes, the Kraken sprinkled pixie dust to turn this game into a win considering they were losing with 40 seconds left. Good stuff! 😎 #SeaKraken
*pokes the MLB Winter Meetings with a stick* #Yankees
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a phone to his boss, who is in the office behind him, saying “You gotta do something, man. You can’t just sit there.”
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
*pokes the MLB Winter Meetings with a stick* #Yankees
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Seen on CMU campus ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Seen on CMU campus ❤️
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
Sitting here reminiscing spending all Thanksgiving in 1998 getting lost in the world of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time— and sitting here looking at Metroid Prime 4 releasing next week, after Thanksgiving break is over.
Mario Luigi GIF
Alt: Mario lets out a deep sigh and looks at Luigi who slowly releases a breath and holds his temples.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sitting here reminiscing spending all Thanksgiving in 1998 getting lost in the world of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time— and sitting here looking at Metroid Prime 4 releasing next week, after Thanksgiving break is over.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
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Also if you own the Yankees and can’t turn a profit the year after your team went to its first World Series in 15 years you should probably sell due to gross incompetence.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Also if you own the Yankees and can’t turn a profit the year after your team went to its first World Series in 15 years you should probably sell due to gross incompetence.
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“We can’t afford players because we’re in debt because we took all the money fans gave us and bought property to enrich ourselves.”
But don’t blame us! Blame the teams that re-invests money the team earns back into the organization via free agency and player development. They are the real villains!
But don’t blame us! Blame the teams that re-invests money the team earns back into the organization via free agency and player development. They are the real villains!
Did you know that some MLB owners take out loans against future season ticket sales and then use that money to buy themselves mansions/yachts etc? With the added bonus of being able to whine to fans that the team is actually carrying a lot of debt?
Last dodger owners did this!
Last dodger owners did this!
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“We can’t afford players because we’re in debt because we took all the money fans gave us and bought property to enrich ourselves.”
But don’t blame us! Blame the teams that re-invests money the team earns back into the organization via free agency and player development. They are the real villains!
But don’t blame us! Blame the teams that re-invests money the team earns back into the organization via free agency and player development. They are the real villains!
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Did you know that some MLB owners take out loans against future season ticket sales and then use that money to buy themselves mansions/yachts etc? With the added bonus of being able to whine to fans that the team is actually carrying a lot of debt?
Last dodger owners did this!
Last dodger owners did this!
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Did you know that some MLB owners take out loans against future season ticket sales and then use that money to buy themselves mansions/yachts etc? With the added bonus of being able to whine to fans that the team is actually carrying a lot of debt?
Last dodger owners did this!
Last dodger owners did this!
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I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
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Sorry but this is such bullshit. The Yankees absolutely turned a profit this year. Moving money around shell companies to show a loss for tax purposes doesn’t count here!
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
Tweet
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
t.co
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sorry but this is such bullshit. The Yankees absolutely turned a profit this year. Moving money around shell companies to show a loss for tax purposes doesn’t count here!
Streaming services that have moved watchlists/your purchased content lists to carousel-only with no grid view/sortable A-Z option can go step on infinite Legos.
a cartoon penguin is sitting at a table eating soup
Alt: a cartoon penguin is sitting at a table eating soup and glaring
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Streaming services that have moved watchlists/your purchased content lists to carousel-only with no grid view/sortable A-Z option can go step on infinite Legos.
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“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”